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#7726

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I LOVE EDDIE VARLEY

a story by SOMMS

I love Eddie Varley's face.
I love Eddie Varley's voice.
I love Eddie Varley.

End of SOMMS story.
#7727

Varley Worship

A song for Eddie Varley:

You're my little chu-chi face
My coo-chi, coo-chi, woo-chi little chu-chi face
Every time I look at you I sigh
And you're my little teddy bear
My lovey lovey dovey little teddy bear
You're the apfel strudel of mine eye
Your chu-chi woo-chi nose
Your chu-chi woo-chi eyes
They set my heart a flutter
Your ooo-chi coo-chi ways
Your ooo-chi coo-chi gaze
Wilts me down like meltings butter
You're my little chu-chi face
And you're my teddy bear
Together we're a chu-chi woo-chi, ooo-chi coo-chi pair
Whatever you may ask becomes my happy task
I only live to serve you
I never will divine what magic made you mine
I only know I don't deserve you
You're my little chu-chi face
And you're my teddy bear
Together we're a chu-chi woo-chi, ooo-chi coo-chi
Chu-chi, Woo-chi, Ooo-chi, Coo-chi pair
Chu-chi
Woo-chi
Ooo-chi
Coo-chi pair


Love,
Addy
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#7728

Varley Worship

A dance for Eddie Varley...choreographed and performed by Boobs...danced to the music of "You are so Beautiful". Hope you enjoyed it.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#7729

Varley Worship

*aww* Thanks sweety sweets!

Speaking of, I need to feed my FAT FACE.
#7730

Varley Worship

Pork roll?
#7731

Varley Worship

Sausage?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#7732

Varley Worship

sticky buns?
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#7733

Varley Worship

submarine sandwich?
#7734

Varley Worship

Slab of beef
#7735

Varley Worship

rare, medium-rare, medium or well done?
#7736

Varley Worship

RAW!
#7737

Varley Worship

medium-rare please.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#7738

Varley Worship

steak tartare for Mr. Varley?

Varley Worship

medium rare for Boobies?

Varley Worship
#7739

Varley Worship

I like mine pink...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#7740

Varley Worship

Thanks Cookie...now I remember why I love you...you always take care of your Boobs. Varley Worship
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#7741

Varley Worship

pink for Her Pink-ness

Varley Worship
#7742

Varley Worship

That's perfect!

(and why am I craving another steak dinner?...)

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

Updated On: 4/21/05 at 12:54 PM

#7743

Varley Worship

Pink is the way to go, always!
#7744

Varley Worship

Mmmm... steak....
#7745

Varley Worship

having Shrimp Tempura for lunch...a steak tonight would be delicious !!!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#7746

Varley Worship

I'll be by Boobs. What time?
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#7747

Varley Worship

Girly...lets say 7 p.m...how's that for you?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#7748

Varley Worship

Perfect!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#7749

Varley Worship

You remember where I leave right? If I'm NOT home by then just have a seat with Grandma.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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