Tiff and Cam present The Official B*tches of Eastwick Thread Version 2.5- Page 21

[Marlene]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 5:05pm

WTF, I go to the mall and get dubbed the Orifice?!?!?!

Ewww, Asian boys scare me. Well, actually I scare them. Hardcore Asian scare me in general. They are totally a little cult at my school, fortunately they have gievn up on converting me.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 5:15pm

You were dubbed the Orifice a few days ago hun.

That is nothing new.

[Marlene]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 5:18pm

I didn't get the memo. I wasn't even consulted, no one cared to ask me what I thought about it. THIS ISN'T FAIIIIIIIIR!!! *cries dramatically*

Daddy they're being big MEANIES on the B!tch thread.
Updated On: 2/5/06 at 05:18 PM

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 5:32pm

Hey, at least you have a name.

I thought you didn't like Marl - we are doing you a favor.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 5:58pm

Saying there are big meanies on the Bitches thread is like saying you bought a frog and it turns out it's green. Like, what did you expect?

[Marlene]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 6:03pm

Stop getting all philosophical on me, you know that the only thing in life that's green that matters is cash and Elphaba. Enough of the Miss Piggy and Kermit business, we don't want to know about your past Tiff. :P

Daddy just got me a pink pony. (Well actually a white one, and some hair dye from Ricky's!) YAY! (I think he wanted me to shut up during the gaaaame.)

I'm going for a ride, ciao Cow, and Scary Old Cat Lady.

Updated On: 2/5/06 at 06:03 PM

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 6:03pm

*** shakes head and just continues to laugh *****

Football time.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 6:05pm

Marlene, sometimes I feel like I should be looking for, "Love, Carla" at the end of your posts...

[Marlene]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 6:06pm

Who is Carla? *thinks* Hrrrrrm, there was a Carla at dance class...but that was many moons ago.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 6:07pm

YWIW's impression of The Orifice:

**** Daddy, I want an oompa loompa *****


Tiff, I heard the charges were dropped on that whole muppet ordeal? Or, were the records just sealed?
Updated On: 2/5/06 at 06:07 PM

[Marlene]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 6:08pm

OMG...they can like teach me how to daaaaance. You have such good ideas YWIW, they should totally let you meet the wiiiiizaaaard!

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 6:11pm

Tiff - did you hear something?

Off to watch football.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 6:13pm

Oops, has it just started? Did I miss Stevie Wonder?

Marlene, you've got 3 posts to prove to us that you're actually smart and just making this stuff up.

After your Light My Candle, I wonder about you...

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 6:15pm

I don't think so. They just did the National Anthem.

Aaron Neville should never be allowed to sing that song ever, ever again.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 6:18pm

Hmmm...I thought Stevie Wonder was doing the pre-show performance.

Did you watch "Neville" and "Aretha" on SNL???

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 6:19pm

No, they just sang the National Anthem before the start of the game.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 6:25pm

Watching now. I can sort of see the appeal of football players. Can't wait till they tackle each other and get a home run or something.

[Marlene]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 6:26pm

Hrrrrm, I’m analyzing the situation Tiff. Is there any reason what so ever that proving my intelligence (or lack there of) on this board will affect any facet of my life? *ponders* Thought not!

Like, OMG, they had like Areeetha Franklin singing the freaking national anthem. Totally haaawt. Hrrrrm, what would Aretha do?

Who is Carla? Like, like, like, SERIOUSLY.

OMG, men in spandex...and we're like not a the ballet or the theater. *gape*


Updated On: 2/5/06 at 06:26 PM

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 6:27pm

She shouldn't have sung with Aaron, I can tell you that much.

[Marlene]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:33pm

Why aren't the bitches writing entertaining posts?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:34pm

Because when you're present, the IQ level drops to near Bush-like levels.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:36pm

I was still waiting for your three worthwhile posts.

Tiff, looks like Pitt may score.

[Marlene]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:37pm

I sorry. Why does this happen? May I reiterate that my astounding beauty is directed towards the general heterosexual male population. I’m sorry if I make you all hot & dimwitted...
Updated On: 2/5/06 at 07:37 PM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:39pm

I see you're wearing a pearl necklace. And if I say anymore, this thread will be deleted and you'll sue me for slander.

[Marlene]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 7:40pm

Really the other wonderful pearl necklace thread was deleted? I only wear pearls on very special occasions. I have my standards.