WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/16/05 at 5:03am
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her,kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there,the husband whispers over to his wife:
"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry,he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/16/05 at 6:23am
I've heard this before...still very funny! Good job Boobsy!
Good morning everyone!
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ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/16/05 at 6:47amHaha! So funny! These just make me so happy, boobs.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#3re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/16/05 at 6:58amThat was great Boobsy! Have a wonderful morning!
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#4re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/16/05 at 9:13amWhy am I slightly turned on by this? :-P
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#5re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/16/05 at 9:16ambecause you're a sick bastard?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
koala808
Stand-by Joined: 10/19/03
#7re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/16/05 at 9:59amThanks for the chuckle! Great way to start the day!
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
YessicaB
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/13/05
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