Tiff and Cam present The Official B*tches of Eastwick Thread Version 2.5 — Page 20
#477
Posted: 2/5/06 at 2:41pm
Books? Are like your Tiger Beat, but longer.
Now back to the soap, missy. This thread is staying PUT. Use Palmolive and then spit it out - if you swallow it, then binge and purge. We can't have fatties on this thread. Why do you think Jane2 is shunned here?
Now back to the soap, missy. This thread is staying PUT. Use Palmolive and then spit it out - if you swallow it, then binge and purge. We can't have fatties on this thread. Why do you think Jane2 is shunned here?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#478
Posted: 2/5/06 at 2:47pm
Palmolive is like that green stuff, right? OMG! I'm going to be ELPHABA!!!! *defies gravity* *squeee* OMG! And like maybe I-deena and I can like drink Palmolive together, and we can be biffles, and totally hotter than TIFF. :P Hotter than this thread.
For your sanity I’m going out in a few…
For your sanity I’m going out in a few…
Updated On: 2/5/06 at 02:47 PM
#479
Posted: 2/5/06 at 2:48pm
Thank G*d.
YWIW, it's safe to come out now! Only adults around!
YWIW, it's safe to come out now! Only adults around!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#480
Posted: 2/5/06 at 2:55pm
When she turns into the Orifice I get scared and cling to my two kitties.
Kind of like bi-polar poster.
Kind of like bi-polar poster.
#481
Posted: 2/5/06 at 3:01pm
i'm gonna throw the cat out the window. my roomie had her boy over, so he howled at her door ALL NIGHT.
#482
Posted: 2/5/06 at 3:04pm
Do it, and tell me if cats really do always land on all fours. Take photos. Quick!
Is Middy The Orifice or is Marlene? Or was Middy Blah Blah Blah Boy Tongue Piercing? We need to keep a legend.
Is Middy The Orifice or is Marlene? Or was Middy Blah Blah Blah Boy Tongue Piercing? We need to keep a legend.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#483
Posted: 2/5/06 at 3:20pm
Throw the roommate out the window.
Keep the cat.
I thought Middy was Master T - because she was not too pleased with the idea of being the Hole Orifice. And, I like Middy, so I actually care what she things.
Marlene, at least to me, has been the one and only true Orifice.
Keep the cat.
I thought Middy was Master T - because she was not too pleased with the idea of being the Hole Orifice. And, I like Middy, so I actually care what she things.
Marlene, at least to me, has been the one and only true Orifice.
#484
Posted: 2/5/06 at 3:26pm
Oh right! So YWIW is Your Hagness, Middy is Master T, Marlene is Orifice...what's Cam?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#485
Posted: 2/5/06 at 3:33pm
Well, you are always just the dual Queen Beyotches, or Queen B's to me.
#486
Posted: 2/5/06 at 3:42pm
I like Queen Beeyotch!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#487
Posted: 2/5/06 at 3:44pm
Are you and Cam OK sharing the throne?
That or you can both be the Duchesses of B-Dom.
That or you can both be the Duchesses of B-Dom.
#488
Posted: 2/5/06 at 3:53pm
I'm happy sharing a throne with her, unless you're referring to a toilet.
BRB - any suggestions for good movies featuring France, Italy and Greece?
BRB - any suggestions for good movies featuring France, Italy and Greece?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#489
Posted: 2/5/06 at 3:57pm
Nothing other than the one where Diane Lane was a teenager falling in love with a young french boy.
#490
Posted: 2/5/06 at 4:14pm
yay! ywiw likes me! *sticks tongue out at tiff*
no, the roomie's fun to hang out with. her cat was just uber loud last night. and she had asked me previously if she could open my door the next time the boy was here so the cat could come in, which isn't a problem with me. he just was so mad that her door was closed all the way. he's having male pms i think.
no, the roomie's fun to hang out with. her cat was just uber loud last night. and she had asked me previously if she could open my door the next time the boy was here so the cat could come in, which isn't a problem with me. he just was so mad that her door was closed all the way. he's having male pms i think.
#491
Posted: 2/5/06 at 4:16pm
Correction: She likes you RELATIVE to Marlene. She still likes me best. I christened her with her new name. So suck it.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#492
Posted: 2/5/06 at 4:17pm
Ear plugs - my solution to Stoli Wailing. Which works, until he decides to jump on the bed and pound me in the face to be fed.
The little Sh&t actually takes his paw and paws my face to wake me up, or licks my nose to wake me up to feed him.
Sometimes, I stumble out of bed, walk out the door, then shut it behind him and Zorra (who just is a beneficairy of the conduct, but does not do anything herself but squeak) and say "suckers" and go back to bed.
6:40 am is OK during the week. Weekends, ugh.
The little Sh&t actually takes his paw and paws my face to wake me up, or licks my nose to wake me up to feed him.
Sometimes, I stumble out of bed, walk out the door, then shut it behind him and Zorra (who just is a beneficairy of the conduct, but does not do anything herself but squeak) and say "suckers" and go back to bed.
6:40 am is OK during the week. Weekends, ugh.
#493
Posted: 2/5/06 at 4:26pm
my cats at home wake my mom up at like 4:30 every morning. magik purrs really loudly and mystik brings toys and puts them on the bed so everytime you move they make sounds. she's always thrilled.
#494
Posted: 2/5/06 at 4:34pm
I like you all - each has a special little place in my heart. Well, except for . . .
But, Tiff is going to help me score and survive when I go to HK, so she has an extra special little place in my heartless heart.
Well, I am off to actually read my paper and watch SNL from last night. I will check in later.
But, Tiff is going to help me score and survive when I go to HK, so she has an extra special little place in my heartless heart.
Well, I am off to actually read my paper and watch SNL from last night. I will check in later.
#495
Posted: 2/5/06 at 4:45pm
Do you really want to score in HK? Look what happened to Middy!
----Oooooh.----
Enjoy SNL from last night - it was the best one of the season so far (which isn't saying much) with some good parts (Prince was ON last night! And Weekend Update was good).
----Oooooh.----
Enjoy SNL from last night - it was the best one of the season so far (which isn't saying much) with some good parts (Prince was ON last night! And Weekend Update was good).
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#496
Posted: 2/5/06 at 4:47pm
hey, my boy's not chinese. so don't look at me. :-p
#497
Posted: 2/5/06 at 4:49pm
I think the risque level has just been raised to deep yellow! Tread lightly, Middy!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#499
Posted: 2/5/06 at 4:55pm
I actually used to have a thing for Asian guys. A summer in Taiwan cured me of that inclination!
But, one never knows what could happen.
Mid, what is your boy?
But, one never knows what could happen.
Mid, what is your boy?
#500
Posted: 2/5/06 at 4:59pm
he's korean. and not really my boy. more a casual thing. but yeah.
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