Tiff and Cam present The Official B*tches of Eastwick Thread Version 2.5 — Page 16

Marlene, I think you should try it just for a day. Not to open your mouth except to sip liquid through a straw. Isn't America having a noise pollution problem?

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Hey Tiff, how's the weather?

A little hazy and foggy - but no rain.

Dinner? Or do you not run on EST?

i should redye my hair. but i don't feel like it tonight. dinner... hm... that could be a good thing. what am i hungry for though?

It's this funny thing...see...the hours of sunlight travel from east to west, see. So when it's getting darker on the east coast, it's still the middle of the afternoon on the west coach. And SHOCKINGLY, even though Canada is a whole different country than America, Vancouver is just north of LA and SF, but still on the same coast. (You still with me here?) And because the sun is SO! BIG! that it can bathe Vancouver AND LA at the same time (and it doesn't discriminate based on what country you're in), Vancouver runs on the same time as, say, Los Angeles.

What I'm trying to say, you eejit, is of course I'm not on EST. DUH.

(I say that with love but just a wee hint of frustration.)


ETA: Sure, maybe if someone's craving limp swollen cow tongue for dinner! More attractive, no?

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Updated On: 2/3/06 at 10:54 PM

You just made my night.

That was quite amusing! And disgusting.

I am going to do something now with my oral orifice.

Merlot, Cab or Zin Tiff?

alochol *drools* ya know, i'm really not much of a drinker but being told that i CAN'T drink really makes me want a drink.

Cows make me sick. Excuse me as I empty the contents of my stomach.

Updated On: 2/3/06 at 11:02 PM

umm... tiff... i'm not making you look up my nose either. :-p

I suppose it's my bad for screwing up the screen alignment, but that huge, slimy, moldy tongue in a smaller size would just not have the same effect.

(I <3 you too, Plum!)

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i could say something, but it might get the thread deleted.