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#1726

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:34pm

Updated. *giggle*

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1727

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:37pm

serves me right.

r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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#1728

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:39pm

What, is it a punishment to sleep with Cammy and spawn Mid---oh, okay I see one part of that.

#1729

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:39pm

Wow, I got the cream of the BWW crop with both Elphaba and Jane . . . I am a lucky beyotch!

#1730

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:40pm

That means you're gay, right papa?

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#1731

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:41pm

**facepalm**

I was drunk!! That's my story and I'm sticking to it.. That whole night is a haze, complete black fog..

**nods**

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#1732

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:44pm

Why thanks, YWIW-however, you're too late. I'm not in the family anymore. I got too fat too young.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#1733

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:44pm

it's not possible. how could anyone get pregnant from that?

#1734

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:44pm

You got disowned by Di, you didn't divorce YWIW!

(We're going to stretch reality a bit and assume you got your ass on a plane and got hitched in Canada, okay?)

#1735

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:45pm

Papa, you THOUGHT it was her mouth, but...

#1736

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:47pm

Well then, I must have gotten Elphaba helluva drunk one night, and taken advantage of him. Or maybe the cats have something to do with it . . .

Hmmmm.

#1737

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:48pm

yer, right, tiff, i mean it's tough to tell which end is up sometimes.

#1738

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:48pm

I demand a DNA test.. I am doubting the maternity and paternity of this child..

I still maintain nothing happened with Papa..

#1739

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:48pm

yes Papa, you're the offspring of gays!

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#1740

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:48pm

Aw, thanks for including me. Cam is me mum.

Mary
Bob Martin Online

#1741

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:51pm

Not to go completely off-topic, but Alec Baldwin looks particularly surly in his picture on the board.

#1742

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:51pm

not according to this, jane. i'm an outsider lured in by the promise of free booze and oxy contin and then hornswaggled into a paternity suit. oh, i don't deny that it happened. i've drank many a scotch trying to erase those frightful cries of "harder, papa" from my memory. but i protest that the activities engaged in on that fateful night could not have resulted in conception.

#1743

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:53pm

You didn't get suspicious that she could cry "harder, papa" while you were in her...'mouth'??

#1744

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:55pm

hell, that was before i even got my belt off.

#1745

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:56pm

Well, yeah papa, I see what you're saying. I know what happens to men when they've had a couple. She said harder because she didn't even know if you were still there!

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#1746

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:57pm

LOL, Jane!

#1747

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:57pm

That right there sums it up.. It wasn't me.. I have never said those words.. Not EVER.. It's a case of mistaken identity.. I knew I didn't spawn that evil vermin.. and I would never have participated in such vile acts with Papa..

#1748

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 6:01pm

you people are sick. that was just while i was spanking her. later there were squeals and i distinctly remember hearing, "omg, not there." i'm not sure what that means.

#1749

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 6:06pm

You really scraped that one together, papa!

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#1750

bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn

Posted: 3/17/06 at 6:06pm

Thats really odd Papa, because Diva was telling me the exact same details about a encounter she had with a strange man.. I'm thinking perhaps you were wishing it was me and have deluded yourself so that now you believe your own sick fantasy actually happened..

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