Virgin Mary Visits Chicago- Page 2

[Glebb]

Posted: 4/19/05 at 9:12pm

Any miracles today?

[Jon]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 8:31am

Yes, it looks like a vagina.

Hey, if thse folks want a miracle, they should come to th Illinois Theatre Center in Park Forest. All of our wooden doors have the face of Jesus in them!

Seriously - when these doors were manufactured, the outer layer of wood veneer obviously came from the same big tree - and the pattern of the woodgrain has a face in it that looks like Jesus!

Either Jesus or John Lennon or Tommy Chong or Charles Manson... - some dude with long hair and a beard...

[Glebb]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 8:50am

On the news again this morning.
Big crowd.
Our Lady of Traffic Flow?
Too bad she didn't show up in the "El".
That's where we need a miracle.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 8:57am

I think there's a musical about this in our future.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 12:46pm

Too bad she didn't show up in the "El".
That's where we need a miracle.

Amen to that, Glebb.

And Jon, are you sure it isn't Harvey Fierstein on the doors?

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 4:50pm

I used to live near there! LOL !! Jarico and I walked by there all the time. It doesn't even resemble a woman. It looks more like Ghost #72 from Scooby Doo. Well, people see what they want, I guess. It's really kind of pathetic.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 5:53pm

I love how someone scrawled "Satan Loves U" on the wall right next to it.

Just can't leave well enough alone.....

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/20/05 at 6:06pm

There was a lovely article in the paper today that hundreds of people spent the night praying and singing and that there was so much hub-bub that 4 squad cars were stationed by the salt stain to keep the peace. The reporter covering the event also pointed out that there were homeless people begging near the site and not one of the Pilgrims even looked their way, much less dropped a dime their way.

[Glebb]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 10:08am

More fame, the TODAY show!

[NYadgal]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 10:10am

I wonder if the new Pope will pay it a visit?

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 10:29am

Not "Chicago"-Chicago?! Damn! I have no doubt the BVM's version of "Class" would be definitive.

[Marc Shaiman]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 10:45am

there is a gas stain on our driveway that looks like Joyce DeWitt

[ckeaton]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 10:52am

My plants are currently reciting scripture.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 11:00am

My cat just spit up a hairball that looks just like the infant of prague.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 11:28am

M - that was my big laugh for the morning - thanks!

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 11:32am

I don't have anything that looks like anyone. Maybe I should pour some coffee on my carpet and squint. I could use the money.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 12:00pm

D'oh, double post! Look below!











Unless you can see an image of Mary in the space above! Updated On: 4/21/05 at 12:00 PM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 12:01pm

One of the newspapers today had a helpful guide-- things that look like God and where they ended up: BVM on a fish stick, Jesus on a tortilla and a grilled cheese, a Dorito that looked like the Pope's hat (I LOVED that one-- don't they all?), The cinnamon roll that looked like Mother Theresa....The list goes on. They all ended up auctioned on EBay and bought by some on line casino.

You'll be happy to know the "Satan Loves You" has been covered by a Picture of Pope JP the Great.

[BobbyBubby]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 12:03pm

This just in-

Barr Weissler announce that The Virgin Mary will be the standby for Christina Applegate in sweet charity, and also, play Roxy Hart in Chicago, when Applegate is on.

[BobbyBubby]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 12:03pm

This just in-

Barr Weisslery announced today that The Virgin Mary will be the standby for Christina Applegate in Sweet Charity, and also, play Roxy Hart in Chicago, when Applegate is on.
Updated On: 4/21/05 at 12:03 PM

[Glebb]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 12:05pm

I'd second act that!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 1:11pm

Hmm...Interesting casting. It sheds a whole new light on the whole Madonna/Whore plotline.

[BobbyBubby]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 1:14pm

And goes beyond the pharase "stunt casting". hehe. I hate it when the Weissler's cast religious symbols to sell tickets.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 1:15pm

You do realize that anyone who has posted in this thread is going straight to HELL!








(That is if you believe all that mumbo-jumbo!)

[BobbyBubby]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 1:22pm

I wouldn't have it any other way!