Tiff and Cam present The Official B*tches of Eastwick Thread Version 2.5- Page 69

[Marlene]

Posted: 3/16/06 at 7:58pm

:P

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/16/06 at 8:05pm

So what have you been up to?

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 3/16/06 at 8:24pm

Because work has been too damn busy for me to even beyotch about it lately.

Today - ugggh.

Stupid people - I can handle.
Lazy people - hell, everyone is lazy once in a while when at work.

But . . .

Stupid people who are also lazy, and are willing to expose both of these failings to me at the same time deserve to have something very, very bad happen.

Someone get me a machete and some electrical tape, and be quick about it.

That, or one huge MF drink.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/16/06 at 8:29pm

How about all three?

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 3/16/06 at 8:31pm

Ahhh, it is all I need to help Darwin out just a wee bit.

Dead weight is now not just a term . . .

mwhaa ha ha.

Hiccup.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/16/06 at 8:57pm

On the bright side, being surrounded by imbecile coworkers means more job security for YOU!

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 3/16/06 at 8:58pm

O Glory Be, the day is ending.
Updated On: 3/16/06 at 08:58 PM

[Musical_nerd]

Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:01pm

Well hi there bitches.

I was a BWW orphan for quite some time, and then randomly I appeared out of nowhere. No history.

Unless there is a secret hidden past... now where did I put my magnifying glass?

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:07pm

Well, off to make use of the supplies Tiff has sent, and then get out of here.

Type you later!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/16/06 at 9:11pm

The family trees are so out of date! Like, a year and a half old. I've gained many, many more husbands, lovers, siblings and children and I wish they would be added!

Type to you later, YWIW!

I'm off in a mo'. Just at the library killing time. Out for dinner and then back in a couple of hours - 'tis Must See TV Thursday!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/17/06 at 3:58pm

Good afternoon Bitches and Hags!

How are we all related on the BWW tree?

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 3/17/06 at 4:01pm

Cam and Rath are my mommies.

And I think I am supposed you be your mommie, but that is it for me!

I will work on spawning someother children at some point.

[Jane2]

Posted: 3/17/06 at 4:03pm

Tiff, I'm clueless, but I did give birth to Jaily II today and then handed it over to my wife Penny, in return for ownership of the Whole Foods chain.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/17/06 at 4:04pm

Well, in reality (er...sort of), you and Jane2 spawned me, Rath and Cheezedoodle are my aunties (making you guys sisters, or sisters-in-law), DayDreamer and FidoRock are my uncles (Fido is my sometime lover, but usually hooks up with Cam), Patronus (and thus Penguin) are my big brothers, making Anji and Sara my sisters-in-law.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/17/06 at 4:06pm

(LOL, Jane! This sounds stupid, but I'll know I've gotten somewhere when I've shopped at Whole Foods! It seems to be where all the yuppies and successful folks shop in LA and NY!)

Oh wait, is Penny the wife or the mistress? And dear God, Jaily's spreading his seed??

Oh, Jaily and Fido are lovers as well. They spawned Spidey (and he took after their man-slut ways).

[Jane2]

Posted: 3/17/06 at 4:33pm

Exactly Tiff.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:12pm

Updated On: 3/17/06 at 05:12 PM

[Jane2]

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:17pm

Whoa! Di2 is my mother? Why did I turn out so fat ugly and jealous then.

[camerangel]

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:21pm

I'm NOT Middy's Mommie.. I found her in a dumpster.. should've left her there, little trash demon spawn..

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:23pm

You FOUND her in a dumpster or you LEFT her in a dumpster?

ETA: Jane2, I updated your situation. You were disowned when your weight hit the 3-digits. The fact that it was in grade 1 didn't help.

Updated On: 3/17/06 at 05:23 PM

[Jane2]

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:23pm

Disowned??? whose Idea was that?

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:24pm

Obviously Di's!

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:25pm

you people are sick.

[Jane2]

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:26pm

Ok, well I think you'll have to put my name where Ricky Martin's is, because I gave birth to Jaily today.

[camerangel]

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:33pm

Sick and twisted Papa.. definately..

**giggle**

Tiff and BSO had sex and couldn't even have a real baby.. hahahahaha