WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 15

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/16/04 at 11:52am

Anna Nicole Smith will hook me up!!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/16/04 at 11:54am

AWWWWW..Phants you made me grow to 15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/16/04 at 11:55am

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/16/04 at 11:58am

I'm dancing as fast as I can!

Thanks to the whole gang, I dedicate this thread to all the people who work, love and dream about Broadway..and me.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 3/16/04 at 4:36pm

Eddie is now in first place!

Snaps for Eddie!! =)

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/16/04 at 4:40pm

Two snaps and a twist!!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 3/16/04 at 4:41pm

oh--he's twisted alright!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/16/04 at 4:52pm

Eddie = Mr. Pretzel

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/16/04 at 5:23pm

Bring the mustard!!, Mr. Pretzel is havin' a celebration!

And everything will be twisted, there ain't gonna be nuttin straight at this party!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 3/16/04 at 9:33pm

Only a true Philadelphian would take mustard on his pretzel. And by the way, Eddie, I hope only your pretzel is soft!

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 3/16/04 at 10:45pm

Thank you for remembering us little people out there in the dark, Eddie.

And never forget it: We brought you into this world, and we can take you out!

For drinks I mean! =P

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/17/04 at 9:16am

With one post
I can break your heart
With one post
I play every part
I can make your laptop sing
With one post you'll know
all you need to know

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 3/17/04 at 11:19am

"Red, bright flaming red! Let's make it gay!"

Now, why was this line not included in the musical????

I know it is ever so fitting in this thread.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/17/04 at 11:34am

Flaming red? NOT in this thread! Blooming Butch more like it!

HAHA!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/17/04 at 11:50am

You go girl!! HAHA

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 3/17/04 at 1:59pm

I am beginning to wonder about you Mr. Eddie Varley. I'll tells you agin, I am a straight, white American and proud of it. You can't just come waltzin' in here with your smooth, hairless chest, mercilessly tight abs and thighs, that round, firm Hottentot buttocks and intoxicatingly swarthy good looks and expect me throw a party for ya. Real men wear ill-fitting clothes that their mothers purchased for them. Real men have unkempt facial hair which, if carefully managed, can contain enough food particles to sustain them for a week in a tiger cage (provided ya'll ain't so queer that you're afraid to suppliment with generous gulps of your own urine.) Rarely, if ever, would a real man apply a comb to the mop of man-hair that sits on his head. You don't do none of that. Ya'll prettified like a girl. The more I stare at that ever-lovin' picture of you, the less I can tell if you are a lady or a man (or even one of them lady/men.) It makes me feel all mixed up and funny inside. Updated On: 3/18/04 at 01:59 PM

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/17/04 at 5:57pm

Momma I'm scared again.....

[etoile]

Posted: 3/18/04 at 12:56am

Oh, Eddie, don't worry.

"Nothing's gonna harm you. Not while I'm around".

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/18/04 at 10:30am

Remain calm. Oxygen masks will fall from the ceiling...

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/18/04 at 12:20pm

Thanks to Right Said Rick I think my flight is delayed!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 3/18/04 at 12:48pm

Are you a member of the Mile High Club?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 3/18/04 at 12:53pm

I wish Eddie would fly my friendly skies!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/18/04 at 1:01pm

UP, UP, AND AWAAAAAAAY in my beautiful balloon!

Yes Phanty2, I am a MEMBER!

And Sonof, as my ol' buddy Frank used t osay, "Come fly with me.."

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 3/18/04 at 1:15pm

So, your member is a member?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 3/18/04 at 1:26pm

a member in good standing.