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#7726

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Posted: 4/21/05 at 7:48am

and a lot of stamina too I'm sure.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#7727

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 8:04am

I take my Flintstones every day.

#7728

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 8:18am

Hmmm..why are all the Wilma,Peebles and Betty's still in the bottle???

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#7729

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 8:28am

yawn morning all , ahhh 28 days till ROTS wooooo and 3 months till my hs reunion and i still gots no hottie to go with me =(

Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#7730

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 8:28am

I likes me some Bam Bam!

#7731

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 8:36am

MY FAT FACE

a story by Eddie Varley

My Fat Face is one view in the SO3 pictures.
My Fat Face is Fat.
Fat Fat Fatty.

End of Fat story.

#7732

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 8:37am

Morning harris...why don't you just take one of your cows to the reunion?

SOMMS....I thought you were more of a Barney kind of guy.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#7733

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 8:43am

I LOVE EDDIE VARLEY

a story by SOMMS

I love Eddie Varley's face.
I love Eddie Varley's voice.
I love Eddie Varley.

End of SOMMS story.

#7734

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 8:50am

A song for Eddie Varley:

You're my little chu-chi face
My coo-chi, coo-chi, woo-chi little chu-chi face
Every time I look at you I sigh
And you're my little teddy bear
My lovey lovey dovey little teddy bear
You're the apfel strudel of mine eye
Your chu-chi woo-chi nose
Your chu-chi woo-chi eyes
They set my heart a flutter
Your ooo-chi coo-chi ways
Your ooo-chi coo-chi gaze
Wilts me down like meltings butter
You're my little chu-chi face
And you're my teddy bear
Together we're a chu-chi woo-chi, ooo-chi coo-chi pair
Whatever you may ask becomes my happy task
I only live to serve you
I never will divine what magic made you mine
I only know I don't deserve you
You're my little chu-chi face
And you're my teddy bear
Together we're a chu-chi woo-chi, ooo-chi coo-chi
Chu-chi, Woo-chi, Ooo-chi, Coo-chi pair
Chu-chi
Woo-chi
Ooo-chi
Coo-chi pair

Love,
Addy

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#7735

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 9:02am

A dance for Eddie Varley...choreographed and performed by Boobs...danced to the music of "You are so Beautiful". Hope you enjoyed it.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#7736

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 9:03am

*aww* Thanks sweety sweets!

Speaking of, I need to feed my FAT FACE.

#7737

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 9:07am

Pork roll?

#7738

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 9:13am

Sausage?

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#7739

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 10:02am

sticky buns?

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#7740

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 12:02pm

submarine sandwich?

#7741

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 12:04pm

Slab of beef

#7742

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 12:23pm

rare, medium-rare, medium or well done?

#7743

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 12:42pm

RAW!

#7744

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 12:43pm

medium-rare please.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#7745

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 12:45pm

steak tartare for Mr. Varley?

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medium rare for Boobies?

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#7746

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 12:47pm

I like mine pink...

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#7747

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 12:48pm

Thanks Cookie...now I remember why I love you...you always take care of your Boobs.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#7748

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 12:53pm

pink for Her Pink-ness

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#7749

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 12:54pm

That's perfect!

(and why am I craving another steak dinner?...)

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

Updated On: 4/21/05 at 12:54 PM

#7750

Varley Worship

Posted: 4/21/05 at 1:03pm

Pink is the way to go, always!

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