WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 118

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:16am

I love a man in uniform.

[Nina]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:20am

Somms, send me a jelly filled, please pumpkin.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:23am

Intergalactic bounty hunters are hot.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:25am

Eddie already ate four from the dozen, but I think there is a jelly filled left. I shall fight the throngs of protesters and have it to you momentarily, Miss Nina. Did the boy show up with your coffee yet, or should I make a stop on the way?

[Nina]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:27am

The boy is slacking off lately. I may need someone new to service my needs. I'll be auditioning boys this afternoon.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:30am

Shall I be prepared to sing six bars from two different songs. Or do I just need my usual thong and knee pads?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:31am

Nina should I save you a jelly or are you a fan of the glazed?

[Nina]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:35am

You won't need the knee pads, pumpkin.

Oh Eddie, the responses that are going through my mind....

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:35am

For me, it all depends on the size of hole.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:38am

what about some Dunkin' munchkins? No hole, but what flavor!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:41am

I just adore a good, sugared ball.

[Nina]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:42am

Too small. I need something bigger than a munchkin to satisfy me.

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:43am

Amen, sistah. That's why kruellers do it for me. Or, if I'm craving a little sweetness, a nice big long eclair.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:45am

Isn't that what your icon is Zol-Lo? A nice big long eclair?

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:02am

No, it's just me taking in a few rays on Fire Island after brunch.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:10am

I hope you put on sunscreen!

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:11am

I bought a case but it only covered my back fat. I ran out before I got to my man-boobs, so I only lie on my capacious stomach.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:16am

So all of that white isn't a swimsuit?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:27am

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.....

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:28am

I brunched at Star Jones' place. Girlfriend lays out a shhhpread.

[Nina]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:30am

Zola, do you favor the Bro or the Manzier?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:31am

Was a mimosa included in the $39.95 prix fix?

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:31am

Honey, this stuff is falling so fast, nothing helps. The last guy who got on his knees in front of me had to wear a hard hat.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:38am

The Bro rules

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:43am

Eddie, please don't tell me you're sagging, too! What will the boys in the Unicorn say?