WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 271

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/20/05 at 3:40pm

Paging Mr. Varley from Page 3... Mr. Varley?

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/20/05 at 3:41pm

EEEGAD! Eddie was near the bottom of page 3...

BTW: Did you see his pic at the Afterparty for the Embrace! concert?

I am so sad because there are pics of Patrick...and a pic of BWW hottie Eddie Varley but NOT one of them together.

Why NOT???????

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/20/05 at 3:43pm

because two hotties on the same page would make your computer screen combust, beacon...

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/20/05 at 4:31pm

*smacks forehead*

Of course!

You are so right!

But...how about the two of them dueting for an Standing Ovations night?

Updated On: 2/22/05 at 04:31 PM

[Biggins]

Posted: 2/21/05 at 7:37pm

Did someone ask for a hottie? Well, here I be!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 11:57am

The stage would be on fire, beacon...

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:19pm

Hey, Eddie...

How was Detroit?

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 7:00pm

I saw the new Standing Ovations thread Rob posted on the main board. The event is April 17th. I queried Rob and Jamie about the odds of getting Eddie and Patrick to do a duet. I offered yen, pesos, and francs... Craig said they'd take it "under advisement"

Is that BWW-speak for: "Great idea"
or "Tranquilize beacon, she's getting out of control"?

[Matthew Rask]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 7:03pm

If ANYONE can make it happen it's YOU Beacon!!

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 8:27pm

Mr. Rask,

Jamie and Rob will accept cash only in my negotiations for Eddie and Patrick to sing a duet.

I may need to start another auction to raise funds.

Hmm. You did seem awfully popular up on that block...! Bboobs what kind of mortgage were you talking???

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 8:31pm

Beacon...sweetie..you let me know what you need and hand over Mr Rask and the $$$ is yours.

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 8:40pm

Aww Bboobs...I can always count on you.

I don't see Mr. Rask as putting up too much of a fight. I guess that a suitcase full of cash laid at Rob and Jamie's feet to hear Eddie and Patrick warble a tune together would be a cause Mr. Rask can get behind... (insert joke here).

Now, to select the duet...LOL!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 8:45pm

Beacon....maybe they can do the "Elephant Love Medley" from Moulin Rouge...or "All I Ask of You" from POTO.

Posted: 2/22/05 at 8:46pm

Is there a duet version of 'You Can't Get a Man With a Gun?'

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 8:55pm

I'll bet Eddie could get Marc Shaiman to arrange it!!! (Hark! Is that the sound of Patrick weeping?)

Irving Berlin - You Can't Get A Man With A Gun Lyrics

Oh, my mother was frightened by a shotgun they say
That's why I'm such a wonderful shot
I'd be out in the cactus and I'd practice all day
And now tell me what have I got

I'm quick on the trigger
With targets not much bigger
Than a pinpoint - I'm number one
But my score with a feller
Is lower than a cellar
Oh, you can't get a man with a gun

When I'm with a pistol
I sparkle like a crystal
Yes, I shine like the morning sun
But I lose all my luster
When with a bronco buster
Oh, you can't get a man with a gun

With a gu-un
With a gu-un
No, you can't get a man with a gun

If I went to battle
With someone's herd of cattle
You'd have steak when the job was done
But if I shot the herder
They'd holler bloody murder
And you can't shoot a male
In the tail
Like a quail
Oh, you can't get a man with a gun

[2]
If I shot a rabbit
Some furrier would grab it
For a coat that would warm someone
But you can't shoot a lover
And use him for a cover
Oh, you can't get a man with a gun

The gals with umbrellers
Are always out with fellers
In the rain or the blazing sun
But a man never trifles
With gals who carry rifles
Oh, you can't get a man with a gun

With a gu-un
With a gu-un
No, you can't get a man with a gun

A Tom, Dick or Harry
Will build a house for Carrie
When the preacher has made them one
But he can't build you houses
With buckshot in his trousers
For a man may be hot
But he's not
When he's shot
Oh, you can't get a man with a gun

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 10:58pm

how many times is Mr. Rask gonna be auctioned off?

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 11:16pm

Cookie,

We are gonna keep auctioning him off until some takes him, darn it. SOMMS talks big...you have your IOUs and Bboobs threatens to leave Grandma homeless. Mr. Rask is adorable, marketable, and, has an large fan club. (insert joke here.)

But I need cold hard (insert joke here) cash to persuade the SO3 powers that be to put Eddie and Patrick into a duet. I figure of the two, Eddie might be more reluctant...after all he has that Junior Miss Pageant host image to maintain.

Where IS he tonight, anyhow.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 11:20pm

Well, Teddy Rooservelt always said to speak softly and to carry a big stick... Mr. Rask's big fan club will suffice...

[Matthew Rask]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 11:20pm

WAIT A MINUTE!!

I'm on the auction block again?!!

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 11:24pm

Mee-owwww...

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 11:25pm

Apparently, for beacon, once is never enough... :)

[Matthew Rask]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 11:28pm

Meow??

And you think you'd at least run it by me...or give me a heads up!

Those little mormon girls can be SHADY!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 11:31pm

notice that beacon used the royal "we" in her post...

[Matthew Rask]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 11:37pm

Why does Beacon always make my palms sweat??

:: Looking over my shoulder nervously ::

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/22/05 at 11:40pm

Mormons have that effect on you?