WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY — Page 271
#6752
Posted: 2/22/05 at 5:19pm
Hey, Eddie...
How was Detroit?
How was Detroit?
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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#6753
Posted: 2/22/05 at 7:00pm
I saw the new Standing Ovations thread Rob posted on the main board. The event is April 17th. I queried Rob and Jamie about the odds of getting Eddie and Patrick to do a duet. I offered yen, pesos, and francs... Craig said they'd take it "under advisement"
Is that BWW-speak for: "Great idea"
or "Tranquilize beacon, she's getting out of control"?
Is that BWW-speak for: "Great idea"
or "Tranquilize beacon, she's getting out of control"?
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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#6755
Posted: 2/22/05 at 8:27pm
Mr. Rask,
Jamie and Rob will accept cash only in my negotiations for Eddie and Patrick to sing a duet.
I may need to start another auction to raise funds.
Hmm. You did seem awfully popular up on that block...! Bboobs what kind of mortgage were you talking???
Jamie and Rob will accept cash only in my negotiations for Eddie and Patrick to sing a duet.
I may need to start another auction to raise funds.
Hmm. You did seem awfully popular up on that block...! Bboobs what kind of mortgage were you talking???
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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#6756
Posted: 2/22/05 at 8:31pm
Beacon...sweetie..you let me know what you need and hand over Mr Rask and the $$$ is yours. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6757
Posted: 2/22/05 at 8:40pm
Aww Bboobs...I can always count on you.
I don't see Mr. Rask as putting up too much of a fight. I guess that a suitcase full of cash laid at Rob and Jamie's feet to hear Eddie and Patrick warble a tune together would be a cause Mr. Rask can get behind... (insert joke here).
Now, to select the duet...LOL!
I don't see Mr. Rask as putting up too much of a fight. I guess that a suitcase full of cash laid at Rob and Jamie's feet to hear Eddie and Patrick warble a tune together would be a cause Mr. Rask can get behind... (insert joke here).
Now, to select the duet...LOL!
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#6758
Posted: 2/22/05 at 8:45pm
Beacon....maybe they can do the "Elephant Love Medley" from Moulin Rouge...or "All I Ask of You" from POTO.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6759
Posted: 2/22/05 at 8:46pm
Is there a duet version of 'You Can't Get a Man With a Gun?'
#6760
Posted: 2/22/05 at 8:55pm
I'll bet Eddie could get Marc Shaiman to arrange it!!! (Hark! Is that the sound of Patrick weeping?)
Irving Berlin - You Can't Get A Man With A Gun Lyrics
Oh, my mother was frightened by a shotgun they say
That's why I'm such a wonderful shot
I'd be out in the cactus and I'd practice all day
And now tell me what have I got
I'm quick on the trigger
With targets not much bigger
Than a pinpoint - I'm number one
But my score with a feller
Is lower than a cellar
Oh, you can't get a man with a gun
When I'm with a pistol
I sparkle like a crystal
Yes, I shine like the morning sun
But I lose all my luster
When with a bronco buster
Oh, you can't get a man with a gun
With a gu-un
With a gu-un
No, you can't get a man with a gun
If I went to battle
With someone's herd of cattle
You'd have steak when the job was done
But if I shot the herder
They'd holler bloody murder
And you can't shoot a male
In the tail
Like a quail
Oh, you can't get a man with a gun
[2]
If I shot a rabbit
Some furrier would grab it
For a coat that would warm someone
But you can't shoot a lover
And use him for a cover
Oh, you can't get a man with a gun
The gals with umbrellers
Are always out with fellers
In the rain or the blazing sun
But a man never trifles
With gals who carry rifles
Oh, you can't get a man with a gun
With a gu-un
With a gu-un
No, you can't get a man with a gun
A Tom, Dick or Harry
Will build a house for Carrie
When the preacher has made them one
But he can't build you houses
With buckshot in his trousers
For a man may be hot
But he's not
When he's shot
Oh, you can't get a man with a gun
Irving Berlin - You Can't Get A Man With A Gun Lyrics
Oh, my mother was frightened by a shotgun they say
That's why I'm such a wonderful shot
I'd be out in the cactus and I'd practice all day
And now tell me what have I got
I'm quick on the trigger
With targets not much bigger
Than a pinpoint - I'm number one
But my score with a feller
Is lower than a cellar
Oh, you can't get a man with a gun
When I'm with a pistol
I sparkle like a crystal
Yes, I shine like the morning sun
But I lose all my luster
When with a bronco buster
Oh, you can't get a man with a gun
With a gu-un
With a gu-un
No, you can't get a man with a gun
If I went to battle
With someone's herd of cattle
You'd have steak when the job was done
But if I shot the herder
They'd holler bloody murder
And you can't shoot a male
In the tail
Like a quail
Oh, you can't get a man with a gun
[2]
If I shot a rabbit
Some furrier would grab it
For a coat that would warm someone
But you can't shoot a lover
And use him for a cover
Oh, you can't get a man with a gun
The gals with umbrellers
Are always out with fellers
In the rain or the blazing sun
But a man never trifles
With gals who carry rifles
Oh, you can't get a man with a gun
With a gu-un
With a gu-un
No, you can't get a man with a gun
A Tom, Dick or Harry
Will build a house for Carrie
When the preacher has made them one
But he can't build you houses
With buckshot in his trousers
For a man may be hot
But he's not
When he's shot
Oh, you can't get a man with a gun
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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#6762
Posted: 2/22/05 at 11:16pm
Cookie,
We are gonna keep auctioning him off until some takes him, darn it. SOMMS talks big...you have your IOUs and Bboobs threatens to leave Grandma homeless. Mr. Rask is adorable, marketable, and, has an large fan club. (insert joke here.)
But I need cold hard (insert joke here) cash to persuade the SO3 powers that be to put Eddie and Patrick into a duet. I figure of the two, Eddie might be more reluctant...after all he has that Junior Miss Pageant host image to maintain.
Where IS he tonight, anyhow.
We are gonna keep auctioning him off until some takes him, darn it. SOMMS talks big...you have your IOUs and Bboobs threatens to leave Grandma homeless. Mr. Rask is adorable, marketable, and, has an large fan club. (insert joke here.)
But I need cold hard (insert joke here) cash to persuade the SO3 powers that be to put Eddie and Patrick into a duet. I figure of the two, Eddie might be more reluctant...after all he has that Junior Miss Pageant host image to maintain.
Where IS he tonight, anyhow.
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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#6763
Posted: 2/22/05 at 11:20pm
Well, Teddy Rooservelt always said to speak softly and to carry a big stick... Mr. Rask's big fan club will suffice...
#6767
Posted: 2/22/05 at 11:28pm
Meow??
And you think you'd at least run it by me...or give me a heads up!
Those little mormon girls can be SHADY!
And you think you'd at least run it by me...or give me a heads up!
Those little mormon girls can be SHADY!
#6769
Posted: 2/22/05 at 11:37pm
Why does Beacon always make my palms sweat??
:: Looking over my shoulder nervously ::
:: Looking over my shoulder nervously ::
#6771
Posted: 2/22/05 at 11:44pm
My best friend is a Mormon.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
#6772
Posted: 2/22/05 at 11:47pm
Nervous, Mr. Rask?
Why on earth would I, a sweet little Mormon gal, make you nervous? Why I'm sure Cookie, and Bboobs, and SOMMS, and Eddie will all assure you there is no reason to be nervous at all. I'm very very quiet and timid...right guys? (RIGHT????!!!!)
And, if Patrick Wilson were here I'm sure he'd say just the same thing (allbeit reading prepared remarks from a damp and tattered 3x5 card.)
Why on earth would I, a sweet little Mormon gal, make you nervous? Why I'm sure Cookie, and Bboobs, and SOMMS, and Eddie will all assure you there is no reason to be nervous at all. I'm very very quiet and timid...right guys? (RIGHT????!!!!)
And, if Patrick Wilson were here I'm sure he'd say just the same thing (allbeit reading prepared remarks from a damp and tattered 3x5 card.)
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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