WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 206

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/8/04 at 3:26pm

Eddie...I'll protect you if you want.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/8/04 at 8:37pm

Hey...

why so quiet around here... Eddie has just outed RSR as a choir boy during his younger years...

Is everyone stunned speechless...or waiting for word that Eddie has gone missing... :o)

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 11/8/04 at 9:13pm

Elizabeth Smart has got nothin on you, Beacon. Yer plenty abductable in my book. Just one more before I retire to my squalid lean-to for the evening. Here's an 80's flashback for ya'll. Love those vintage shirts circa 1988. Enjoy.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/8/04 at 9:25pm

RSR...

But, will Marc Shaiman share his Entemann's? I understand meals are served somewhat erractically at your establishment... :o)

Updated On: 11/9/04 at 09:25 PM

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 11/8/04 at 10:03pm

If by erractically you meant not at all then yes, meals are served erractically. However, beatings are always on time.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/8/04 at 10:16pm

Well, it certainly is good to know that promptness and dependabilty are still valued these days...as well as flexibility.

Now...about the thread count of the linens... :o)

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 8:10am

Dang, I missed the first showing! *gets comfy in chair for second show with a big box of Goobers*

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 8:12am

OMG!

I look like Anne Bancroft and RSR looks like Rex Chandler in that picture!

Ahhhh, the horror of the 80's!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 8:18am

My, my Mr. Varely, what a big mouth you have!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 8:22am

SOMMS you would notice the mouth first. *passes Twizzlers to Beacon.*

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 9:11am

*takes a few Twizzlers then returns to packing for her field trip to RSR's country home*

I'm assuming taffeta would not be the fabric of choice for a stay at RSR's spa...What do you say Eddie?

Updated On: 11/9/04 at 09:11 AM

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 9:13am

I hear RSR prefers Polyester. *pours more salt and butter on popcorn*

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 9:15am

Why of course. It's more stain resistant!

I'm still waiting for word on the threadcount of the linens at his establishment...

Eddie...when are you posting your pictoral salvo?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 9:17am

I hear it's a 300 thread count on all linens at the RSR estate.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 12:57pm

Lovely...all in a dark scarlet I bet...

RSR...since you sound like you're in the mood to add to Marc and Eddie's "roommates" at your estate...

How's about adding Patrick Wilson...He's gonna be at Bloomies on 59th on Nov 18th for the opening of the Phantom of the Opera holiday display windows. Perhaps Eddie can go and invite (lure) him into your van... (Double park about 4pm...)

If you think he'd be too much to handle on top of all your other "hapless" guests, I'd be glad to pitch in and handle his care and feeding... Bboobs tells me that egg cartons make great soundproofing... :o)

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 1:49pm

Beacon...this Patrick Wilson feller is the one that gets ya feelin' all funny and warm inside? Well, I don't take kindly to any competition so I just might make a trip to Bloomies. I'll feed that boy to my wood chipper feet first so he can see what's goin' on. That thick skull of his will sure make a great soup bowl. Sound like a plan? Updated On: 11/9/04 at 01:49 PM

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 1:53pm

RSR..I think Beacon wants Patty delivered to a whole, but then I could be wrong. *sweeps wood shed*

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 2:02pm

Aw...but he sings so pretty...

besides...no one can hold a candle (or any bright light) next to you!

I'm sure Mr. Shaiman might pen a song or two he could warble for your entertainment. (Perhaps a coded message crying for help?) In fact he and Eddie could...duet...

*looks through brochure for RSR Weekend Spa Experience found tucked in her front door.*

You've not mentioned whether your guests gather around the fireplace (blast furnace) each evening to enjoy games. I do so enjoy a rousing parlor game and I assume that it can be quite interesting with the manacles you recommend we wear for strength training...

Charades, perhaps? Pictionary? Mad Libs?

Updated On: 11/9/04 at 02:02 PM

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 6:29pm

Eddie?

Eddie?

*folds arms*

RightSaidRick...where did you put Eddie?

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 8:33pm

I am happy to report that Eddie is violently ill due to his bout with the flu.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 8:36pm

RSR...give him the chicken soup I dropped off earlier.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/9/04 at 10:54pm

Was that the flu...

or the "flu" ????

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 7:56am

He is still ill. He's gettin it at both ends but that's nothin' new to him.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 7:58am

Poor guy. I'm sure you're nursing Eddie back to health RSR.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/10/04 at 7:59am

Poor Eddie...

I hope you've given him the nicer accomodations...