Tiff and Cam present The Official B*tches of Eastwick Thread Version 2.5- Page 79
Tiff and Cam present The Official B*tches of Eastwick Thread Version 2.5
#1950The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:11amYes, but you wouldn't find my bangin' so entertaining if you weren't hammered first...for free. :-P
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1951The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:13amAh, now I see why you get me hammered.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1952The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:14amYou make more sense when you're drunk.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1953The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:16am
No, I make more sense when YOU'RE drunk.
wait...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1954The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:27am
That too. Then again, we have VERY different ideas of what drunk is.
Rath drunk = she sniffed someone's mimosa.
Jaily drunk = he cleaned the bar out of vodka and half of their schnapps.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1955The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:30amTrue dat.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#1956The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:32amI can't believe Rath just said "dat." What is this world coming to?
#1957The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:33amI was making a statement - and dat was true.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1958The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:37amIs Rath up in the hiznit?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1959The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:37amOkay, now you've lost me.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1960The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:37amThat's cuz you're old, my dear.
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
#1961The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:38amY'allz is some skizanky biznitches, yo.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1962The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:39amAnd yet I know what JG just said.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1963The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:39amOld, but in touch with how the kidz are talkin' these days.
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
#1964The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:40am...and it's "hizzy", Tiff. :)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1965The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:41am
THAT'S why I didn't understand it.
Tiff is so not all up in the hizzy. Although she thinks she is.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1966The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:42am
Judging from your avatar, you're totally more down widdit than me, brotha, so I'll take yo word for it, homey.
And speaking of playa hatas, I'm working for the potential romantic interest tomorrow. The 12-years-my-senior former drug addict and present-day skirt chaser. This is doomed, right?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1967The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:44amOnly doomed if you try to get all up in his bidnit. Stay away.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1968The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:45amMore doomed than the integrity of a virgin high school football player's anus at one of my infamous house parties.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1969The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:45amI should try and be all up in bein' down wit da sympathy, dawg. Yo, bitch, it's hard out here for a pimp, bro.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1970The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:45amAnd JG proves why Rathy needs to be drunk to enjoy his humor.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1971The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:51amWell, I like jailyardguy, but I'd like him more if he'd provide pictures of these alleged house parties.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1972The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:52amThere's a fee :)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1973The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:54am
Sh*t, you mean "it's hard out here for a..." hasn't been completely played out yet?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 3/21/06 at 12:54 AM
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1974The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene
Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:59amAw now, y'alls ain't no playa hata, right dawg?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
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