Top 10 Worst things to happen, ever!- Page 3

[mominator]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 3:19pm

Cue the violins everybody!!

[iHeartMyGeek]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 3:23pm

Can I get a list of things we aren't allowed to joke about on this board? Thus far, I've got the Holocaust, mormons being polygamists, and car accidents with woodland creatures. Anyone wanna add anything else?

[mominator]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 4:10pm

Jimmy Carter being elected president
How bad the Unions are
Tweeny Boppers missing Wicked, SA, and LB.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 4:11pm

no, geek.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 4:29pm

Excuse me?

EXCUSE ME?

EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME!

NUMBER ONE: Ethel Merman not playing Rose in the movie version of Gypsy.

NUMBER TWO: Judy Garland not playing Mame in the move version of Mame.

NUMBER THREE: No video of Judy Garland at Carnegie Hall.

Carry on.

[tazber]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 4:30pm

since when can't we joke about the morms?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 4:32pm

PJ, you totally forgot Judy not playing Helen Lawson.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 5:27pm

Or Judy Playing Annie Oakley.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 5:34pm

And Jason. Yeah. I made it up. Cause I'm a Nazi, see? Caught me.

No, really, I'm not answering 'cause you annoy me. And you know what, people can (AND DO) find humor is EVERYTHING, especially horriffic events like Hitler. (Ever see the Producers? Mel Brooks (JEWISH BTW) said it brought him great joy to make jokes about Hitler.)

But, the point is, I didn't make a joke about the Holocaust. Your little righteous idignation alarm went off for nothing. I'm glad, I think we all know now YOU are the special person who will get outraged at the drop of a hat. Thank god! What a wodnerful person you are. OK? Now buzz off, I'm done with you.

[AngryDeer]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 5:40pm

Jason,

I hate to point this out to you (and, considering I have hooves, pointing is VERY difficult) that you have shot yourself in the foot.

YOU decided to date someone who can’t seem to deal with real life. But that’s okay, because I think you are both living on the save oxygen-starved planet.

You seemed to have lost your sense of humor. Maybe it’s because you are the base of the joke, or maybe you are just too whipped to see the truth.

Walk AWAY from the Va-Jay-Jay and think with the brain in your UPSTAIRS head. I know it’s been a LONG time since you have had any, but it’s clouding your mind.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 5:45pm

Say goodbye to this thread. The aggiekiller is going to report you for that, AD!

[mominator]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 5:50pm

Quick someone save it!

[jasonf]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 5:59pm

Yes, that's right. I've lost my sense of humor about the Holocaust. And the Producers did NOT make fun of the Holocaust - it parodied Hitler, which is a COMPLETELY different thing.

[mominator]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 6:03pm

So you GET parody but not sarcasm?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 7:20pm

A few more:

#734 "New Coke"

#1,203 "The Baconator"

#3,445 "Tom Cruise is born."

[jasonf]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 7:59pm

At least, Angry Deer, I have the courage to face this bs under my own name and don't need to make up a sock puppet to do it for me.

Second, I have no need whatsoever to defend my relationship with Caitie. I love the fact that she won't put up with this nonsense - it makes her a better person than I am. I keep coming back for more because it ASTOUNDS me the depths to which people will stoop to take a cheap shot.

[tazber]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 8:01pm

wait, are you saying Schindler's List wasn't supposed to be a comedy?

[DG]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 8:04pm

"I have the courage to face this bs under my own name and don't need to make up a sock puppet to do it for me."

This ridiculousness has reached biblical proportions, but THIS statement I have to acknowledge! There is some real honesty in this, which is a DAMN sight more than some around here can claim.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 9:04pm

katey meets dasher and vixen on a lonely highway. it doesn't end well for our intrepid defender of slaughterers.

[iHeartMyGeek]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 9:11pm

*snort* hehe.

[neddyfrank2]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 9:11pm

Hey Jason- Can you pull the tree trunk out of your ass?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 9:14pm

now, now, neddy we wouldn't want the poor boy to get splinters, why he might become insufferable...oh wait, nevermind.

[iHeartMyGeek]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 9:21pm

Oh, and Jason, I forgot to thank you for your enlightening, life-altering PM. If it weren't for your lecture I wouldn't have realized how truly "sick" the sense of humor of the people on this board is. So I think the best action for you to take in protest would be for you to pack up your self-righteousness, and your "girlfriend", and find a more saintly message board to harangue.

Updated On: 11/21/07 at 09:21 PM

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 9:23pm

she's totally not his girlfriend, geek, she just plays her on as the board turns.

[neddyfrank2]

Posted: 11/21/07 at 9:23pm

Jason, I have even found a new board for you so that you don't need to spend anymore time on this one while you are looking for a new one!

http://bibleforums.org/forum/
Updated On: 11/21/07 at 09:23 PM