Tiff and Cam present The Official B*tches of Eastwick Thread Version 2.5 — Page 15
#352
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:16pm
Common knowledge. Jane's fat fat fat. And ugly ugly ugly. God, didn't you get the memo?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#353
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:19pm
I am a hag and even I got the Jane2 memo.
Evening FDs.
BTW - how much do you think the couch coach thing was a cry for help?
Evening FDs.
BTW - how much do you think the couch coach thing was a cry for help?
Updated On: 2/3/06 at 09:19 PM
#354
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:20pm
When you said you guys lounged around the Marriott, you just meant her, right? Around it.
Couch coach? What did I miss??
Couch coach? What did I miss??
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#358
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:30pm
I think "nickle" piercings on men are slightly more attractive than one women, where it just looks creepy slutty.
Wow, Middy. Nothing gets past you.
Wow, Middy. Nothing gets past you.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#359
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:31pm
Yes, but is it a subconscious cry for help?
Oh, nevermind.
That is what I get for trying to be witty on am empty stomach.
Oh, nevermind.
That is what I get for trying to be witty on am empty stomach.
#360
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:36pm
You can't mock The Hagness, Middy! If she hadn't posted that, I wouldn't have a clue what the hell she was referring to.
And yes, Jane is HUGE. Which is why we keep making fun of her. I mean, her thigh is like the size of my waist. She broke a chair leg once.
And yes, Jane is HUGE. Which is why we keep making fun of her. I mean, her thigh is like the size of my waist. She broke a chair leg once.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#361
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:38pm
Jane is SO BIG...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#362
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:39pm
How big is she?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#363
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:40pm
She's so big that when she sits around Manhattan, she really sits AROUND Manhattan!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#364
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:41pm
That was mocking -
well, do a better job at it next time for goodness sake.
I am going to go eat some dinner and worry about more 'ege.
well, do a better job at it next time for goodness sake.
I am going to go eat some dinner and worry about more 'ege.
#365
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:44pm
ok... well then. give me a break. i have a swollen tongue.
#366
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:54pm
The tongue excuse is getting old.
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#368
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:59pm
OK.
Last time I talked about swollen body parts, we got deleted!
Middy - the tongue feeling pretty much better?
And, anyone who puts a whole in their tongue has a good week of excuses in my book!
Last time I talked about swollen body parts, we got deleted!
Middy - the tongue feeling pretty much better?
And, anyone who puts a whole in their tongue has a good week of excuses in my book!
#369
Posted: 2/3/06 at 10:03pm
My iPod arrived today. Now I have to figure out how to use the damn thing.
Buying all of the accessories costs almost as much as the darn toy!
Buying all of the accessories costs almost as much as the darn toy!
#370
Posted: 2/3/06 at 10:03pm
I am fat. I'd be beautiful, but I'm a fatty boombalatty. And we know you can't be both.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#371
Posted: 2/3/06 at 10:03pm
lol. thanks ywiw. yup, it's feeling somewhat better, it's not as swollen as it was either. ipod's are fun. did you get a black one or a white one?
#372
Posted: 2/3/06 at 10:04pm
I got the white one. For some reason, I thought it would not show the scratches as much, and I am a cheap FD, and on Amazon, it was a bit cheaper.
#373
Posted: 2/3/06 at 10:10pm
Oh cute, the Nano? I was scared to get one because I thought it would snap in half if I sat on it (being a fat fat like Jane and all) but a news segment had the reporter throwing it, running over it, kicking it, etc. and it kept playing! I think what eventually killed it was throwing it up high in the air and letting it hit a few things on the way down to the ground, and even then, I think it was the sum of all the other things it went through that let it die.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#374
Posted: 2/3/06 at 10:20pm
Nope, I got the big MF. 60 gb video.
I figure if I do end up going to HK, then everything will go on there, including some videos. And if I don't I will treat it as a present to myself for my upcoming bonus!
I figure if I do end up going to HK, then everything will go on there, including some videos. And if I don't I will treat it as a present to myself for my upcoming bonus!
#375
Posted: 2/3/06 at 10:22pm
How fat is fat?
Tiff, I wouldn’t know what to do with an oral orifice, I think I’d just diiiiie. My whole life would be limited.
couch, totally synonymous coach, werd up.
Tiff, I wouldn’t know what to do with an oral orifice, I think I’d just diiiiie. My whole life would be limited.
couch, totally synonymous coach, werd up.
Updated On: 2/3/06 at 10:22 PM
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