I am insulted beyond belief, Jerby! No craving for a hoagie? Long, meaty, and dripping with oil doesn't do it for you any longer. I shall have to select another puddy to adore.
SOMMS (the former president of the JRB_Actor Admiration and Sexual Inuendo Society)
Good morning my darling Eddie and SOMMS. I'm going back to bed, this is too early to be up on a Sunday morning. It's not like I'm going to church or anything. I just got up to post the chuckle. I know my priorities. See all you sexy men later.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Good Morning my darling Eddie. Thank God Zola found you...I was looking and looking and all of a sudden you appeared on page 1 again. Whew...I was afraid you got deleted. So how many doughnuts did you eat this morning????
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson