Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri

[SweetQintheLights]

Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#0

Posted: 5/11/06 at 11:37pm

1. No sugar
2. Low (dim) light
3. Bike for the tyke (as in motorcycle)
4. soft, pleasant music
5. up and ad-em (he wants her walking by 8 months)


I just saw this on T.V.
I'm sure it'll be online soon (if it isn't already)

"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

[luvtheEmcee]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#1

Posted: 5/11/06 at 11:41pm

They're going to take her on a motorcycle?

As if he hasn't proven that he's a psycho already.

A work of art is an invitation to love.

Updated On: 5/11/06 at 11:41 PM

[alterego]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#2

Posted: 5/12/06 at 12:10am

The man is a lunatic.

[defying_gravity2]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#3

Posted: 5/12/06 at 12:36am

Wow, what a weirdo. Bright lights and sugar are bad, but having an infant on a motorcycle is safe as can be. He's out of his mind...

Pillowpants. 'Nuff said.

[donna_darko_23]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#4

Posted: 5/12/06 at 1:01am

He's just reassuring everyone that he really is crazy.

[iflitifloat]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#5

Posted: 5/12/06 at 2:54am

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[Roninjoey]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#6

Posted: 5/12/06 at 3:55am

Who cares? Leave the man alone. People do much worse things for their children.

yr ronin,
joey

[paradox_error]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#7

Posted: 5/12/06 at 8:22am

Well, as someone who walked much too early, I think that the idea of her walking so early is disasterous. I only crawled for two weeks, meaning the links between hemispheres never formed properly...It took 2 years of hard work from age four to be able to rectify the problem...I'm still dyslexic, and I have a mid-line crossover disorder as a result (though no one would ever guess...I don't show these traits at all).

The idea that anyone would try and MAKE a child suffer the same problems I did just disgusts me. My parents were told I would never read or write...Is that what he wants for his daughter?

God, let her prove him wrong. And let her be a big proud lesbian as well...

[mominator]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#8

Posted: 5/12/06 at 8:23am

Yeah, like feeding them oysters and having them in their laps as they drive.

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

[kelzama]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#9

Posted: 5/12/06 at 9:25am

Heck with supposed psychological damages linked to early walking (first time I'd ever heard that, btw).

This is clearly an attempt to drive Katie further into insanity.

My early walker (started at 8 mo) led to the entire redecoration of my home. He'd climb shelves to get to the sparkly pretty stuff, pull books down onto his head, move furniture, usually onto his toes.

The kid has physical mobility without the mental maturity to understand potential dangers.

That's why experienced mothers and fathers aren't concerned when their subsequent children don't start walking til they're fifteen or so.

[mominator]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#10

Posted: 5/12/06 at 9:26am

But when will the potty training start?

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

[Patronus]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#11

Posted: 5/12/06 at 9:30am

Actually, for going #1, potty training started in the 2nd trimester.

Under Tom's rules, Suri isn't allowed to go #2 until she is 8 years, 4 months and 12 days old.
Updated On: 5/12/06 at 09:30 AM

[Craig]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#12

Posted: 5/12/06 at 9:43am

Does anyone know if they actually cut the cord yet?

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

[Patronus]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#13

Posted: 5/12/06 at 9:48am

Which one? The umbilical cord from Katie to Suri or the one from Tom to Katie?
Updated On: 5/12/06 at 09:48 AM

[doodlenyc]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#14

Posted: 5/12/06 at 10:02am

the thin one connecting Cruise to reality.

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

[Craig]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#15

Posted: 5/12/06 at 10:05am

D. All Of The Above

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

[Jane2]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#16

Posted: 5/12/06 at 10:27am

How come his first two kids didn't get rules? Oh, wait a minute-he only went nuts when he needed attention after the couch jumping and the "psych' interview.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

[best12bars]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#17

Posted: 5/12/06 at 10:30am

I can't wait to read Suri's future best seller, "Tommy Dearest."

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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[Magdalene]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#18

Posted: 5/12/06 at 10:33am

I don't recognize who you all are talking about...is it some alien, or something?

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

[doodlenyc]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#19

Posted: 5/12/06 at 10:36am

yes.
Friend of Celestia.

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

[JerseyGirl2]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#20

Posted: 5/12/06 at 12:27pm

Who fed their child oysters???

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#21

Posted: 5/12/06 at 2:20pm

The child will have to learn to jump on a couch.

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

[Magdalene]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#22

Posted: 5/12/06 at 2:27pm

"The child will have to learn to jump on a couch."

I hope she's also screaming at the top of her lungs!!!

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

[billygoatgirl300]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#23

Posted: 5/12/06 at 4:17pm

"Who fed their child oysters???"

Briteny Spears fed her son oysters when he was 3 months old. I was reading it in a magazine when I was waiting my dad to finish getting a hair cut.

I must also add that Tom Cruise is a total nut job and that I feel sorry for Suri.

The towel waving reminded me of a Per?nist rally. I kept chanting "Evita!" whenever they'd pan to the crowds. - SM2

[best12bars]

re: Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri#24

Posted: 5/12/06 at 6:13pm

Reminds me of that old Rodgers & Hammerstein classic...

"Suri With the Freak Called Pop"

"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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Updated On: 5/12/06 at 06:13 PM