Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
#0Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/18/05 at 11:19pm
No not the musical.
Just saw on the news that the Virgin Mary is apearing on a wall under the Kennedy Expressway Fullerton exit.
I'm always a believer when I watch SONG OF BERNADETTE.
The local NBC news said that to beleivers it's the Virgin Mary. To non believers it's salt stains.
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#2re: Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/18/05 at 11:23pm
brdlwyr - you have any contacts at NBC?
I'd love to meet Rob Elgas.
#3re: Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/18/05 at 11:24pmIf it weren't for the candles, I would've just passed it by not even thinking it was the Virgin Mary.
#4re: Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/19/05 at 12:03amHey, I was booked to appear on that wall! It's so hard to find good venues these days.
#5re: Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/19/05 at 12:29amwildcat, I told you already - they pulled your booking when they realized you hadn't seen virginity in...well...some time...
#6re: Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/19/05 at 12:38amAnd I slugged the last guy who called me Mary.
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#7re: Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/19/05 at 12:39amIsn't that hard to do when your face is in a pillow?
#8re: Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/19/05 at 12:40amExactly. And you really hurt your hand, remember? And he walked away laughing...
#9re: Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/19/05 at 12:45amAnd then the wind changed and now I'm stuck like this forever.
#10re: Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/19/05 at 11:05amI had to go check this out and I can tell you without a doubt it is just a salt stain. I licked it.
#11re: Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/19/05 at 11:15amAh, that's nothing. The Virgin Mary made an even more spectacular appearance on a soiled bedsheet in Australia.
#12re: Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/19/05 at 11:18amKimmy, are you sure that was the VIRGIN? Mary?
#13re: Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/19/05 at 11:20am

Here's a picture of it.
You be the judge....
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#14re: Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/19/05 at 11:21am
This is so sad & pathetic-- it was on the cover of one of our freebie, crappy tabloid newspapers today.
I'm not the least bit religious, but doesn't the mother of God have ANYTHING better to do than to appear in salt stains and grilled cheese sandwiches and cinnamon rolls (wait that was Motehr Theresa, sorry)??? I picture JC watching the evening news and seeing this story: "MA! PLEASE! Didn't I ask you to stop messing with the humans? You show up on a garage door or a tortilla just about every week!"
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#15re: Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/19/05 at 11:22amFor some reason, I am reminded of Marie Barone's sculpture on an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond.
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#16re: Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/19/05 at 11:32amWow that is a really unflattering picture of the salt stain! It doesn't look much like the Virgin Mother, it looks more like a..um...well....it looks like where you might look to see if someone WERE a virgin.....
#17re: Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/19/05 at 11:38amAnyone here in Chicago want to meet me there at 5? I'll bring the Tequila, you bring the limes.
#18re: Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/19/05 at 11:44amIt looks like Papa to me...so that's why he hasn't posted. PAAAAAA....PA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#19re: Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/19/05 at 11:55amI love how someone wrote "Satan Loves U" next to it. Oh, the hi-LAR-i-ous irony...:P
#20re: Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/19/05 at 12:30pmActually, Rose, that was Liam and he meant to write Santa Loves You.
#21re: Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/19/05 at 12:32pm
It DOES look like a vagina!
This is just all so unseemly.
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#22re: Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/19/05 at 12:34pmWell, she IS supposed to be the 'uber-mother'.
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#23re: Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/19/05 at 1:35pm
No offense Sueleen but I ain't licking that. It's been over 20 years since I licked something that looked like that and I'm still traumatized. Besides, I would never lick anything I found underneath the expressway at Fullerton, even if it was the Blessed Mother!
Although it's just a short walk down Western to Margie's-- let's all meet for Ice Cream!
#24re: Virgin Mary Visits Chicago
Posted: 4/19/05 at 1:40pmI know a lot of vaginas that are made of stone...some post here too. *runs and hides*
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