WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY — Page 30
#727
Posted: 4/11/04 at 1:21pm
WOW!
The big three o!
I like turning thirty much better this time around!
Happy Holidays all! And Johnny Guitar ROCKS!
The big three o!
I like turning thirty much better this time around!
Happy Holidays all! And Johnny Guitar ROCKS!
#728
Posted: 4/12/04 at 2:02pm
Happy 30th Eddie V! And, many, many, many, many; re: many more!
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!""
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!""
#729
Posted: 4/12/04 at 2:07pm
SOMMS, this thread isn't just for me, it's for all of US!
WELCOME!
WELCOME!
#730
Posted: 4/12/04 at 2:12pm
Who are you and what have you done with my Eddie?
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!""
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!""
#731
Posted: 4/12/04 at 2:15pm
After all the stuff I put into my body this weekend I don't even know who I AM!
Kids do not try this at home.
SOMMS, please disclose exactly who your icon is..he looks a great deal like a new friend I made..Saturday night!
Kids do not try this at home.
SOMMS, please disclose exactly who your icon is..he looks a great deal like a new friend I made..Saturday night!
#732
Posted: 4/12/04 at 2:18pm
Oh, Eddie! You are one sweet-talkin' hunk of love. I thought that you had forgotten me after passing out in a peep-induced coma. Have you found all of the eggs that I hid?
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!""
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!""
#733
Posted: 4/12/04 at 2:22pm
Those eggs were hidden so deep in those woods!
#734
Posted: 4/12/04 at 2:53pm
I turn 30 in a month and a half!! Eddie and Robbie: We should plan a big Birthday bash for the 3 of us!! =) Who else is a Gemini?
#735
Posted: 4/12/04 at 3:19pm
Eddie- I don't think we should see each other anymore. If you get any older, people will think I'm Anna Nicole Smith.
"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
#736
Posted: 4/12/04 at 6:33pm
PHANTY2!
You promised if I got you the ice cream you'd be a good Phantom2!
You promised if I got you the ice cream you'd be a good Phantom2!
#737
Posted: 4/12/04 at 10:28pm
It's almost like a dream, and strange as it may seem, he came to offer me vanilla iiiiiiiiiice cream!
#738
Posted: 4/12/04 at 11:00pm
I dropped my King Cone. 
"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
Updated On: 4/12/04 at 11:00 PM
#739
Posted: 4/12/04 at 11:01pm
Like you've never licked cream off the floor--get down there, Mr!!
#740
Posted: 4/12/04 at 11:02pm
I'm calling Security!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
#741
Posted: 4/13/04 at 8:40am
So Mr. V., yer turnin' thirty. Dirty thirty, right? Heh. That means I can do whatever I wants to ya thirty times plus one more for good luck. That about covers all the tools in my Sears Craftman Tool Set that I keep in the back of my van. Plus, I gots one tool that I just can't figure out what the heck to do with. I guess we'll find out the hard way now won't we? I don't know why the Good Lord put us together but I'll be damned before any law enforcement agency starts tellin' me who I can talk to! This is God's plan, they're out of their jurisdiction. I can't wait to hear that voice of yours hootin' it up at that shindig ya'll got planned. I am lactating with anticipation.
#742
Posted: 4/13/04 at 12:31pm
Here I come to save the day...
Eddie is back on TOP where he belongs!!
Eddie is back on TOP where he belongs!!
"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
#743
Posted: 4/13/04 at 12:35pm
Eddie,
I didn't know it was just your birthday! Happy Happy Happy belated birthday wishes!!!
I didn't know it was just your birthday! Happy Happy Happy belated birthday wishes!!!
"Do Real Magic....Live Your Dreams"
#744
Posted: 4/13/04 at 12:49pm
Eddie's bday is May 23rd. His thread has reached 30. =)
#745
Posted: 4/13/04 at 1:07pm
I'll never forget Eddie's thirtieth birthday. We spent a wonderfully romantic evening at his basement flat in Staten Island. He romanced me like no man has ever dared. Champagne, chocolate, roofies, chocolate roofies, everything a plus-sized girl could ask. Those soft, well-manicured hands tenderly encircling me as he forced my head past his carefully trimmed, heavily perfumed and powdered chest and nether region. I am swooning. Not only is he an assumedly masterful lover (I remain unable to recall all of the events of that special evening) but his Cabbage Patch Doll collection is second to none. This is one beanie who will always be his baby. See you at Jazzercise class, Eddie.
Updated On: 4/13/04 at 01:07 PM
#747
Posted: 4/13/04 at 1:47pm
Yo, Eddie! I'm wearing my black leather dance belt to Jazzercize tonight. Bout chu?
#748
Posted: 4/13/04 at 4:53pm
Scared...can't talk!
#749
Posted: 4/14/04 at 7:58am
Howdy Eddie. It is so nice to make your acquaintance again. I missed you so. I long for our days of wine and roses when your drunken, fumbling hands would rub my saddle bags for hours. It hurt like heck but your heart was in the right place, even if your hands weren't. I promised the ladies back at the Big Girl's Plus Size Emporium that I would be down to a size 15XX by the time your debut comes at the BW benefit. There may be lots of people in the audience but you'll be singing just to me, sweetheart. I know one girl whose electrolysis bill is going to go through the roof next month. xoxo
Updated On: 4/14/04 at 07:58 AM
#750
Posted: 4/14/04 at 9:39am
Well ain't this the "sweetest" way to start the day!
There are many things I've done in my past that causes me both shame and guilt, many times my vile desires lead me down roads I shudder to think about...and try as I might to forget my wicked indulgences, they always seem to come back to remind me, or better yet, "HAUNT" me...
She is one such faded memory..it was the summer of 87,the radio was blaring the dulcite tones of Chris DeBurgh as Fancy Lady's back-fat blistered under my feverish rubbing.
We met "cute" as theater folk often do, at a hours long audition for the local highschool production of Let My People Come. She was refused admittance and I cooled my heels waiting for the dance call. She took it hard and I comforted this sobbing mass of freckled and dimpled flesh. She demonstrated her peculiar form of gratitude for the rest of that fateful summer.
There are many things I've done in my past that causes me both shame and guilt, many times my vile desires lead me down roads I shudder to think about...and try as I might to forget my wicked indulgences, they always seem to come back to remind me, or better yet, "HAUNT" me...
She is one such faded memory..it was the summer of 87,the radio was blaring the dulcite tones of Chris DeBurgh as Fancy Lady's back-fat blistered under my feverish rubbing.
We met "cute" as theater folk often do, at a hours long audition for the local highschool production of Let My People Come. She was refused admittance and I cooled my heels waiting for the dance call. She took it hard and I comforted this sobbing mass of freckled and dimpled flesh. She demonstrated her peculiar form of gratitude for the rest of that fateful summer.
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