Tom Cruise's rules for baby Suri

[SweetQintheLights]

Posted: 5/11/06 at 11:37pm

1. No sugar
2. Low (dim) light
3. Bike for the tyke (as in motorcycle)
4. soft, pleasant music
5. up and ad-em (he wants her walking by 8 months)


I just saw this on T.V.
I'm sure it'll be online soon (if it isn't already)

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 5/11/06 at 11:41pm

They're going to take her on a motorcycle?

As if he hasn't proven that he's a psycho already.

Updated On: 5/11/06 at 11:41 PM

[alterego]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 12:10am

The man is a lunatic.

[defying_gravity2]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 12:36am

Wow, what a weirdo. Bright lights and sugar are bad, but having an infant on a motorcycle is safe as can be. He's out of his mind...

[donna_darko_23]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 1:01am

He's just reassuring everyone that he really is crazy.

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 2:54am

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[Roninjoey]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 3:55am

Who cares? Leave the man alone. People do much worse things for their children.

[paradox_error]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 8:22am

Well, as someone who walked much too early, I think that the idea of her walking so early is disasterous. I only crawled for two weeks, meaning the links between hemispheres never formed properly...It took 2 years of hard work from age four to be able to rectify the problem...I'm still dyslexic, and I have a mid-line crossover disorder as a result (though no one would ever guess...I don't show these traits at all).

The idea that anyone would try and MAKE a child suffer the same problems I did just disgusts me. My parents were told I would never read or write...Is that what he wants for his daughter?

God, let her prove him wrong. And let her be a big proud lesbian as well...

[mominator]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 8:23am

Yeah, like feeding them oysters and having them in their laps as they drive.

[kelzama]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 9:25am

Heck with supposed psychological damages linked to early walking (first time I'd ever heard that, btw).

This is clearly an attempt to drive Katie further into insanity.

My early walker (started at 8 mo) led to the entire redecoration of my home. He'd climb shelves to get to the sparkly pretty stuff, pull books down onto his head, move furniture, usually onto his toes.

The kid has physical mobility without the mental maturity to understand potential dangers.

That's why experienced mothers and fathers aren't concerned when their subsequent children don't start walking til they're fifteen or so.

[mominator]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 9:26am

But when will the potty training start?

[Patronus]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 9:30am

Actually, for going #1, potty training started in the 2nd trimester.

Under Tom's rules, Suri isn't allowed to go #2 until she is 8 years, 4 months and 12 days old.
Updated On: 5/12/06 at 09:30 AM

[Craig]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 9:43am

Does anyone know if they actually cut the cord yet?

[Patronus]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 9:48am

Which one? The umbilical cord from Katie to Suri or the one from Tom to Katie?
Updated On: 5/12/06 at 09:48 AM

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 10:02am

the thin one connecting Cruise to reality.

[Craig]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 10:05am

D. All Of The Above

[Jane2]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 10:27am

How come his first two kids didn't get rules? Oh, wait a minute-he only went nuts when he needed attention after the couch jumping and the "psych' interview.

[best12bars]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 10:30am

I can't wait to read Suri's future best seller, "Tommy Dearest."

[Magdalene]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 10:33am

I don't recognize who you all are talking about...is it some alien, or something?

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 10:36am

yes.
Friend of Celestia.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 12:27pm

Who fed their child oysters???

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 2:20pm

The child will have to learn to jump on a couch.

[Magdalene]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 2:27pm

"The child will have to learn to jump on a couch."

I hope she's also screaming at the top of her lungs!!!

[billygoatgirl300]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 4:17pm

"Who fed their child oysters???"

Briteny Spears fed her son oysters when he was 3 months old. I was reading it in a magazine when I was waiting my dad to finish getting a hair cut.

I must also add that Tom Cruise is a total nut job and that I feel sorry for Suri.

[best12bars]

Posted: 5/12/06 at 6:13pm

Reminds me of that old Rodgers & Hammerstein classic...

"Suri With the Freak Called Pop"

Updated On: 5/12/06 at 06:13 PM