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#3101

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

Isn't it amazing how hung-ry you get when you talk about sausage?
#3102

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

I could just gulp them down.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#3103

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

Do you guys like the sausage that's stuffed with cheese?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#3104

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

absolutely not
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#3105

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

Cheesy sausage? No how no way! What are ya talking about, Carrot Top?
#3106

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

I like Spanish or German sausage, big, juicy and meaty with the casing all intact. I could finish off a big bunch of them with a flourish, wipe my mouth with the back of my hand and start all over again.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#3107

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

Zola - when my silly german great grandparents left the mother country they thought that they should remove the casings from their sausages. The family has suffered ever since.
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#3108

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

Mine, too, BT. Very unfortunate.

I like me my Jewish sausage, too, though.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#3109

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

Yeah, though i still have the urge to go back to the old country and regain what i feel was rightfully mine...
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#3110

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

There's plenty to choose from there. I tasted some of the loveliest treats when I played Cologne, Hamburg, Berlin, Dortmund, Freising, Heidelberg, Munich... ahh, Munich -- the Bavarian sausage is among the finest specimens you can find! I highly recommend you call Miss Lufthansa right away.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#3111

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

Indeed I shall. I need to go and claim my birthright. I'll head for the nearest sausage factory.
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#3112

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

That's what they called my ass in high school
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#3113

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

birthright?
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#3114

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

I love my German sausage. I've been eating it for 9 years now...I have a big celebration every March.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#3115

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

the same one?
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#3116

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

That's so sweet, boobs. Can I nibble off your plate?
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#3117

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

Yes, I'm a proud german boy - those sausages are my sausages ...
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#3118

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

I've had a lot of Jewish sausage but I always feel so guilty after eating it. Argentinian and Brazilian sausage is quite good expecially during Carnival. I once had Chinese sausage, but it didn't satisfy. I had some French sausage while vacationing in Sitges, but it was only palitable with a bottle of wine.
#3119

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

Leave the silverware aside though -- you should not scrape the casing. These are best eaten directly from hand to mouth.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#3120

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

Sausage eating is a sensual experience - you need to use all your senses to fully enjoy it. Silverware just gets in the way.
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#3121

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

Zola...I've never shared before, but I never say NO to a friend.

Matt_G..yes the same one.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#3123

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

Matt, it sound like a party at Boobs'. I never turn down that kind of dinner invitation either. Nothing says lovin' like something in the oven.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#3124

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

I've got the dough rising, Zola - making some of my special hot buns.
I sing for myself. I sing when I want, whenever I want to, just for me. I sing for my own pleasure. Do you understand that?
#3125

Cookin' with Gaaaassssssss

According to Ms. Midler, being married to a German is great - every night she dresses up like Poland and he invades her.
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