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#1101

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 9:56pm

Exactly. I do think she's legit. She seemed to be able to describe the contents of the suitcase pretty well, and she did have the letter to "Bono" (in swirly lettering...???)...but who knows. Maybe on the inside, the letter says, "You don't know me but I know you. And we belong together forever and ever and ever. I'm waiting outside. Your Danielle"

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

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#1102

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 9:57pm

Was she wearing a hospital gown, and a wristband marked 'Dangerous'?

Like you?

#1103

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 9:58pm

Somehow, a letter from Bono would have been a bit more impressive...not that anyone there would have been able to identify his chicken-scratches!

But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

#1104

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 9:59pm

*checks watch* *Nope, she still doesn't know it's getting old*

Yeah, but she wasn't wearing the fuzzy standard-issue slippers I was wearing!

#1105

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:00pm

But really, you both went around the corner at 7 sharp to catch the mini-bus back to the home to make it in time for curfew, right?

#1106

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:02pm

No, Mabel, they both scarpered when they heard two sets of sirens. One from the asylum, come to collect them, the other from the Vancouver cops, called by Bono.

#1107

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:04pm

I'm only typing this with one hand. It's all I could get free from this straight-jacket.

#1108

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:05pm

*smiles contentedly*

#1109

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:05pm

Yeah right - straight jacket, my eye.

We all know what you're really doing with your other hand, you sick, sick girl.

#1110

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:06pm

Wait, why is Mabel smiling contentedly?? Ew!

#1111

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:06pm

Mmm! Tastes like smoked salmon!

Well, since you're not being very nice, I suppose I won't bother posting some pics that I'm quite sure will work, and that I imagine you would be very interested in seeing. Hmph!

#1112

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:10pm

WHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

*scrambles frantically to climb out of that deep hole I've so foolishly dug myself into*

#1113

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:12pm

*crosses arm.*

*sniffs and looks away*

#1114

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:14pm

I can't help it that you guys type so damn fast...My smile was totally directed towards Tiff being carted off by the cops at Bono's request...A-a-and you totally bastardized it...

#1115

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:14pm

Aw, wait Tiff!!

I'm never anything but nice to you!

And it sounds as if you've been a lot nicer to Mabel than you've been to me. (Again - ew.)

So please post those pictures now, you startlingly gorgeous individual, you...

#1116

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:17pm

*looks at Mabel somehow manage to dig herself deeper in the hole*

Did you see how Ellie just "ew"-ed you? And you're on her side?

*taps one free hand impatiently*

I'll have you know I need to leave soon. I've a very important project to complete and dig me out of college-application-decision-making-purgatory hell.

#1117

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:18pm

*tear*

Here I am trying to branch out and have a bond w/ Ellie over one of her numerous Tiff-tirades, and alas, it all goes to hell.

#1118

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:18pm

Stop talking about digging into deep holes. Please.
*vomits*

#1119

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:20pm

I just caught myself up on your story, Tiff. I believe the girl, but I don't feel sorry for her. She's insanely lucky! Just because she happened to be the one who found the suitcase (that could have been anyone. That could have been me! I would know right away what it was) she got to meet Bono, got a free ipod...seems like he was pretty generous to her.

#1120

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:21pm

*shrugs* Well I suppose you could always google what I WAS going to post.

#1121

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:22pm

I agree. Cease and desist on the hole talk...it's only making it worse (if that's possible)!

I should just quit while I'm...oh wait, I'm not!

#1122

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:24pm

Aw, Mabel - you know that my 'ew' was aimed purely at the thought of Tiff rinsing a salmony goo from her warted fingers.
Much love to you. *kiss, on the cheek*

And Tiff - just post the goddamn pictures, you filthy mongrel!

Updated On: 4/3/05 at 10:24 PM

#1123

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:26pm

Ellie, Mabel isn't Anna Paquin. She doesn't appreciate having her ass cheek kissed. By YOUR mouth.

#1Elphie, yeah I'm finding it hard to muster up too much sympathy for her. The girl has coloured photocopies of some invaluable and apparently infamous documents, got to have dinner with the man, free tickets AND a shout-out at the Portland show, a few phone coversations with him AND a personalized iPod. My heart ain't bleeding too much.

Ellie3, you better start to beg.

Wow, watch this be really anticlimatic. Maybe Mabel's seen the photos already anyway.

#1124

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:27pm

Awww...thanks! I'll totally be able to sleep at night now!

#1125

re: (Unofficial) U2 World Tour Dates!

Posted: 4/3/05 at 10:29pm

Ok, Type_A_Tiff - I shall beg.

Pleeeeeeease!

Ah screw it, you ho.

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