Varla Jean Merman for Fleet Naturals
Varla Jean Merman for Fleet Naturals
#1Varla Jean Merman for Fleet Naturals
Posted: 9/2/11 at 11:01pm
#2Varla Jean Merman for Fleet Naturals
Posted: 9/3/11 at 12:13amI love Varla! I saw her new show in PTown in August. She said she wanted to be like Oprah, so she ran down the aisle with a wheelbarrow of Fleets Naturals yelling, "You get an enema! You get an enema, and you get an enema!" It was a riot. I was on the aisle seat and everyone in my row wanted one so I kept waving her down and she said, "this whore is a squirrel stocking up nuts for winter." I laughed my face off. Varla is my favorite. Her dancing enema also squirt water on me. She also had a video about the ways to be green and reuse your enema bottle. So politically incorrect and disgusting. For instance imagine Varla jogging and using it as her water bottle. hahahaha
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"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
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Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#2Varla Jean Merman for Fleet Naturals
Posted: 9/3/11 at 12:27am
Dijya know that Varla Jean IS the Mother Superior in The Divine Sister at Speakeasy in Boston this Fall??
you do now
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Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#3Varla Jean Merman for Fleet Naturals
Posted: 9/3/11 at 10:20amHey! That's Gus Mattox/Tom Judson as the government agent!
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#5Varla Jean Merman for Fleet Naturals
Posted: 9/3/11 at 12:26pmTom has been her accompanist the past two seasons in PTown or she likes to say, "Let's have a big hand for Tom Judson, my pe-a-nis! Ladies and gentleman, Tom is a huge pe-a-nis all over the world, so he's needs a really BIG HAND!"
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
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Broadway Legend Joined: 7/13/04
#6Varla Jean Merman for Fleet Naturals
Posted: 9/3/11 at 4:30pm
I worship at the altar of Varla Jean Merman.
VARLA JEAN AND THE MUSHROOM HEADS (featuring Seth Rudetsky) was the funniest film of the summer.
I so want to see Varla Jean in MASTER CLASS.
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