WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"

Customer says, "Female."

Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"

Customer says, "White."

Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"

Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"

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Haha

I got this in my email this morning and it's even worse!



Louie walks into work one Monday morning with a huge grin on his face.

One of his co-workers says,"Why are you so happy?"

Louie says,"I played Bingo for the first time in my life this weekend and I won a thousand bucks!"

A week later,Louie walks into work on Monday morning and he's
skipping down the hall,high-fiving everyone.

One of his co-workers says,"You win at Bingo again?"

Louie says,"No,no,it's better than that.I bought my first lottery ticket this weekend and I won five grand."

"I'm feeling so damn lucky that I think I'm going to ask that new Hindu girl in accounting out on a date!"

The next Monday morning,Louie is doing cartwheels down the hall.

One of his co-workers says,"Did you win another lottery?"

Louie says,"No,no,it's better than that.You know that Hindu girl in accounting I asked out? Well,we had a great time at dinner,so I invited her up to my apartment for drinks."

"We wind up in bed,and the next thing I know she's giving me the best blow job I ever had!"

The co-worker says,"Man,are you frigging lucky!"

Louie says,"No,no,it's better than that.She's blowing me,I look down,and you know that red dot on her forehead?"


"I scratched it,and I won another ten grand!"

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Oh my.

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