Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri- Page 2

[mominator]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#25

Posted: 5/12/06 at 6:25pm

b12b, That was GREAT!!

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

[TheBoyfromChi]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#26

Posted: 5/12/06 at 6:27pm

I hope she grows up and wants to be a psycologist. And if people do worse for their children, I don't want to see it. This child doesn't have a chance. Dad's a lunatic and Mom looks like she's been brainwashed. And to think I felt sorry for Nicole when Tom divorced her.

"I hope you're all happy, keeping Alan off the team. Couldn't you, for once, open your minds and hearts and hear something that he couldn't see? I, for one, am glad that Alan is blind, so he can't see what, I am so sad to say, you can't hear." -Jerri Blank

[best12bars]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#27

Posted: 5/12/06 at 6:29pm

Thanks, mom!

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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[mominator]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#28

Posted: 5/12/06 at 6:52pm

Not a problem, now I will be working on the rest of the song all night!

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

[Rose_MacShane]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#29

Posted: 5/12/06 at 7:50pm

Um, are we even sure there's a baby? I thought Suri was a wadded-up pillow...

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[Broadwaylady]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#30

Posted: 5/12/06 at 11:14pm

Rumors were rampant that there was no baby. Also heard he is giving her a 40 million dollar settlement and they are biding their time until they announce the break up. It sounds like it was all planned from the beginning. I see his popularity rating has gone way down. He is a nut job.

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by moments that take our breath away." "Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain."

[cturtle]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#31

Posted: 5/12/06 at 11:27pm

6. down-and-dangle-em ... out the window by one arm

RIP glebby <3

[Jane2]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#32

Posted: 5/12/06 at 11:28pm

NO BABY! Oh please let that be true, please let there be no baby....

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

[SweetQintheLights]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#33

Posted: 5/12/06 at 11:37pm

I sure hope she rips this off.

"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

[SweetQintheLights]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#34

Posted: 5/13/06 at 12:00am

This is hysterical:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yFEZBcsUqA&search=Tom%20Cruise


Be aware: The quote at the end is offensive.

"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

[Jane2]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#35

Posted: 5/13/06 at 12:16am

that was brilliant! Kudos to whomever put it together!

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

[JerseyGirl2]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#36

Posted: 5/13/06 at 12:18am

I guarantee if there is no baby there will be. Or some surrogate was waiting and when she went into labor so did Katie. I was expecting them to show immediate pics of the baby since they announced the fact that they were dating, announced that they were engaged, announced that she was pregnant and announced that the baby was born.

And I found that video very mildly humorous until the end.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

Updated On: 5/13/06 at 12:18 AM

[Jane2]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#37

Posted: 5/13/06 at 12:21am

I guess they'll hold off on showing pictures because they can get millions for them. I hope it looks like the baby in Eraserhead.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

[SweetQintheLights]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#38

Posted: 5/13/06 at 12:25am

JerseyGirl2- Sorry if the end part offended you. Obviously I wasn't posting it for that- if I could have taken it out, I would have.

"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178