Tiff and Cam present The Official B*tches of Eastwick Thread Version 2.5- Page 15
Tiff and Cam present The Official B*tches of Eastwick Thread Version 2.5
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#351Have a safe trip, Cam!
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:16pmCommon knowledge. Jane's fat fat fat. And ugly ugly ugly. God, didn't you get the memo?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#352Have a safe trip, Cam!
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:19pm
I am a hag and even I got the Jane2 memo.
Evening FDs.
BTW - how much do you think the couch coach thing was a cry for help?
Updated On: 2/3/06 at 09:19 PM
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#353Have a safe trip, Cam!
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:20pm
When you said you guys lounged around the Marriott, you just meant her, right? Around it.
Couch coach? What did I miss??
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#357Have a safe trip, Cam!
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:30pm
I think "nickle" piercings on men are slightly more attractive than one women, where it just looks creepy slutty.
Wow, Middy. Nothing gets past you.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#358Have a safe trip, Cam!
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:31pm
Yes, but is it a subconscious cry for help?
Oh, nevermind.
That is what I get for trying to be witty on am empty stomach.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#359Have a safe trip, Cam!
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:36pm
You can't mock The Hagness, Middy! If she hadn't posted that, I wouldn't have a clue what the hell she was referring to.
And yes, Jane is HUGE. Which is why we keep making fun of her. I mean, her thigh is like the size of my waist. She broke a chair leg once.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#360Have a safe trip, Cam!
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:38pmJane is SO BIG...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#361Have a safe trip, Cam!
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:39pmHow big is she?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#362Have a safe trip, Cam!
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:40pmShe's so big that when she sits around Manhattan, she really sits AROUND Manhattan!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#363Have a safe trip, Cam!
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:41pm
That was mocking -
well, do a better job at it next time for goodness sake.
I am going to go eat some dinner and worry about more 'ege.
#364Have a safe trip, Cam!
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:44pmok... well then. give me a break. i have a swollen tongue.
#365Have a safe trip, Cam!
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:54pmThe tongue excuse is getting old.
Celebrate Life
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#367Have a safe trip, Cam!
Posted: 2/3/06 at 9:59pm
OK.
Last time I talked about swollen body parts, we got deleted!
Middy - the tongue feeling pretty much better?
And, anyone who puts a whole in their tongue has a good week of excuses in my book!
#368Have a safe trip, Cam!
Posted: 2/3/06 at 10:03pm
My iPod arrived today. Now I have to figure out how to use the damn thing.
Buying all of the accessories costs almost as much as the darn toy!
#369Have a safe trip, Cam!
Posted: 2/3/06 at 10:03pmI am fat. I'd be beautiful, but I'm a fatty boombalatty. And we know you can't be both.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#370Have a safe trip, Cam!
Posted: 2/3/06 at 10:03pmlol. thanks ywiw. yup, it's feeling somewhat better, it's not as swollen as it was either. ipod's are fun. did you get a black one or a white one?
#371Have a safe trip, Cam!
Posted: 2/3/06 at 10:04pmI got the white one. For some reason, I thought it would not show the scratches as much, and I am a cheap FD, and on Amazon, it was a bit cheaper.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#372Have a safe trip, Cam!
Posted: 2/3/06 at 10:10pmOh cute, the Nano? I was scared to get one because I thought it would snap in half if I sat on it (being a fat fat like Jane and all) but a news segment had the reporter throwing it, running over it, kicking it, etc. and it kept playing! I think what eventually killed it was throwing it up high in the air and letting it hit a few things on the way down to the ground, and even then, I think it was the sum of all the other things it went through that let it die.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#373Have a safe trip, Cam!
Posted: 2/3/06 at 10:20pm
Nope, I got the big MF. 60 gb video.
I figure if I do end up going to HK, then everything will go on there, including some videos. And if I don't I will treat it as a present to myself for my upcoming bonus!
#374Have a safe trip, Cam!
Posted: 2/3/06 at 10:22pm
How fat is fat?
Tiff, I wouldn’t know what to do with an oral orifice, I think I’d just diiiiie. My whole life would be limited.
couch, totally synonymous coach, werd up.
Updated On: 2/3/06 at 10:22 PM
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