WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 207

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 8:04am

Beacon, maybe we should send Eddie a Neti Pot.
*sips coffee*

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 8:07am

From K's description on how to use it to clean out sinuses, I think RSR may decide to give a neti pot to Eddie for problems at both ends...

Poor Eddie. He was such a fine man.

Updated On: 11/10/04 at 08:07 AM

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 8:08am

I'm preparing a Sitz bath and some chicken broth for my boy!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 8:12am

Morning SOMMS...I think RSR is doing just fine. Sit back and relax.
*passes SOMMS creme filled doughnut.*

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 8:29am

Oh silly boobs, I was just looking for an excuse to get into RSR's lair. Any man inflicting two-ended punishment is my kinda guy.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 8:43am

So SOMMS..you trying to make RSR an EX ???

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 9:08am

Hey, hey, hey!

I'm sure RSR has plenty of accomodations for everyone. Plus, being the clever psychopath that he is, he'll have a personalized program for each person. At least that's what the brochure says...

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 9:17am

Beacon..can I get a copy of that brochure please.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 9:21am

I have just the one...it was tucked into my front door...

Is that a chill in the air????

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 12:41pm

Hey All!

Thanks for the sweet PM's. I'm feeling better, my pictorial "downfall" will have to take a short break as I recover from this darn stomach flu as I wouldn't be able to handle any more of Right Said Rick's photos in my current state!

I am enjoying catching up on my DVD collection, hey, is popcorn bad to eat when you are glued to the toilet?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, and Phantom2, where is that "nurse" you were sending over?

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 1:12pm

*puts on mask and rubber gloves*
*hugs Eddie*

Hope you are all better soon. We're waiting to hear YOUR version of the tale that RSR has been spinning about you with those pictures... :o)

I hope your DVD collection includes "Angels in America" and "The Alamo" 2004. Nothing like Mr. Patrick Wilson to perk you up!

Feel better soon--and stay away from the popcorn. Ruffage is the LAST thing you need.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/11/04 at 9:13am

*grabs Eddie by his breeches and hauls him up to the top of the board*

I am getting very sick and tired of you sinking down on to page 3 or 4 young man...

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/11/04 at 9:19am

*puts on rubber gloves to examine Eddie*

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/11/04 at 9:55am

Eddie are you better today...

And, did everyone see that RSR declared that I was "highly abductable" in his book.

*blushes* Why can't all guys be that romantic!?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 11/11/04 at 12:10pm

beacon, in your honor I watched the Angels in America DVD last night, and lo and behold I'm feeling better, it must of been the wonderful acting and direction...or the beach scene with PW, in any event I'm on the mend!

Right Said Rick has promised to locate some flattering shots of us, but it ain't easy when you are dealing with us as teens!

So, in the meantime feel free to post some embrassing shots of those you love, let this be the UNHOT men (and women) thread!
And again thanks for all the well wishes, those PM's were very helpful! OK, now on to my Arrested Development Season One DVD!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 11/11/04 at 5:39pm

Feel better, EV! And pull out those WMD with RSR already!

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/11/04 at 9:33pm

Eddie...

Bboobs and Kissmycookie are holding Patrick Wilson hostage.

Can't you PUH-LEEEZE do something about that.

*turns back to Bboobs and Cookie...yells into the bullhorn*

"Release the broadway performer immediately*

Gosh, Eddie...Patrick's gotta start promoting the POTO film...how is it gonna look if Raoul comes up missing...?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/11/04 at 9:36pm

Cookie...Beacon is getting very hostile....she's even mixing up her *'s and "'s.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/11/04 at 9:39pm

mixing up my what????

*pulls out old ninja outfit*

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 7:40am

"Release the broadway performer immediately*

Beacon..this is what I was talking about !!!

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 8:22am

Typos...

You're holding Patrick because of some typos!

*prepares to dial Costco about bulk purchases...*

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 8:24am

Beacon..I'm NOT holding him...he just won't leave...I guess he has it too good here.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 8:27am

You've broken Patrick??????

Millions of women will hunt you and Cookie down wielding torches and pitchforks...

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 8:44am

I don't fret Beacon...many men with muscles will protect us.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/12/04 at 8:53am

Eddie...

Have you regained your strength? You're going to need it when I send you and RSR on a mission to retrieve the broadway performer Bboobs and Cookie have detained.

Extreme force is not necessary. Apparently baked goods will distract these particular hoods.