Tiff and Cam present The Official B*tches of Eastwick Thread Version 2.5- Page 70
Tiff and Cam present The Official B*tches of Eastwick Thread Version 2.5
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1725bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:34pmUpdated. *giggle*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1726bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:37pmserves me right.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1727bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:39pmWhat, is it a punishment to sleep with Cammy and spawn Mid---oh, okay I see one part of that.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1728bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:39pmWow, I got the cream of the BWW crop with both Elphaba and Jane . . . I am a lucky beyotch!
#1729bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:40pmThat means you're gay, right papa?
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1730bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:41pm
**facepalm**
I was drunk!! That's my story and I'm sticking to it.. That whole night is a haze, complete black fog..
**nods**
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1731bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:44pmWhy thanks, YWIW-however, you're too late. I'm not in the family anymore. I got too fat too young.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#1732bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:44pmit's not possible. how could anyone get pregnant from that?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1733bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:44pm
You got disowned by Di, you didn't divorce YWIW!
(We're going to stretch reality a bit and assume you got your ass on a plane and got hitched in Canada, okay?)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1734bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:45pmPapa, you THOUGHT it was her mouth, but...
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1735bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:47pm
Well then, I must have gotten Elphaba helluva drunk one night, and taken advantage of him. Or maybe the cats have something to do with it . . .
Hmmmm.
#1736bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:48pmyer, right, tiff, i mean it's tough to tell which end is up sometimes.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1737bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:48pm
I demand a DNA test.. I am doubting the maternity and paternity of this child..
I still maintain nothing happened with Papa..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1738bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:48pmyes Papa, you're the offspring of gays!
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#1739bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:48pmAw, thanks for including me. Cam is me mum.
Bob Martin Online
#1740bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:51pmNot to go completely off-topic, but Alec Baldwin looks particularly surly in his picture on the board.
#1741bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:51pmnot according to this, jane. i'm an outsider lured in by the promise of free booze and oxy contin and then hornswaggled into a paternity suit. oh, i don't deny that it happened. i've drank many a scotch trying to erase those frightful cries of "harder, papa" from my memory. but i protest that the activities engaged in on that fateful night could not have resulted in conception.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1742bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:53pmYou didn't get suspicious that she could cry "harder, papa" while you were in her...'mouth'??
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1743bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:55pmhell, that was before i even got my belt off.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#1744bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:56pm
Well, yeah papa, I see what you're saying. I know what happens to men when they've had a couple. She said harder because she didn't even know if you were still there! 
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1745bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:57pmLOL, Jane!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1746bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 5:57pm
That right there sums it up.. It wasn't me.. I have never said those words.. Not EVER.. It's a case of mistaken identity.. I knew I didn't spawn that evil vermin.. and I would never have participated in such vile acts with Papa..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#1747bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 6:01pmyou people are sick. that was just while i was spanking her. later there were squeals and i distinctly remember hearing, "omg, not there." i'm not sure what that means.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#1748bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 6:06pmYou really scraped that one together, papa!
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#1749bestial gene splicing lunachicks spawn
Posted: 3/17/06 at 6:06pm
Thats really odd Papa, because Diva was telling me the exact same details about a encounter she had with a strange man.. I'm thinking perhaps you were wishing it was me and have deluded yourself so that now you believe your own sick fantasy actually happened..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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