a) Ladies in the know - I'm having a dispute with Geoff (the Valentine). He says there's no way Colin's...uh...fork (for breakfast, lunch and dinner) is 10 inches. I say it is. Thoughts?
b) Is the board really dead tonight or what?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell