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Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 1:34pm

Disgusting.

Discuss.

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re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 1:36pm

Who is Tofu, and why do you want to discuss his nuggets?

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re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 1:37pm

They don't use buttons, but tofu is ok?

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re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 1:43pm

Ewww Tofu..

re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 1:44pm

Tofu can be good if it's made well.

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re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 1:50pm

Hmmm,

What curse word ends with an 'e'?

re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 1:52pm

An Irish one.

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re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 2:23pm

Ugh. Tofu is repellent. Why in the world would you even try Amish Tofu?

re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 2:23pm

I was in a hurry and the sushi wasn't out yet.

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Updated On: 6/20/07 at 02:23 PM

#10

re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 2:27pm

How are they made? Breaded? Fried? On that self-reproducing Amish friendship bread that my mother used to make all the time?

#11

re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 2:30pm

They're not breaded. And they're cold. You have to heat them up yourself.

They look like home fries, kinda.

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#12

re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 2:34pm

Sooo....The Amish are peddling tofu, that you need to heat up in a microwave? Do they have new rules now? lol

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#13

re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 2:34pm

I love Amish Market, though. It's so pretty.

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#14

re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 2:34pm

They'd probably heat it up over a Bunsen burner, I don't know, cheeze.

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#15

re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 2:45pm

I was just thinking, 'How do the keep the tofu cold?'

I don't trust it.

#16

re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 2:46pm

It's the Amish MARKET.

They use electricity.

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#17

re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 2:56pm

And the Amish Market is not Amish. They use the name because it has good connotations. (Let THEM drive behind one of those buggies when the horse is having a bad reaction to tofu nuggets...)

They're Turks. Nice good looking Turks to be sure, but I am more Amish than they are. And so are you.

'Tofu nuggets' sounds like small clumps of dirt that accumulate between your toes on a rainy day when your shoes leak....

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#18

re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 2:57pm

Funny, that's just how I would describe the taste.

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#19

re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 3:28pm

I think it's funny that a society that sleeps with it's Blackberry under it's pillow thinks that "Amish" is the hip new adjective.

#20

re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 3:43pm

I think you look funny.

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#21

re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 3:47pm

Tofu - Like eating old sponges, but with less flavor.

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#22

re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 3:53pm

Rath I AM funny! Fr'instance! I went into one of those Amish Furniture Stores to get a TV Stand- they had no idea what I was talking about! So I said screw it, give me a Microwave Cart! AGAIN, they had no idea! It reminds me of the time I went shopping for a pair of Camoflage pants- couldn't find 'em ANYWHERE!

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#23

re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 3:59pm

Actually, JoeKv99, everything on this thread made me laugh...except for that. Sorry!

#24

re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 4:04pm

That's odd because EVERYTHING, including my own posts) made me laugh...

All except yours, DGG.

#25

re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market

Posted: 6/20/07 at 4:18pm

My posts make everyone laugh whether or not they will admit to it. You laughed, too. We all know it. And anyone who says they didn't is a lying nugget-eater from Am.

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