Tiff and Cam present The Official B*tches of Eastwick Thread Version 2.5 — Page 22
#527
Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:41pm
^It's getting old, cliche almost...much like yourself. Atleast you have your cats.
#528
Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:43pm
Orifice, if you stopped trying so hard, maybe we would care.
#530
Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:44pm
Talk louder, Hagness. There's this pesky little buzzing noise that keeps interrupting you.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#531
Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:45pm
OMG...it's like double teaming. So not faiiiiir!
Updated On: 2/5/06 at 07:45 PM
#532
Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:46pm
I swear, Hagness, not all Asians are like this.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#533
Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:46pm
That wasn't a touchdown, but there was not enough evidence to overturn it on review.
I am going back to the game for a while.
Orifice can talk to herself for a while. At least she will have audience that cares about and understands what she says.
I am thinking that Veruca Salt might also be an appropriate nickname.
Tiff, you want to work on some contracts for me? This adult stuff kind of sucks.
I am going back to the game for a while.
Orifice can talk to herself for a while. At least she will have audience that cares about and understands what she says.
I am thinking that Veruca Salt might also be an appropriate nickname.
Tiff, you want to work on some contracts for me? This adult stuff kind of sucks.
Updated On: 2/5/06 at 07:46 PM
#534
Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:48pm
OMG! I can practice my acceptance speech, and I have to remember to add a line, thanking the dear old cat lady who helped edge me on and gave me a little more life experience for my role. I would like to thank the Academy...
#535
Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:51pm
Veruca Salt! The hateful little tw*t from Willy Wonka! That works.
And yes, I'll help you! Sure beats this young adult stuff! Do I get your salary too?
And yes, I'll help you! Sure beats this young adult stuff! Do I get your salary too?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#536
Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:53pm
Still no word on my friend. I am going to call his sister tomorrow to see if anyone has heard.
I should also hear about HK this week.
How much an hour do you charge for help?
I should also hear about HK this week.
How much an hour do you charge for help?
#537
Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:55pm
The fee varies based on what service you want. 
Let's see...my rent in the fall, plus my law school tuition, plus the new laptop I'll have to buy for it, plus my moot court outfits...shall we say $300/hr? In USD, not pesos.
Let's see...my rent in the fall, plus my law school tuition, plus the new laptop I'll have to buy for it, plus my moot court outfits...shall we say $300/hr? In USD, not pesos.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#538
Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:57pm
OH HELL NO.
For that much, I will give up a couple hours of sleep and do the software license and customization agreement myself!
I would only pay that much for a good therapist for some on this Board.
For that much, I will give up a couple hours of sleep and do the software license and customization agreement myself!
I would only pay that much for a good therapist for some on this Board.
Updated On: 2/5/06 at 07:57 PM
#539
Posted: 2/5/06 at 8:00pm
You know there have been studies show that if you keep renaming your child they are going to grow up more f-ed up than they already are. I see parallels.
Wait...which Veruca do I get to be, the book, the 70's version, or the recent adapatation? I don't like the fur coat look...
It's okay YWIW, I know you have good intensions. Don't deny it. It's vicious luuuurve. <3 I love you tooo. *kiss*
Wait...which Veruca do I get to be, the book, the 70's version, or the recent adapatation? I don't like the fur coat look...
It's okay YWIW, I know you have good intensions. Don't deny it. It's vicious luuuurve. <3 I love you tooo. *kiss*
Updated On: 2/5/06 at 08:00 PM
#540
Posted: 2/5/06 at 8:07pm
Tiff, what a great Lost commerical. That amused me. But now, the Rolling Stones - bleech. They are even too old for Your Hagness.
#541
Posted: 2/5/06 at 8:07pm
"Intensions"...is that like extensions, but INSIDE you?
Alright, YWIW - you drive a hard bargain. Okay, $8.55 and a really good reference letter?
Alright, YWIW - you drive a hard bargain. Okay, $8.55 and a really good reference letter?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#542
Posted: 2/5/06 at 8:10pm
Deal -
You still looking for the lost reference letter. Don't your applications have to be in tomorrow?
BTW - What is it about Trader Joe's that has me walking in only wanting a few things, and coming out with a $150.00 bill and six bags of stuff?
I only had 4 bottles of wine in the whole purchase.
If you want a cheap, inexpensive cab, the Black Mountain "Fat Cat" cab is pretty good.
And, not just because the name reminds me of Stoli.
You still looking for the lost reference letter. Don't your applications have to be in tomorrow?
BTW - What is it about Trader Joe's that has me walking in only wanting a few things, and coming out with a $150.00 bill and six bags of stuff?
I only had 4 bottles of wine in the whole purchase.
If you want a cheap, inexpensive cab, the Black Mountain "Fat Cat" cab is pretty good.
And, not just because the name reminds me of Stoli.
#543
Posted: 2/6/06 at 12:35am
Ugggh--back from what I hope is my last Chinese New Year dinner. 12 courses and I simply can't take anymore. Give me burgers for the rest of the month, I implore of you.
What is Trader Joe's?
What is Trader Joe's?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#544
Posted: 2/6/06 at 12:40am
Oh My God - it is the most amazing place in all of the free world.
It started in SoCal with a couple of stores. I have been going there since I was a fetus.
They are like Whole Foods or Wild Oats, but a good 30 percent cheaper.
Great, inexpensive wines, nuts, pre-made foods to re-heat, fresh fruits and vegggies, even cat food.
They have the best Chocolate Chips and Vanailla. They have affordable eggs, milks, gormet cheese . . .
Me Loves my Trader Joe's, even more than Costco.
It started in SoCal with a couple of stores. I have been going there since I was a fetus.
They are like Whole Foods or Wild Oats, but a good 30 percent cheaper.
Great, inexpensive wines, nuts, pre-made foods to re-heat, fresh fruits and vegggies, even cat food.
They have the best Chocolate Chips and Vanailla. They have affordable eggs, milks, gormet cheese . . .
Me Loves my Trader Joe's, even more than Costco.
#545
Posted: 2/6/06 at 12:46am
Mmm...so it's like gourmet organic products?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#546
Posted: 2/6/06 at 1:13am
OK - So I am just about ready to pass out from the day. I have an early meeting tomorrow I must prepare for.
This whole adult thing sucks sometimes!
This whole adult thing sucks sometimes!
#547
Posted: 2/6/06 at 1:29am
Ewww...grown-up stuff!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!
(Did I sound sufficiently like Veruca?)
Anyway, I'm off to Seattle tomorrow morning - next time I'll be on here, Camerangel will be by my side! Will try to pop in tomorrow night or Tuesday!
Be good. Don't miss me too much (and get rid o' Orifice, will ya?).
(Did I sound sufficiently like Veruca?)
Anyway, I'm off to Seattle tomorrow morning - next time I'll be on here, Camerangel will be by my side! Will try to pop in tomorrow night or Tuesday!
Be good. Don't miss me too much (and get rid o' Orifice, will ya?).
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#548
Posted: 2/6/06 at 1:55am
have fun in seattle. i'm sure i'll talk to cam some time during the day.
#549
Posted: 2/6/06 at 2:01am
Call after 1pm, and perhaps I'll let you hear my s*xy voice as well.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#550
Posted: 2/6/06 at 3:07am
Sup B*tches?
Just walked in the door.. Miss me? Tiff you excited yet?
Just walked in the door.. Miss me? Tiff you excited yet?
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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