WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 246

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 1/17/05 at 2:53am

Oh, Rask! A Pulp Fiction reference! I could be very smitten with you for that, Mister!

Time for your meds, phanty. And bedtime. Here--I'll tuck you in.

Posted: 1/17/05 at 2:57am

jrb - you are just SO helpful

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 1/17/05 at 2:59am

anything ah can do ta 'elp, sir.

[Carl Magnum]

Posted: 1/17/05 at 3:01am

evening all.
I just got done watchin "Die,Mommy! Die!" and loved every second of it. Anyone else here seen it?

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 1/17/05 at 3:02am

no--I need to though! I need to see all of his films.

[Carl Magnum]

Posted: 1/17/05 at 3:04am

It was pure camp trash. All I could think of was Joan Crawford and Valley of The Dolls got into a car accident. Highly recomend it and I'm straight. So if a straight boy can appreciate it, it must be good.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/18/05 at 12:27am

what the hell is Eddie doing on page 2?

[Phantom2]

Posted: 1/18/05 at 1:21am

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 1/18/05 at 8:22am

Full report of MJAF expected, Mr. Varley.

[beacon1]

Posted: 1/18/05 at 8:34am

Did the Moms let Eddie get away after this past weekend? Or...is he enjoying Tampa warmth and too chicken to return to NYC?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 1/18/05 at 8:55am

Heya Hiya Hoya all, everybody warm?

This past weekend was the start of the 2005 season of the Miss Junior America Show, Tampa was the location for the Florida finals, and happily it was warmer than here!

The girls were a lively bunch, full of barely contained excitement and in a few cases unfocused rage, all of them were thankfully well spoken, a trait that has been missing in the last few events.

The show went well, no real stumbles, one young lady lost her shoe during the gown segment, but handled it with grace, a few of the other girls giggled at her from backstage, but were supportive....I was hoping for outright mocking. Oh well, maybe next month in Detroit!

The judges were all talent agents flown in for the evening, I swear one was sleeping during casual wear....in closong I'll leave you with my favorite speech of the night;

"I am proud to be part of the fabric of this city, uh, I mean, country where people like our President can be guided by our Lord and shown the way to help the small people who are not right, that is my wish, small peolle being helped, Thank You for making me be here Mom and Dad and Granny, and thank YOU, Miss Junior America!"
Ashley Finn
Miss Junior Coral Gables 2005

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/18/05 at 8:58am

Eddie....I hope she won just for that speech.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 1/18/05 at 8:58am

"guided by our Lord and shown the way to help the small people who are not right, that is my wish, small people being helped"
Ahhhhh, Eddie, don't you love when they work the master of ceromonies into their answer? It brings a tear to my eye.

[beacon1]

Posted: 1/18/05 at 9:47am

LOL SOMMS

L O L

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/18/05 at 6:29pm

Just had to rub it in that you're in warmer climes, didn't you Varley?

[beacon1]

Posted: 1/18/05 at 10:13pm

Eddie...Can Standing Ovations III feature a segment like that?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 7:39am

Lawd knows, EV, between us we can come up with some good pageant schtick.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 7:42am

SOMMS did you ever give that winner her crown back yet?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 7:49am

Da be-atch gonna hafta pull it off my dead head.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 7:51am

Maybe that's why you have so many EX's...they couldn't take all the cuts they got on their bellies from you.

[beacon1]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 8:30am

Play nice boys or I'm taking away all the accessories...

Where's Eddie...still recuperating?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 8:34am

beacon....I'd love to see you rip that crown off of SOMMS head. *grabs popcorn*

[beacon1]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 8:37am

I'm sure SOMMS will respond to a reasonable request...
and an elecric cattle prod.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 8:40am

ooooohhhhh Beacon ... you vixen you!

[beacon1]

Posted: 1/19/05 at 8:55am

*pulls out the extension cord for the cattle prod...*

Hey...anyone know whether Hugh Panaro bats for your team or mine? I've heard a few different stories...and since I think YOUR team is full enough I'd like a decent sized roster on mine ("decent sized" pun intended, LOL)