Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread- Page 70
Tiff and Cam Present the return of The official B*tches of Eastwick Thread
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#1725We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 10:58pm
Thank you, dear Tiffany.
And just for you...Bono rocks. I admit it. *sobs gently*
But making a sign reading 'I'm not with this freak ->' would just be too much hassle.
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1726We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:00pm
**ducks behind Ellie**
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#1727We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:35pm
Where?
*readies bread to feed them*
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1728We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:39pmno not the animal (duck) the action (to duck)
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1729We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:42pm*chases the ducks*
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#1730We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:42pmDucks? They have crazy sex. We had ducks at my high school and one of the females was getting attacked by a bunch of horny mallards.
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#1731We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:43pm*slaughters ducks, puts them into pancake*
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1732We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:44pm
so much for hiding from the evil tiff..
**stomps off**
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1733We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:44pm
Well, what can I say? Ducks live for a crazy rush of lust.
PS- Why are we killing ducks?
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1734We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:46pm
since we are talking about animal sex we could always talk about pigs and their insane orgasm length.. I think I read somewhere that it's like 30 minutes..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#1736We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:47pmDamn! Pigs got it going on.
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#1737We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:47pmSpeaking of pigs, I hate Paris Hilton.
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1738We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:48pmno kidding huh??
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1739We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:49pm
30 minutes for a F*CKing orgasm??
*grumbles bitterly*
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1740We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:49pm
I went into Guess today, which as you might know, she does ads for.
I just want to say that I never want to see her topless again.
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#1741We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:50pm
Ewww.
For a minute I thought you meant the pig. Then I realized you meant Paris. I'm really tired.
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#1742We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:50pmParis Hilton comes from a family of well bred horses. Neiiggghhh!
#1743We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:51pmParis Hilaton comes from a family of well-bred crackwhores. *SNOOOORRRRT*
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#1744We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:52pmI can't believe the little girl from Escape To Witch Mountain is her aunt.
#1745We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:53pmI haven't seen it.
Ellie3
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
#1746We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:53pmShub, I believe you were posting naughty sheep images the other day...what a brazen little rapscallion you are. *tuts* Unless you show me, of course!
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1747We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:55pmAnyone seen the first Paris home video?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1748We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:57pmI'm but a child. My eyes can't be tarnished with the sight of her having *ahem* intimate relations.
ShbrtAlley44
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/1/03
#1749We call the gutter home here!!!!!
Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:58pmYou mean sheepNAKEDDOMMONAGHANpictures?
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