Tiff and Cam present The Official B*tches of Eastwick Thread Version 2.5- Page 20

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 2:33pm

BWW.Com part II - The Orifice Returns.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 2:41pm

Books? Are like your Tiger Beat, but longer.

Now back to the soap, missy. This thread is staying PUT. Use Palmolive and then spit it out - if you swallow it, then binge and purge. We can't have fatties on this thread. Why do you think Jane2 is shunned here?

[Marlene]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 2:47pm

Palmolive is like that green stuff, right? OMG! I'm going to be ELPHABA!!!! *defies gravity* *squeee* OMG! And like maybe I-deena and I can like drink Palmolive together, and we can be biffles, and totally hotter than TIFF. :P Hotter than this thread.

For your sanity I’m going out in a few…
Updated On: 2/5/06 at 02:47 PM

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 2:48pm

Thank G*d.


YWIW, it's safe to come out now! Only adults around!

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 2:55pm

When she turns into the Orifice I get scared and cling to my two kitties.


Kind of like bi-polar poster.

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 3:01pm

i'm gonna throw the cat out the window. my roomie had her boy over, so he howled at her door ALL NIGHT.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 3:04pm

Do it, and tell me if cats really do always land on all fours. Take photos. Quick!

Is Middy The Orifice or is Marlene? Or was Middy Blah Blah Blah Boy Tongue Piercing? We need to keep a legend.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 3:20pm

Throw the roommate out the window.

Keep the cat.

I thought Middy was Master T - because she was not too pleased with the idea of being the Hole Orifice. And, I like Middy, so I actually care what she things.

Marlene, at least to me, has been the one and only true Orifice.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 3:26pm

Oh right! So YWIW is Your Hagness, Middy is Master T, Marlene is Orifice...what's Cam?

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 3:33pm

Well, you are always just the dual Queen Beyotches, or Queen B's to me.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 3:42pm

I like Queen Beeyotch!

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 3:44pm

Are you and Cam OK sharing the throne?

That or you can both be the Duchesses of B-Dom.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 3:53pm

I'm happy sharing a throne with her, unless you're referring to a toilet.

BRB - any suggestions for good movies featuring France, Italy and Greece?

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 3:57pm

Nothing other than the one where Diane Lane was a teenager falling in love with a young french boy.

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 4:14pm

yay! ywiw likes me! *sticks tongue out at tiff*

no, the roomie's fun to hang out with. her cat was just uber loud last night. and she had asked me previously if she could open my door the next time the boy was here so the cat could come in, which isn't a problem with me. he just was so mad that her door was closed all the way. he's having male pms i think.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 4:16pm

Correction: She likes you RELATIVE to Marlene. She still likes me best. I christened her with her new name. So suck it.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 4:17pm

Ear plugs - my solution to Stoli Wailing. Which works, until he decides to jump on the bed and pound me in the face to be fed.

The little Sh&t actually takes his paw and paws my face to wake me up, or licks my nose to wake me up to feed him.

Sometimes, I stumble out of bed, walk out the door, then shut it behind him and Zorra (who just is a beneficairy of the conduct, but does not do anything herself but squeak) and say "suckers" and go back to bed.

6:40 am is OK during the week. Weekends, ugh.

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 4:26pm

my cats at home wake my mom up at like 4:30 every morning. magik purrs really loudly and mystik brings toys and puts them on the bed so everytime you move they make sounds. she's always thrilled.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 4:34pm

I like you all - each has a special little place in my heart. Well, except for . . .


But, Tiff is going to help me score and survive when I go to HK, so she has an extra special little place in my heartless heart.

Well, I am off to actually read my paper and watch SNL from last night. I will check in later.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 4:45pm

Do you really want to score in HK? Look what happened to Middy!



----Oooooh.----

Enjoy SNL from last night - it was the best one of the season so far (which isn't saying much) with some good parts (Prince was ON last night! And Weekend Update was good).

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 4:47pm

hey, my boy's not chinese. so don't look at me. :-p

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 4:49pm

I think the risque level has just been raised to deep yellow! Tread lightly, Middy!

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 4:54pm

all i said was he's not chinese.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 4:55pm

I actually used to have a thing for Asian guys. A summer in Taiwan cured me of that inclination!

But, one never knows what could happen.

Mid, what is your boy?

[midnghtdolphin]

Posted: 2/5/06 at 4:59pm

he's korean. and not really my boy. more a casual thing. but yeah.