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#6451

whew!

if you men as as good with substance as you are with words: wooooo child!

There are 3 trucks of firemen outside my building--I think a manhole is about to blow.
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#6452

whew!

This is true, I guess it could be much worse. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen a camera in Eddie's hands in my life. With some of the situations we've been in together, this is a VERY good thing. Uh-oh! I think he got a new camera phone though!
#6453

whew!

did you check up his sleeves? modern technology nowadays....
#6455

whew!

did you get out your hose, Jerby?
#6457

whew!

Jerby needs a cold shower.... preferably, from some of those hoses....
#6459

whew!

Matt should not be worried about any pictures I might have of his late night antics....

He should be worried about the VIDEOS!
#6460

whew!

Where does bidding begin?
#6462

whew!

Sorry Eddie, you didn't get to page six, only page 2. I just can't stand to see you in the gutter.
#6464

Supertramp!

These lyrics of the classic Supertramp song describe how I feel this morning...enjoy!

TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME
So you think you’re a romeo
Playing a part in a picture-show
Take the long way home
Take the long way home

Cos you’re the joke of the neighborhood
Why should you care if you’re feeling good
Take the long way home
Take the long way home

But there are times that you feel you’re part of the scenery
All the greenery is comin’ down, boy
And then your wife seems to think you’re part of the
Furniture oh, it’s peculiar, she used to be so nice.

When lonely days turn to lonely nights
You take a trip to the city lights
And take the long way home
Take the long way home

You never see what you want to see
Forever playing to the gallery
You take the long way home
Take the long way home

And when you’re up on the stage, it’s so unbelievable,
Unforgettable, how they adore you,
But then your wife seems to think you’re losing your sanity,
Oh, calamity, is there no way out?

Does it feel that you life’s become a catastrophe?
Oh, it has to be for you to grow, boy.
When you look through the years and see what you could
Have been oh, what might have been,
If you’d had more time.

So, when the day comes to settle down,
Who’s to blame if you’re not around?
You took the long way home
You took the long way home...........
#6465

Supertramp!

Another ride with pork chop Rosie, Eddie?
#6466

Supertramp!

It was a slow day in Eddieland. Bumps!
#6467

no way -- no freakin' way

I cannot believe this thread is still alive. Eddie, you are stratospheric.

Unicorn? Friday?
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#6468

no way -- no freakin' way

*see's Zola's screen name in thread-spits out coffee-jumps for joy!*

Well look what the cat, I mean Chi Chi LaRue dragged in, WELCOME BACK ya bastahd ya....as you can see, the gang is, well, uh, this song should cover it....

WELCOME BACK
by John Sebastian

Welcome back,
Your dreams were your ticket out.

Welcome back,
To that same old place that you laughed about.

Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.

Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)

Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've hot him on the spot, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.
#6470

no way -- no freakin' way

That certainly perked Eddie (and the rest of the board) up...
#6472

no way -- no freakin' way

I usually just look at him SOMMSY and that happens !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6474

I'm posting as fast as I can!

Boobs is perky too !!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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