Varla Jean Merman for Fleet Naturals

I love Varla! I saw her new show in PTown in August. She said she wanted to be like Oprah, so she ran down the aisle with a wheelbarrow of Fleets Naturals yelling, "You get an enema! You get an enema, and you get an enema!" It was a riot. I was on the aisle seat and everyone in my row wanted one so I kept waving her down and she said, "this whore is a squirrel stocking up nuts for winter." I laughed my face off. Varla is my favorite. Her dancing enema also squirt water on me. She also had a video about the ways to be green and reuse your enema bottle. So politically incorrect and disgusting. For instance imagine Varla jogging and using it as her water bottle. hahahaha

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Hey! That's Gus Mattox/Tom Judson as the government agent!

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Tom has been her accompanist the past two seasons in PTown or she likes to say, "Let's have a big hand for Tom Judson, my pe-a-nis! Ladies and gentleman, Tom is a huge pe-a-nis all over the world, so he's needs a really BIG HAND!"

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