Toddlers and Tiaras

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Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 1/27/09 at 9:38pm

Alright, I know we've got some TLC watchers on here. Who's going to be watching tonight? I'm looking forward to it, in a twisted sort of way.

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"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

#2

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 1/27/09 at 9:51pm

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"You know what really makes me mad? When girls think they can sing just because they are on the Disney Channel."

Updated On: 6/12/20 at 09:51 PM

#3

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:14pm

Those poor kids...

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<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

#4

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:16pm

What time will it be on?

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"You have two kinds of shows on Broadway – revivals and the same kind of musicals over and over again, all spectacles. You get your tickets for The Lion King a year in advance, and essentially a family... pass on to their children the idea that that's what the theater is – a spectacular musical you see once a year, a stage version of a movie. It has nothing to do with theater at all. It has to do with seeing what is familiar.... I don't think the theatre will die per se, but it's never going to be what it was.... It's a tourist attraction." Stephen Sondheim

#5

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:17pm

right now!!

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"You know what really makes me mad? When girls think they can sing just because they are on the Disney Channel."

#6

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:17pm

It's on now.

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"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

#7

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:21pm

Alas, there isn't a single available TV in my house at the moment. Keep me updated?

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"You have two kinds of shows on Broadway – revivals and the same kind of musicals over and over again, all spectacles. You get your tickets for The Lion King a year in advance, and essentially a family... pass on to their children the idea that that's what the theater is – a spectacular musical you see once a year, a stage version of a movie. It has nothing to do with theater at all. It has to do with seeing what is familiar.... I don't think the theatre will die per se, but it's never going to be what it was.... It's a tourist attraction." Stephen Sondheim

#8

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:22pm

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"You know what really makes me mad? When girls think they can sing just because they are on the Disney Channel."

Updated On: 6/12/20 at 10:22 PM

#9

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:25pm

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"You know what really makes me mad? When girls think they can sing just because they are on the Disney Channel."

Updated On: 6/12/20 at 10:25 PM

#10

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:27pm

Rebecca is adorable. Her mom is just embarrassing herself.

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"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

#11

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:33pm

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"You know what really makes me mad? When girls think they can sing just because they are on the Disney Channel."

Updated On: 6/12/20 at 10:33 PM

#12

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:46pm

My cable provider got rid of TLC a couple months ago, which is incredibly depressing because I love shows like this. I'm fascinated by pageants and pageant moms.

#13

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:59pm

Is it sad that the thing that's bothering me most about this is the bad grammar of most of the program?

"You did good. You all did good today..."

"I probably gonna do pageants forever..."

#14

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 1/27/09 at 10:59pm

Hmmm... I preferred Rebecca to Megan.

But then again I have no idea what they are looking for.

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"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

#15

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 1/27/09 at 11:11pm

The hobbies and future goals and whatnot section for the 1-2 year olds was kinda cringe-worthy. Although, I did enjoy the winner getting to win the bet and go to the snake house as her prize, lol.

Living Dolls was better, in my opinion- I wonder whatever happened to Swan...

#16

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 1/28/09 at 7:10am

This Universal Royalty pageant is a joke! I mean, that's a national pageant and it only had a handful of participants! I also think they should change the rules to not allow all that fake stuff on the kids- what's the real purpose of it? The same with all of those overly ruffled dresses! If I remember correctly, Swan's story was very tragic. I thought I rememberd that her mom passed away.

#17

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 1/28/09 at 12:25pm

I couldn't bring myself to watch it.

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KFTC!!!!!

#18

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 1/28/09 at 6:10pm

I didn't watch it. My sister did, and she jumped up and said, "OMG, I saw Toddlers and Tiaras! It was SOOO CUTE! I wish I did those when I was little!"

I think she might've missed the point.

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In my pants, she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun! --Marius Pantsmercy

#19

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 1/28/09 at 6:20pm

It would seem so, Schmergie!

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KFTC!!!!!

#20

re: Toddlers and Tiaras

Posted: 1/30/09 at 1:13pm

I didn't get to see it I love those shows! Again is a very sick, twisted sort of way

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HSM- it looks like someone took a shit on Footloose.