Tom Cruise is a crazy loon....

[Di2]

Posted: 1/17/06 at 2:51pm

Courtesy of www.thesuperficial.com

"For her 27th birthday present, Tom Cruise gave Katie Holmes a DVD collection of every movie he has ever acted in. A source told the Daily Express:

"Each was inscribed with a special handwritten love message to the future mother of his child."
It's a mystery why everybody thinks Tom Cruise is an egomaniacal loon. For birthday presents I usually give people framed pictures of myself and they absolutely love it, so I know exactly where Tom is coming from. The guy really knows the spirit of giving. Nothing says 'happy birthday' to someone like a huge shrine dedicated to yourself."




Updated On: 1/17/06 at 02:51 PM

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 1/17/06 at 2:54pm

Posted already, still funny.

[musicalfandukie]

Posted: 1/17/06 at 3:00pm

yes that is pretty odd..but funny..the guy has lost his mind but that happens alot in hollywood nowadays.

[MTVMANN]

Posted: 1/17/06 at 3:48pm

That's funny! I wonder if she had any already?

[MargoChanning]

Posted: 1/22/06 at 11:21pm

From imdb:

"Tom Cruise has reportedly stopped an episode of South Park that mocks him from being aired in Britain. The show, in which Nicole Kidman and Cruise's fellow Scientologist John Travolta are depicted attempting to coax an animated version of the actor out of a closet caused controversy when broadcast in the US. The cartoon Kidman tells Cruise, "Don't you think this has gone on long enough? It's time for you to come out of the closet. You're not fooling anyone." - referring to allegations about Cruise's sexuality. According to TheRegister.co.uk, Paramount has agreed not to show the episode again, after Cruise complained. A source tells the site, "Tom is famously very litigious and will go to great lengths to protect his reputation. Tom was said not to like the episode and Paramount just didn't dare risk showing it again. It's a shame that UK audiences will never see it because it's very funny."

[Kringas]

Posted: 1/22/06 at 11:26pm

I've never given two sh*ts if Tom Cruise was or was not a 'mo, and I'm sure it's a really trial for him to have endure all the gay rumors. Seriously, Job ain't got nothin' on him. After a point, though, methinks Miss Mapother doth protest too much.

And I was startled to see a certain name as the originator of this thread, but I realized her BWW freakout happened after.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/22/06 at 11:27pm

Oh man this is the perfect title for a Di2 thread.

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 1/22/06 at 11:28pm

Seems to me that being so defensive about it kind of defeats his purpose, no?

If it's not true, and he's so in love, and so happy and secure with his wife and impending fatherhood, why should he care and not just laugh along?

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 1/22/06 at 11:35pm

I'm so tempted to burn thousands of copies of this episode and do like an airlift over London.

What's pathetic is that even though they made it blatantly obvious in the episode that they can't be sued (Tom Cruise's failsafe) he still manages to get his way. He just needs to get over himself.

Updated On: 1/23/06 at 11:35 PM

[vbplayer]

Posted: 1/22/06 at 11:53pm

...and has been a loon for quite a while.

[MissMonika]

Posted: 1/23/06 at 12:29am

as if we didn't know this before.

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/23/06 at 12:29am

An ignorant loon.

[Timmerbo]

Posted: 1/24/06 at 11:36pm

I made this as a tribute to that wacko.
Tom Cruise vs Matt Lauer... in song

[PJ]

Posted: 1/24/06 at 11:43pm

...a short, ignorant crazy loon.

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 1/24/06 at 11:46pm

and mad as a hatter.

[Allie]

Posted: 1/24/06 at 11:48pm

To the tune of "Havin' My Baby"
Havin' my alien baby

[BlueWizard]

Posted: 1/24/06 at 11:50pm

Does anyone else burst into laughter when Cruise's face first appears in the MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 3 trailer?

[MissMonika]

Posted: 1/25/06 at 2:53am

"http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,18219,00.html?fdnews

And the plot thickens..."

omgosh, i'm not surprised if he really did do that. hehehe

[jimmirae]

Posted: 1/25/06 at 5:54am

If MiMi Rogers is right, She may need that copy of "All the right moves" to even remember what he looks like naked, LOL!
Can you imagine if Tommy was poor? He couldn't have afforded "Scientology" and would have been locked away long ago.

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/25/06 at 11:07am

I'm wondering why so many film stars are scientologists.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 1/25/06 at 11:10am

Yeah - maybe it works!!

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/25/06 at 11:15am

haha,point taken!

[BobbyBubby]

Posted: 1/25/06 at 11:29am

At Sundance, they aired Katie Holmes' new movie, and her sex scene, was mysteriously taken out of the film. The producers seemed stumped and couldn't offer an explanation. General word of mouth is that it was Cruise's doing.

[lildogs]

Posted: 1/25/06 at 11:35am

Many film stars are into Scientology because it gives them an inside network through which to find employment and publicity.

[children&art]

Posted: 1/25/06 at 1:57pm

he may be a crazy loonatic, but he can still make me drool...