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#2001

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:06pm

You guys sacrificed a smurf?!?!?!?! Which poor creature did you choose? That's just evil.. Why wasn't I invited to help?

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#2002

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Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:37pm

It had to be a virgin, so Smurfette was OUT.

We went with "Hitler Smurf" because no one was sad about that.

I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.

#2003

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Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:40pm

Well we all know Smurfette is FULL service.. Maybe that's why my sister dressed as her for halloween.. **ponders**

I can't believe you held a sacrifice without me.. That hurts!!

#2004

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Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:47pm

I have dressed as Smurfette for Halloween too.

We will have to have 2 with you to make up for it.

I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.

#2005

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:52pm

I would love to see Clay dressed up as Smurfette. It would be a life-changing moment for all involved.

"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#2006

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Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:53pm

Oh so what you are saying is that you have something in common with my sister... Hmmm.. Perhaps I can overlook that unfortunate bit of info.. But before I can I need to know if you like her, are you often compared to the town bicycle cuz everyone gets a ride??

ooo two sacrifices... **grins devilishly** I'm game..

#2007

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:54pm

Wow... you are on!

Hiya!

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2008

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:54pm

It would be much more fun now. I could go ALL out.

(I was something like 8 when I did it before.)

Cam, I am the town "Staten Island Ferry"

I stand corrected, you are as vapid as they say.

#2009

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 1:00pm

Hi DD.. who was that directed at??

The town staten island ferry.. Oh dear god... so you really allow many people to ride at once.. and you float.. Are you using Jane as a flaotation device?

#2010

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 7:28pm

hmm....

howdy goddesses... Tiff, Cam, guestesses

and Jaily!

DD---- I wanna go home..

NOW!

Tio, kio okazus Vankuvere, restus Vankuvere. Urbo Vankuvero atendas.... (What happens in Vancouver, stays in Vancouver .. Vancouver awaits....)

#2011

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 7:36pm

It was directed at you, sweet o' sweet cammy.

25 more minutes, Fido. 25 more minutes.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2012

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 10:43pm

Thank you, DD.. you rescued me from the 425... thank you!

now, when I arrived home, why weren't Jaily and Tif waiting there, all bound up, for Cammy and I to spank?

Tio, kio okazus Vankuvere, restus Vankuvere. Urbo Vankuvero atendas.... (What happens in Vancouver, stays in Vancouver .. Vancouver awaits....)

#2013

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 10:45pm

They were at my place.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2014

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/22/06 at 3:16pm

Where are the b!tches and hags today?

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2015

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/22/06 at 3:34pm

bound and gagged at my place this time, some wierd dude with an odd accent made them leave yours

Tio, kio okazus Vankuvere, restus Vankuvere. Urbo Vankuvero atendas.... (What happens in Vancouver, stays in Vancouver .. Vancouver awaits....)

#2016

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/22/06 at 3:37pm

I am not bound nor am I gagged.. I'm just doing two peoples jobs again today.. Everytime I went to bump this thread I got busy..

#2017

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/22/06 at 4:07pm

Ugh, cammy, I'm sorry. We'll be gentle with the bindings then...

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2018

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Posted: 3/22/06 at 4:10pm

Haha, thank's you're a peach!!! Maybe even a peach daquiri..

How are you doing darlin?

#2019

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/22/06 at 4:10pm

Do what I do--procrastinate!!!

#2020

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/22/06 at 4:17pm

In many cases I can unfortunately those of the day have been cases where I can't..

#2021

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/22/06 at 4:35pm

Peach daiquiri? *ponders*

Doing good... works ok... nothing much to report from my end.

Preparing the city for Undi's impending arrival.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2022

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/22/06 at 4:37pm

**is jealous of Undi's visit**

Yes I said peach daquiri.. they are actually quite yummy..

#2023

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/22/06 at 4:39pm

Hm... I don't drink frozen drinks. As long as they can make it on the rocks, I might try one sometime.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#2024

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/22/06 at 4:40pm

I am here.

I just had terrible news, and really need a stiff drink.

Sometimes life is so very unfair.

#2025

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/22/06 at 4:41pm

I'm sorry, YWiW...

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

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