Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
#1Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 1:34pm
Disgusting.
Discuss.
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#2re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 1:36pmWho is Tofu, and why do you want to discuss his nuggets?
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#2re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 1:37pmThey don't use buttons, but tofu is ok?
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#4re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 1:44pm
Tofu can be good if it's made well.
These are ****e.
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#5re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 1:50pm
Hmmm,
What curse word ends with an 'e'?
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#6re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 1:52pmAn Irish one.
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#7re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 2:23pmUgh. Tofu is repellent. Why in the world would you even try Amish Tofu?
#8re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 2:23pm
I was in a hurry and the sushi wasn't out yet.
Don't judge.
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Updated On: 6/20/07 at 02:23 PM
#9re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 2:27pmHow are they made? Breaded? Fried? On that self-reproducing Amish friendship bread that my mother used to make all the time?
#10re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 2:30pm
They're not breaded. And they're cold. You have to heat them up yourself.
They look like home fries, kinda.
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#11re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 2:34pmSooo....The Amish are peddling tofu, that you need to heat up in a microwave? Do they have new rules now? lol
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#12re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 2:34pmI love Amish Market, though. It's so pretty.
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#13re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 2:34pm
They'd probably heat it up over a Bunsen burner, I don't know, cheeze. 
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#14re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 2:45pm
I was just thinking, 'How do the keep the tofu cold?'
I don't trust it.
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#15re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 2:46pm
It's the Amish MARKET.
They use electricity.
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#16re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 2:56pm
And the Amish Market is not Amish. They use the name because it has good connotations. (Let THEM drive behind one of those buggies when the horse is having a bad reaction to tofu nuggets...)
They're Turks. Nice good looking Turks to be sure, but I am more Amish than they are. And so are you.
'Tofu nuggets' sounds like small clumps of dirt that accumulate between your toes on a rainy day when your shoes leak....
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#17re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 2:57pmFunny, that's just how I would describe the taste.
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#18re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 3:28pmI think it's funny that a society that sleeps with it's Blackberry under it's pillow thinks that "Amish" is the hip new adjective.
#19re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 3:43pmI think you look funny.
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#20re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 3:47pmTofu - Like eating old sponges, but with less flavor.
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#21re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 3:53pm
Rath I AM funny! Fr'instance! I went into one of those Amish Furniture Stores to get a TV Stand- they had no idea what I was talking about! So I said screw it, give me a Microwave Cart! AGAIN, they had no idea! It reminds me of the time I went shopping for a pair of Camoflage pants- couldn't find 'em ANYWHERE!
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#22re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 3:59pmActually, JoeKv99, everything on this thread made me laugh...except for that. Sorry!
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#23re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 4:04pm
That's odd because EVERYTHING, including my own posts) made me laugh...
All except yours, DGG.
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#24re: Tofu Nuggets from the Amish Market
Posted: 6/20/07 at 4:18pmMy posts make everyone laugh whether or not they will admit to it. You laughed, too. We all know it. And anyone who says they didn't is a lying nugget-eater from Am.
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