WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY — Page 118
#2929
Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:25am
Eddie already ate four from the dozen, but I think there is a jelly filled left. I shall fight the throngs of protesters and have it to you momentarily, Miss Nina. Did the boy show up with your coffee yet, or should I make a stop on the way?
#2930
Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:27am
The boy is slacking off lately. I may need someone new to service my needs. I'll be auditioning boys this afternoon.
#2931
Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:30am
Shall I be prepared to sing six bars from two different songs. Or do I just need my usual thong and knee pads?
#2932
Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:31am
Nina should I save you a jelly or are you a fan of the glazed?
#2933
Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:35am
You won't need the knee pads, pumpkin.
Oh Eddie, the responses that are going through my mind....
Oh Eddie, the responses that are going through my mind....
#2934
Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:35am
For me, it all depends on the size of hole.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#2935
Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:38am
what about some Dunkin' munchkins? No hole, but what flavor!
#2937
Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:42am
Too small. I need something bigger than a munchkin to satisfy me.
#2938
Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:43am
Amen, sistah. That's why kruellers do it for me. Or, if I'm craving a little sweetness, a nice big long eclair.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#2939
Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:45am
Isn't that what your icon is Zol-Lo? A nice big long eclair?
#2940
Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:02am
No, it's just me taking in a few rays on Fire Island after brunch.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#2942
Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:11am
I bought a case but it only covered my back fat. I ran out before I got to my man-boobs, so I only lie on my capacious stomach.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#2944
Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:27am
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.....
#2945
Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:28am
I brunched at Star Jones' place. Girlfriend lays out a shhhpread.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#2948
Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:31am
Honey, this stuff is falling so fast, nothing helps. The last guy who got on his knees in front of me had to wear a hard hat.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#2950
Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:43am
Eddie, please don't tell me you're sagging, too! What will the boys in the Unicorn say?
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
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