One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Claus wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
*Damn kid didn't know that Claus doesn't have an "e" at the end...I'm still correcting kids spelling..thanks Bongo*
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Updated On: 12/7/05 at 10:23 AM