Tiff and Cam present The Official B*tches of Eastwick Thread Version 2.5- Page 22

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:41pm

Tiff, did you hear something.

[Marlene]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:41pm

^It's getting old, cliche almost...much like yourself. Atleast you have your cats.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:43pm

Orifice, if you stopped trying so hard, maybe we would care.

[Marlene]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:43pm

I'm bored. So I try.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:44pm

Talk louder, Hagness. There's this pesky little buzzing noise that keeps interrupting you.

[Marlene]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:45pm

OMG...it's like double teaming. So not faiiiiir!
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[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:46pm

I swear, Hagness, not all Asians are like this.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:46pm

That wasn't a touchdown, but there was not enough evidence to overturn it on review.

I am going back to the game for a while.

Orifice can talk to herself for a while. At least she will have audience that cares about and understands what she says.

I am thinking that Veruca Salt might also be an appropriate nickname.

Tiff, you want to work on some contracts for me? This adult stuff kind of sucks.


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[Marlene]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:48pm

OMG! I can practice my acceptance speech, and I have to remember to add a line, thanking the dear old cat lady who helped edge me on and gave me a little more life experience for my role. I would like to thank the Academy...

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:51pm

Veruca Salt! The hateful little tw*t from Willy Wonka! That works.

And yes, I'll help you! Sure beats this young adult stuff! Do I get your salary too?

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:53pm

Still no word on my friend. I am going to call his sister tomorrow to see if anyone has heard.

I should also hear about HK this week.

How much an hour do you charge for help?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:55pm

The fee varies based on what service you want.

Let's see...my rent in the fall, plus my law school tuition, plus the new laptop I'll have to buy for it, plus my moot court outfits...shall we say $300/hr? In USD, not pesos.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:57pm

OH HELL NO.

For that much, I will give up a couple hours of sleep and do the software license and customization agreement myself!

I would only pay that much for a good therapist for some on this Board.

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[Marlene]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 8:00pm

You know there have been studies show that if you keep renaming your child they are going to grow up more f-ed up than they already are. I see parallels.

Wait...which Veruca do I get to be, the book, the 70's version, or the recent adapatation? I don't like the fur coat look...

It's okay YWIW, I know you have good intensions. Don't deny it. It's vicious luuuurve. <3 I love you tooo. *kiss* Updated On: 2/5/06 at 08:00 PM

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 8:07pm

Tiff, what a great Lost commerical. That amused me. But now, the Rolling Stones - bleech. They are even too old for Your Hagness.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 8:07pm

"Intensions"...is that like extensions, but INSIDE you?

Alright, YWIW - you drive a hard bargain. Okay, $8.55 and a really good reference letter?

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 8:10pm

Deal -

You still looking for the lost reference letter. Don't your applications have to be in tomorrow?

BTW - What is it about Trader Joe's that has me walking in only wanting a few things, and coming out with a $150.00 bill and six bags of stuff?

I only had 4 bottles of wine in the whole purchase.

If you want a cheap, inexpensive cab, the Black Mountain "Fat Cat" cab is pretty good.

And, not just because the name reminds me of Stoli.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/6/06 at 12:35am

Ugggh--back from what I hope is my last Chinese New Year dinner. 12 courses and I simply can't take anymore. Give me burgers for the rest of the month, I implore of you.

What is Trader Joe's?

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/6/06 at 12:40am

Oh My God - it is the most amazing place in all of the free world.

It started in SoCal with a couple of stores. I have been going there since I was a fetus.

They are like Whole Foods or Wild Oats, but a good 30 percent cheaper.

Great, inexpensive wines, nuts, pre-made foods to re-heat, fresh fruits and vegggies, even cat food.

They have the best Chocolate Chips and Vanailla. They have affordable eggs, milks, gormet cheese . . .

Me Loves my Trader Joe's, even more than Costco.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/6/06 at 12:46am

Mmm...so it's like gourmet organic products?

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/6/06 at 1:13am

OK - So I am just about ready to pass out from the day. I have an early meeting tomorrow I must prepare for.

This whole adult thing sucks sometimes!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/6/06 at 1:29am

Ewww...grown-up stuff!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!



(Did I sound sufficiently like Veruca?)


Anyway, I'm off to Seattle tomorrow morning - next time I'll be on here, Camerangel will be by my side! Will try to pop in tomorrow night or Tuesday!

Be good. Don't miss me too much (and get rid o' Orifice, will ya?).

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/6/06 at 1:55am

have fun in seattle. i'm sure i'll talk to cam some time during the day.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/6/06 at 2:01am

Call after 1pm, and perhaps I'll let you hear my s*xy voice as well.

[camerangel]

Posted: 2/6/06 at 3:07am

Sup B*tches?

Just walked in the door.. Miss me? Tiff you excited yet?