Okay, off-topic for a moment...(Er, I suppose technically ON topic, since this IS the Bitches thread, which would naturally entail some...well, bitching...)
So these SH*Tty friends I've been complaining about, how I keep having to dig deep into my pockets for their birthdays and anniversaries without any reasonable reciprocation...well, it's MY birthday time again, and this has actually got to be worse than last year.
Now, instead of just combining my birthday party with one person, it's TWO additional people. AND--AND! The one organizing it said that since it's 3 people, they've decided to "lower the cap" for how much they're going to spend on everyone's presents. AND---AND!!!---they expect me to chip in for "all three people's birthday pots"---I'M one of those three people!!!!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell