WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/16/05 at 5:03am

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her,kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there,the husband whispers over to his wife:
"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry,he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too."

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 11/16/05 at 6:23am

I've heard this before...still very funny! Good job Boobsy!


Good morning everyone!

[ashley0139]

Posted: 11/16/05 at 6:47am

Haha! So funny! These just make me so happy, boobs.

[KelRel]

Posted: 11/16/05 at 6:58am

That was great Boobsy! Have a wonderful morning!

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 11/16/05 at 9:13am

Why am I slightly turned on by this? :-P

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/16/05 at 9:16am

because you're a sick bastard?

[koala808]

Posted: 11/16/05 at 9:23am

Love this one, BB!

[Magdalene]

Posted: 11/16/05 at 9:59am

Thanks for the chuckle! Great way to start the day!

[YessicaB]

Posted: 11/16/05 at 12:27pm

Thanks Boobs, that was funny.