Tiff and Cam present The Official B*tches of Eastwick Thread Version 2.5 — Page 69
#1702
Posted: 3/16/06 at 8:05pm
So what have you been up to?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1703
Posted: 3/16/06 at 8:24pm
Because work has been too damn busy for me to even beyotch about it lately.
Today - ugggh.
Stupid people - I can handle.
Lazy people - hell, everyone is lazy once in a while when at work.
But . . .
Stupid people who are also lazy, and are willing to expose both of these failings to me at the same time deserve to have something very, very bad happen.
Someone get me a machete and some electrical tape, and be quick about it.
That, or one huge MF drink.
Today - ugggh.
Stupid people - I can handle.
Lazy people - hell, everyone is lazy once in a while when at work.
But . . .
Stupid people who are also lazy, and are willing to expose both of these failings to me at the same time deserve to have something very, very bad happen.
Someone get me a machete and some electrical tape, and be quick about it.
That, or one huge MF drink.
#1704
Posted: 3/16/06 at 8:29pm
How about all three?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1705
Posted: 3/16/06 at 8:31pm
Ahhh, it is all I need to help Darwin out just a wee bit.
Dead weight is now not just a term . . .
mwhaa ha ha.
Hiccup.
Dead weight is now not just a term . . .
mwhaa ha ha.
Hiccup.
#1706
Posted: 3/16/06 at 8:57pm
On the bright side, being surrounded by imbecile coworkers means more job security for YOU!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1707
O Glory Be, the day is ending.
Posted: 3/16/06 at 8:58pm
O Glory Be, the day is ending.
Updated On: 3/16/06 at 08:58 PM
#1708
Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:01pm
Well hi there bitches.
I was a BWW orphan for quite some time, and then randomly I appeared out of nowhere. No history.
Unless there is a secret hidden past... now where did I put my magnifying glass?
Mary
Bob Martin Online
I was a BWW orphan for quite some time, and then randomly I appeared out of nowhere. No history.
Unless there is a secret hidden past... now where did I put my magnifying glass?
Bob Martin Online
#1709
Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:07pm
Well, off to make use of the supplies Tiff has sent, and then get out of here.
Type you later!
Type you later!
#1710
Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:11pm
The family trees are so out of date! Like, a year and a half old. I've gained many, many more husbands, lovers, siblings and children and I wish they would be added!
Type to you later, YWIW!
I'm off in a mo'. Just at the library killing time. Out for dinner and then back in a couple of hours - 'tis Must See TV Thursday!
Type to you later, YWIW!
I'm off in a mo'. Just at the library killing time. Out for dinner and then back in a couple of hours - 'tis Must See TV Thursday!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1711
Posted: 3/17/06 at 3:58pm
Good afternoon Bitches and Hags!
How are we all related on the BWW tree?
How are we all related on the BWW tree?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1712
Posted: 3/17/06 at 4:01pm
Cam and Rath are my mommies.
And I think I am supposed you be your mommie, but that is it for me!
I will work on spawning someother children at some point.
And I think I am supposed you be your mommie, but that is it for me!
I will work on spawning someother children at some point.
#1713
Posted: 3/17/06 at 4:03pm
Tiff, I'm clueless, but I did give birth to Jaily II today and then handed it over to my wife Penny, in return for ownership of the Whole Foods chain.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#1714
Posted: 3/17/06 at 4:04pm
Well, in reality (er...sort of), you and Jane2 spawned me, Rath and Cheezedoodle are my aunties (making you guys sisters, or sisters-in-law), DayDreamer and FidoRock are my uncles (Fido is my sometime lover, but usually hooks up with Cam), Patronus (and thus Penguin) are my big brothers, making Anji and Sara my sisters-in-law.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1715
Posted: 3/17/06 at 4:06pm
(LOL, Jane! This sounds stupid, but I'll know I've gotten somewhere when I've shopped at Whole Foods! It seems to be where all the yuppies and successful folks shop in LA and NY!)
Oh wait, is Penny the wife or the mistress? And dear God, Jaily's spreading his seed??
Oh, Jaily and Fido are lovers as well. They spawned Spidey (and he took after their man-slut ways).
Oh wait, is Penny the wife or the mistress? And dear God, Jaily's spreading his seed??
Oh, Jaily and Fido are lovers as well. They spawned Spidey (and he took after their man-slut ways).
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1716
Posted: 3/17/06 at 4:33pm
Exactly Tiff.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#1717
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:12pm
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Updated On: 3/17/06 at 05:12 PM
#1718
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:17pm
Whoa! Di2 is my mother? Why did I turn out so fat ugly and jealous then.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#1719
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:21pm
I'm NOT Middy's Mommie.. I found her in a dumpster.. should've left her there, little trash demon spawn..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1720
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:23pm
You FOUND her in a dumpster or you LEFT her in a dumpster?
ETA: Jane2, I updated your situation. You were disowned when your weight hit the 3-digits. The fact that it was in grade 1 didn't help.
ETA: Jane2, I updated your situation. You were disowned when your weight hit the 3-digits. The fact that it was in grade 1 didn't help.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Updated On: 3/17/06 at 05:23 PM
#1721
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:23pm
Disowned??? whose Idea was that?
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#1722
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:24pm
Obviously Di's!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1723
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:25pm
you people are sick.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#1724
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:26pm
Ok, well I think you'll have to put my name where Ricky Martin's is, because I gave birth to Jaily today.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#1725
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:33pm
Sick and twisted Papa.. definately..
**giggle**
Tiff and BSO had sex and couldn't even have a real baby.. hahahahaha
**giggle**
Tiff and BSO had sex and couldn't even have a real baby.. hahahahaha
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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