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WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/10/06 at 5:11am

A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"

Customer says, "Female."

Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"

Customer says, "White."

Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"

Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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mominator
#1re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/10/06 at 6:40am

***shakes head*** BB, BB, BB.


"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

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xM3L24x
#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:21am

Haha

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bdwaygirl
#3re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/10/06 at 7:45am

Oh, Boobs.


I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

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wonderwaiter
#4re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/10/06 at 9:38am

I got this in my email this morning and it's even worse!



Louie walks into work one Monday morning with a huge grin on his face.

One of his co-workers says,"Why are you so happy?"

Louie says,"I played Bingo for the first time in my life this weekend and I won a thousand bucks!"

A week later,Louie walks into work on Monday morning and he's
skipping down the hall,high-fiving everyone.

One of his co-workers says,"You win at Bingo again?"

Louie says,"No,no,it's better than that.I bought my first lottery ticket this weekend and I won five grand."

"I'm feeling so damn lucky that I think I'm going to ask that new Hindu girl in accounting out on a date!"

The next Monday morning,Louie is doing cartwheels down the hall.

One of his co-workers says,"Did you win another lottery?"

Louie says,"No,no,it's better than that.You know that Hindu girl in accounting I asked out? Well,we had a great time at dinner,so I invited her up to my apartment for drinks."

"We wind up in bed,and the next thing I know she's giving me the best blow job I ever had!"

The co-worker says,"Man,are you frigging lucky!"

Louie says,"No,no,it's better than that.She's blowing me,I look down,and you know that red dot on her forehead?"


"I scratched it,and I won another ten grand!"


And no one grew into anything new, we just became the worst of what we were."

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Broadway_Baby
#5re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/10/06 at 11:59am

I've slacking on chuckle reading these past few days, mominator's way ahead of me on daily chuckle responses!


I've got to get to it!


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Updated On: 5/10/06 at 11:59 AM

ashley0139
#6re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/10/06 at 12:34pm

Oh my.


"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife


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