WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 259

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 1/31/05 at 11:16am

if you men as as good with substance as you are with words: wooooo child!

There are 3 trucks of firemen outside my building--I think a manhole is about to blow.

[Matthew Rask]

Posted: 1/31/05 at 11:17am

This is true, I guess it could be much worse. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen a camera in Eddie's hands in my life. With some of the situations we've been in together, this is a VERY good thing. Uh-oh! I think he got a new camera phone though!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/31/05 at 11:28am

did you check up his sleeves? modern technology nowadays....

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 1/31/05 at 11:40am

Did I NOT mention the firemen and manhole????

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/31/05 at 11:46am

did you get out your hose, Jerby?

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 1/31/05 at 12:02pm

I wanted to get out a few hoses!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/31/05 at 12:04pm

Jerby needs a cold shower.... preferably, from some of those hoses....

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 1/31/05 at 12:06pm

I am SUCH a HOse!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 1/31/05 at 12:36pm

Matt should not be worried about any pictures I might have of his late night antics....

He should be worried about the VIDEOS!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/31/05 at 12:42pm

Where does bidding begin?

[beacon1]

Posted: 1/31/05 at 1:37pm

Speaking of incriminating photos and videos...

Where is RSR...I PM'd him a while back and I was sure he would finish decoding the message by now...

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 2/1/05 at 7:27am

Sorry Eddie, you didn't get to page six, only page 2. I just can't stand to see you in the gutter.

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/1/05 at 7:55am

SOMMS...what have you and Eddie done with RSR?

Ya know a day without RSR is just a day without sunshine, daffodils...leaking trash bags...

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/1/05 at 9:19am

These lyrics of the classic Supertramp song describe how I feel this morning...enjoy!

TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME
So you think you’re a romeo
Playing a part in a picture-show
Take the long way home
Take the long way home

Cos you’re the joke of the neighborhood
Why should you care if you’re feeling good
Take the long way home
Take the long way home

But there are times that you feel you’re part of the scenery
All the greenery is comin’ down, boy
And then your wife seems to think you’re part of the
Furniture oh, it’s peculiar, she used to be so nice.

When lonely days turn to lonely nights
You take a trip to the city lights
And take the long way home
Take the long way home

You never see what you want to see
Forever playing to the gallery
You take the long way home
Take the long way home

And when you’re up on the stage, it’s so unbelievable,
Unforgettable, how they adore you,
But then your wife seems to think you’re losing your sanity,
Oh, calamity, is there no way out?

Does it feel that you life’s become a catastrophe?
Oh, it has to be for you to grow, boy.
When you look through the years and see what you could
Have been oh, what might have been,
If you’d had more time.

So, when the day comes to settle down,
Who’s to blame if you’re not around?
You took the long way home
You took the long way home...........

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/1/05 at 10:45am

Another ride with pork chop Rosie, Eddie?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 2/2/05 at 7:51am

It was a slow day in Eddieland. Bumps!

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 2/2/05 at 8:05am

I cannot believe this thread is still alive. Eddie, you are stratospheric.

Unicorn? Friday?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/2/05 at 8:30am

*see's Zola's screen name in thread-spits out coffee-jumps for joy!*

Well look what the cat, I mean Chi Chi LaRue dragged in, WELCOME BACK ya bastahd ya....as you can see, the gang is, well, uh, this song should cover it....

WELCOME BACK
by John Sebastian

Welcome back,
Your dreams were your ticket out.

Welcome back,
To that same old place that you laughed about.

Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.

Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)

Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've hot him on the spot, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/2/05 at 9:25am

And suddenly I hear Ron Horshak's laughter in my head.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/2/05 at 11:36am

That certainly perked Eddie (and the rest of the board) up...

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 2/3/05 at 7:05am

Up, Eddie!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/3/05 at 7:10am

I usually just look at him SOMMSY and that happens !!!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 2/3/05 at 8:37am

I'm still all perked up!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/3/05 at 9:04am

Boobs is perky too !!

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/3/05 at 10:10am

Good Morning boys...

Mr. Varley...what have you done with RSR?