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#1951

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:11am

Yes, but you wouldn't find my bangin' so entertaining if you weren't hammered first...for free. :-P

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1952

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:13am

Ah, now I see why you get me hammered.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1953

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:14am

You make more sense when you're drunk.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1954

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:16am

No, I make more sense when YOU'RE drunk.

wait...

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1955

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:27am

That too. Then again, we have VERY different ideas of what drunk is.

Rath drunk = she sniffed someone's mimosa.

Jaily drunk = he cleaned the bar out of vodka and half of their schnapps.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1956

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:30am

True dat.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1957

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:32am

I can't believe Rath just said "dat." What is this world coming to?

#1958

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:33am

I was making a statement - and dat was true.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1959

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:37am

Is Rath up in the hiznit?

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#1960

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:37am

Okay, now you've lost me.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1961

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:37am

That's cuz you're old, my dear.

"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

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#1962

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:38am

Y'allz is some skizanky biznitches, yo.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1963

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:39am

And yet I know what JG just said.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1964

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:39am

Old, but in touch with how the kidz are talkin' these days.

#1965

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:40am

...and it's "hizzy", Tiff. :)

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1966

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:41am

THAT'S why I didn't understand it.

Tiff is so not all up in the hizzy. Although she thinks she is.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1967

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:42am

Judging from your avatar, you're totally more down widdit than me, brotha, so I'll take yo word for it, homey.

And speaking of playa hatas, I'm working for the potential romantic interest tomorrow. The 12-years-my-senior former drug addict and present-day skirt chaser. This is doomed, right?

#1968

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:44am

Only doomed if you try to get all up in his bidnit. Stay away.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1969

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:45am

More doomed than the integrity of a virgin high school football player's anus at one of my infamous house parties.

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1970

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:45am

I should try and be all up in bein' down wit da sympathy, dawg. Yo, bitch, it's hard out here for a pimp, bro.

#1971

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:45am

And JG proves why Rathy needs to be drunk to enjoy his humor.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1972

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:51am

Well, I like jailyardguy, but I'd like him more if he'd provide pictures of these alleged house parties.

#1973

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:52am

There's a fee :)

Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1974

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:54am

Sh*t, you mean "it's hard out here for a..." hasn't been completely played out yet?

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 3/21/06 at 12:54 AM

#1975

The Bitches and Hagnesses reconvene

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:59am

Aw now, y'alls ain't no playa hata, right dawg?

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