He'll like it too, when he gets it from Boobs....
He makes me eat sand and then he puts sand in my pants.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
Luckily it's just a little sand and it's over real quick
a whole new meaning to the term, "quicksand"
Glad to see my friends are still here in the gutter.
LOL, Cookie! Since Boobs doesn't read back-posts anymore, why don't we all start calling him quicksand tomorrow and see what happens.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
Now,now SOMMS...I will have to just read backwards this time.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
"Mister Sandman, bring me a dream.
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen.
Give him two lips like roses in clover.
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over."
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
make him take several mouthfuls of that sand, Boobs!
Hiya Matthew....are you gonna get sand in my crack???
*bends over ... waits for punishment*
C'mon SOMMS..open wide
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
How could I get sand in YOUR crack??
*eighteen wheeler drives through Lincoln Tunnel*
Sorry Matthew..now I see how SOMMS is gonna play...I guess I'll be putting sand in your crack then Matthew and then into SOMMS' mouth. BTW SOMMS..it's my BIG thingy.
I apologize Boobs, you are right, it's not a little thingy. I didn't have my bifocals on.
You know SOMMS it's not nice to talk behind peoples back...especially when you get caught..thank goodness that Beacon rung me up to let me know that my Matthew was here and what was going on.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/2/04
Oooooooo!! Somms is gonna kick some Beacon A$$!!
not if beacon learned those death grip maneveurs from RSR
Don't worry our little Mormon girl knows how to take care of herself...SOMMS on the other hand better run and hide.
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