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Posted: 5/12/07 at 4:36pm

I just ordered Chinese food and the person asked me for my name and I said, "DJ." It was silent for a second and she said, "How do spell that?" I nearly busted out laughing into the phone.

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Posted: 5/12/07 at 4:39pm

Sometimes I really wonder about people.

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Posted: 5/12/07 at 4:40pm

You don't know how many times people have asked me for my name and I say, "DJ" and they write it down as "DeeJay."

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Posted: 5/12/07 at 4:53pm

I get confused by MC and Emcee, but that's just me. Why can't they stick to MC, like DJ or almost every other abbreviation?

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Posted: 5/12/07 at 4:56pm

The point is, do they need to know how to spell it?

They aren't writing you a formal letter.

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Posted: 5/12/07 at 5:44pm

I've been giving my wrong name lately, whenever I'm asked by someone whom I don't want to know my real name.

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Posted: 5/12/07 at 5:48pm

haha, is your fake name Jane then or do you use something else?

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Posted: 5/12/07 at 5:54pm

LOL, you got me. I've been telling them "Jane" which is my middle name for real!

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Posted: 5/12/07 at 6:01pm

Her real name is Alexis!

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Posted: 5/12/07 at 6:16pm

Maybe she was from another country?

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Posted: 5/12/07 at 6:21pm

The kid in my local Chinese place asked a customer "Do you have a name?" and the guy went off on him "What do you mean 'Do I have a name?' Of course I have name you idiot."

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Posted: 5/12/07 at 6:24pm

I know it's not very PC of me to say, but I find it annoying, for example, when the people working in florists take twenty minutes to take down a short message to be attatched to some flowers by phone. Someone who has to use the English language in their job should be able to use it. I have no problem with people from abroad working here or elsewhere, as long as they can actually do the job.

That said, some Irish people are equally bad at spelling!

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Posted: 5/12/07 at 6:38pm

^^^ I agree with you completely. I get sick of everything having to be so PC allll the time, so thanks for stating that.

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Posted: 5/12/07 at 6:42pm

Rath-LOL.

This is funny-my friend used to call the same "Asian" restaurant every day, order food, and her husband would pick it up on the way home. One time my friend forgot to say no msg, so she called back. Every time she called back, the woman on the phone hung up on her before she had a chance to tell her no msg. Finally, after 3 calls, my friend yelled out, "Don't hang up". The woman yelled "Shut up, you stupid!" and hung up.

LOLOLOLOL!

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Posted: 5/12/07 at 6:44pm

hahahahahaha

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Posted: 5/12/07 at 6:44pm

WickedGeek turns on Everyone's A Little Bit Racist and through the pwoers of the internet sends to all who feel that PC is tiring after a while.

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Posted: 5/12/07 at 7:22pm

Yeah, PC is so pervasive now that you have to think before you say anything.

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Posted: 5/13/07 at 8:04am

Now now children, we all to embrace our differences to build a bridge across the cultural divide....

who am I kidding? Send em' to a damn ESL class!
I said NO starch in my dress shirts. Instead i look like I'm wearing a freaking sandwich board.
Annoying.

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Posted: 5/13/07 at 8:07am

I don't understand why people look at me funny when they ask my name and I say Boobs.

Tazzy..I go through the same thing...guess they don't udnerstand "light starch"..so now I say "none" and the starch is perfect.

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Posted: 5/13/07 at 11:41am

I'm sure they know how to spell that one, though.

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Posted: 5/13/07 at 11:42am

Wow. I did not think DJ would be your name.

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Posted: 5/13/07 at 1:44pm

"Yeah, PC is so pervasive now that you have to think before you say anything."

*GASP* You think before speaking? Wow, you should teach a class.

Back on topic--I usually give a name like "Paris Hilton" or "Sandra Bullock" whenever I'm getting food. They never call me on it.

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Posted: 5/13/07 at 4:43pm

alright i seee hat you're saying as to different races asking. That is a little racist.

But really? If one of my friends asked? Hey, I agree with you. It's just really funny.

One day I was wearing a necklace and it was the shape of New York. My friend says, "That's cute! Is it Texas?" (she's not from a different country at all) and then I said, "No, it's New York." she said, "Well the way it was positioned (she rotated it so that that Upstate NY was facing the left, the very top of it.), it looked like Texas!" I looked down at the charm and said,"That would be Florida, if anything."

Just a funny joke. More a "you had to be there" sort of thing.

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Posted: 5/13/07 at 4:56pm

"Yeah, PC is so pervasive now that you have to think before you say anything."

*GASP* You think before speaking? Wow, you should teach a class.

Been there, done that for too many years, thanks.

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Updated On: 5/13/07 at 04:56 PM

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