Travolta and Preston Suggest a "Silent Birth" to Katie!!
Travolta and Preston Suggest a "Silent Birth" to Katie!!
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#0Travolta and Preston Suggest a "Silent Birth" to Katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 3:15pm
What the hell is this??
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Travolta and Preston Suggest a "Silent Birth" to Katie
Scientology couple John Travolta and Kelly Preston are urging Katie Holmes to have a 'silent birth' when she delivers fiance Tom Cruise's baby next year and follow the church's strict doctrines. Scientologists believe children should be brought into the world without any fuss and be allowed to quietly get used to their surroundings. That means no music, no chatting and no expressions of pain from the mother. Preston explains, "It's just because everything in moments of pain is really recorded and you want to have that (the birth) peaceful and clear of sort of suggestions or different words that can then affect them (babies) in their future."
...and people make fun of the kabbalah? At least you can scream dance, sing, move your bowels,
#1re: Travolta and Preston Suggest a 'Silent Birth' to Katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 3:20pmNanoo Nanoo.
#2re: Travolta and Preston Suggest a 'Silent Birth' to Katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 3:34pmI am sure that the wise L. Ron Hubbard passed something the size of a watermelon before suggesting keeping silent during the process. *snort* I think the simple fact that the child inside me is the spawn of wonder midget would make me scream my head off, well before labor!
#3re: Travolta and Preston Suggest a 'Silent Birth' to Katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 3:38pmWhy not? They had a silent conception...immaculate one might say...
#4re: Travolta and Preston Suggest a 'Silent Birth' to Katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 3:38pmI'm sure that a turkey baster makes some sort of noise.
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#5re: Travolta and Preston Suggest a 'Silent Birth' to Katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 3:39pmSilent conception? - try imaginary!
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#6re: Travolta and Preston Suggest a 'Silent Birth' to Katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 3:40pmMaybe that means that Tom will shut the hell up about his immense love? Please, god?
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#7re: Travolta and Preston Suggest a 'Silent Birth' to Katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 3:41pmI does'nt even make sense - should'nt a child KNOW what he's getting into from day one - why prolong it - I mean a child can hear and sense vibrations in the womb....so what the frig!
#8re: travolta and preston suggest a 'silent birth' to katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 3:42pmfrom what i heard, it's not that "immense."
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#9re: travolta and preston suggest a 'silent birth' to katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 3:44pm
#10re: travolta and preston suggest a 'silent birth' to katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 3:56pm
I posted this in the "Fetus" thread yesterday, but the whole concept still freaks me out. I mean, this is a "religion" that doesn't belief in the use of DRUGS! How the hell are these poor women supposed to keep quiet? You can bet if men had to give birth, they would COMPLETELY support the use of drugs.
Poor Katie. What has she gotten herself into?
Wanting life but never knowing how
#11re: travolta and preston suggest a 'silent birth' to katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 3:59pmkatie's got herself a semi-exclusive contract for a few years worth low eight figures and a father for her love child.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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#12re: travolta and preston suggest a 'silent birth' to katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 4:04pmSilent Birth? That's why this lot always adopt.
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#13re: travolta and preston suggest a 'silent birth' to katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 4:11pmIsn't she a first-time mother, too? I'd like to see the non-drugged woman who can keep her mouth shut while her pelvis changes shape.
#14re: travolta and preston suggest a 'silent birth' to katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 4:13pmp'shaw, she'll be fine once she puts on her pyramid hat and lets the power of l. run through her.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#15re: travolta and preston suggest a 'silent birth' to katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 4:15pm
What happens if she needs a C-section?
I just cannot even imagine the misogynistic @#&*s who came up with all of this crap!
Tom needs to have a watermelon shoved up his ass.
#16re: travolta and preston suggest a 'silent birth' to katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 4:15pmGod, what if they have to do an episiotomy?
Wanting life but never knowing how
#17re: travolta and preston suggest a 'silent birth' to katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 4:15pm
Yup, put on that tin foil hat and the soup can meter thingie and she'll be fine, right?
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#18re: travolta and preston suggest a 'silent birth' to katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 4:17pm
I am an advocate of natural child birth, but only as a choice.
Addy, thanks for the fine alliteration!
#19re: travolta and preston suggest a 'silent birth' to katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 4:18pmOrange, even worse, what if she needs one and doesn't get it and tears? Silent birth my Ass (pun intended)!
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#20re: travolta and preston suggest a 'silent birth' to katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 4:18pmThat was my annual freak-out.
#21re: travolta and preston suggest a 'silent birth' to katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 4:20pm
"Tom needs to have a watermelon shoved up his ass"
Heh, sorry, but my mind went straight to the gay jokes with that one.
Wanting life but never knowing how
brdlwyr
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
#22re: travolta and preston suggest a 'silent birth' to katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 4:21pmAddy, I know your feelings about Tom and your aim is well placed.
gettinhep
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/9/04
#23re: travolta and preston suggest a 'silent birth' to katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 4:33pm
This whole situation is coming dangerously close to a really bad movie plot - The Spawn of Stepford's Possessed Alien Vampires.
Will it be be live on Oprah?
#24re: travolta and preston suggest a 'silent birth' to katie!!
Posted: 10/7/05 at 4:34pmIf you're going to shove a watermelon up someone's ass, I HOPE your aim is well-placed!
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