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#1726

We call the gutter home here!!!!!

Posted: 2/5/05 at 10:58pm

Thank you, dear Tiffany.
And just for you...Bono rocks. I admit it. *sobs gently*

But making a sign reading 'I'm not with this freak ->' would just be too much hassle.

#1727

We call the gutter home here!!!!!

Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:00pm

**ducks behind Ellie**
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1729

We call the gutter home here!!!!!

Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:39pm

no not the animal (duck) the action (to duck)
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1731

We call the gutter home here!!!!!

Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:42pm

Ducks? They have crazy sex. We had ducks at my high school and one of the females was getting attacked by a bunch of horny mallards.
#1733

We call the gutter home here!!!!!

Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:44pm

so much for hiding from the evil tiff..

**stomps off**
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1734

We call the gutter home here!!!!!

Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:44pm

Well, what can I say? Ducks live for a crazy rush of lust.

PS- Why are we killing ducks?
Real men are tenors.
#1735

We call the gutter home here!!!!!

Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:46pm

since we are talking about animal sex we could always talk about pigs and their insane orgasm length.. I think I read somewhere that it's like 30 minutes..

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1739

We call the gutter home here!!!!!

Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:48pm

no kidding huh??
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1740

We call the gutter home here!!!!!

Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:49pm

30 minutes for a F*CKing orgasm??

*grumbles bitterly*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1741

We call the gutter home here!!!!!

Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:49pm

I went into Guess today, which as you might know, she does ads for.

I just want to say that I never want to see her topless again.
Real men are tenors.
#1742

We call the gutter home here!!!!!

Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:50pm

Ewww.

For a minute I thought you meant the pig. Then I realized you meant Paris. I'm really tired.
#1743

We call the gutter home here!!!!!

Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:50pm

Paris Hilton comes from a family of well bred horses. Neiiggghhh!
#1744

We call the gutter home here!!!!!

Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:51pm

Paris Hilaton comes from a family of well-bred crackwhores. *SNOOOORRRRT*
Real men are tenors.
#1745

We call the gutter home here!!!!!

Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:52pm

I can't believe the little girl from Escape To Witch Mountain is her aunt.
#1747

We call the gutter home here!!!!!

Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:53pm

Shub, I believe you were posting naughty sheep images the other day...what a brazen little rapscallion you are. *tuts* Unless you show me, of course!
#1748

We call the gutter home here!!!!!

Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:55pm

Anyone seen the first Paris home video?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1749

We call the gutter home here!!!!!

Posted: 2/5/05 at 11:57pm

I'm but a child. My eyes can't be tarnished with the sight of her having *ahem* intimate relations.
Real men are tenors.
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