Tomatoes
Tomatoes
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#0Tomatoes
Posted: 9/27/05 at 6:35pmA young woman planted tomatoes in her gArden. Anxious to taste the ripened tomatoes come summer, she tended to them everyday. The were growing very well, but for some reason they would not ripen on the vine. She needed to do something that would make them a nice blushing red. One day the woman decided to walk naked past her tomatoes. Apparently this trick worked because the next day they were bright red. Her neighbor strolled by and asked her how she got the tomatoes to grow so red. " It is easy "she told him. I just walked past them completely naked and they blushed with embarrassment." The man looked puzzled. " I am going to try that with my tomatoes," he said. A few days later he strolls by her house and she asks how his tomatoes were. He replied," They didn't turn red, but you should see the size of my cucumbers!"
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Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#2re: Tomatoes
Posted: 9/27/05 at 6:42pmNot really. The Kirby cucumbers are quite stumpy.
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The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#3re: Tomatoes
Posted: 9/27/05 at 6:58pmDollyPop has probably grown Kirby cucumbers if they are stumpy.
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SweetQintheLights
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/12/05
#4re: Tomatoes
Posted: 9/27/05 at 8:21pm
Haha- this is so funny because this joke relates to theatre because of my last class. I have a class "Theatre appreciation" and we did this experiment. 2 guys left the room. They were going to come in 1 at a time and tell a joke. The first guy that came to tell the joke, we were not supposed to laugh at all...we were supposed to kinda act like we were at a funeral. Of course, this person comes in and tells this exact joke....
The seocnd person comes in and tells his joke and we are supposed to laugh at everything about it.
Anyway- yea, it was kinda an actor/audience relationship experiment but I thought it was funny how this joke is on this board and it related to my theatre class....
Ok- I'm done with my stupid story...lol
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#5re: Tomatoes
Posted: 9/27/05 at 8:23pmoh dear that was cute.
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#6re: Tomatoes
Posted: 9/27/05 at 8:57pm
This reminds of another joke...kinda...sorta...maybe, alright i just want to tell it!:
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RockabyeHamlet
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/1/05
#7re: Tomatoes
Posted: 9/28/05 at 2:12pmhahah.... both of those are fantastic!
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