WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 311

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 1:09pm

Mmmm... steak....

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 1:11pm

having Shrimp Tempura for lunch...a steak tonight would be delicious !!!!

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 1:16pm

I'll be by Boobs. What time?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 1:23pm

Girly...lets say 7 p.m...how's that for you?

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 1:24pm

Perfect!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 1:34pm

You remember where I leave right? If I'm NOT home by then just have a seat with Grandma.

[beacon1]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 5:05pm

Don't go, bdwaygirl...

It could be a trick
*spies Costco delivery truck pulling out from Bboob's street*

[harris007]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 6:11pm

omg BEEEF THERE WAS BEEF HERE * cries*

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 6:16pm

It's Mr. Varley's thread. If he wants a big ol' slab o' beef, he should have every right to have one...

[beacon1]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 6:18pm

I think Eddie looks ADORABLE in that shot.

I need to have him autograph it for me!

[harris007]

Posted: 4/21/05 at 6:23pm

cries

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 4/22/05 at 6:45am

Eddie is a hottie!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/22/05 at 7:39am

Now tell us something we don't already know SOMMSY.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 4/22/05 at 7:41am

Boobs is really Liam. Hee hee!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/22/05 at 7:54am

and SOMMS is Corine2.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 4/22/05 at 7:59am

I fell and I can't get up!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/22/05 at 8:17am

*kicks SOMMS while he's down*

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 4/22/05 at 8:20am

*reaches up and grabs boobs by his doodads until he screams like the girly girl that he is*

[ALittleNorthofKansas]

Posted: 4/22/05 at 8:25am

gets popcorn cuz I likes to watch.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/22/05 at 8:28am

I just heard Bboobs screaming like a Catholic school girl, what's going on in here?!?!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/22/05 at 8:29am

SOMMSY..you know I love when you grab my doodads...I scream because you told me it makes you moist when I do.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/22/05 at 8:37am

Here's a song for all my Welcome Thread peeps!
Think of it as our weekend plan!

I'm Your Man!
by Wham!
Call me good
Call me bad
Call me anything you want to baby
But I know that you're sad
And I know I'll make you happy
With the one thing that you never had

Baby, I'm your man (don't you know that?)
Baby, I'm your man
You bet!
If you're gonna do it, do it right - right?
Do it with me

So good...
You're divine
Wanna take you, wanna make you
But they tell me it's a crime!
Everybody knows where the good people go
But where we're going baby
Ain't no such word as no!

Baby, I'm your man (don't you know who I am?)
Baby, I'm your man
You bet!
If you're gonna do it, do it right - right?
Do it with me
Come on baby, (ooh, take me home
Please don't leave me here, to do it on my own...)

First class information
I'll be your sexual inspiration
And with some stimulation
We can do it right...

So why waste time
With the other guys?
When you can have mine
I ain't askin' for no sacrifice
Baby your friends do not need to know!
I've got a real nice place to go

Listen,
I don't need you to care
I don't need you to understand
All I want is for you to be there
And when I'm turned on
If you want me-
I'm your man!

If you're gonna do it, do it right - right?
Do it with me

Now listen
If you're gonna do it - you know what I say?
If you're gonna do it don't throw it away
Don't throw it baby
Because
I'll be your boy, I'll be your man
I'll be the one who understands
I'll be your first, I'll be your last
I'll be the only one you ask
I'll be your friend, I'll be your toy
I'll be the one who brings you joy
I'll be your hope, I'll be your pearl
I'll take you halfway 'round the world!
I'll make you rich - I'll make you poor
Just don't use the door

Do it with me...

[beacon1]

Posted: 4/22/05 at 9:44am

I heart Eddie Varley and his song selections.

Eddie, when we finally meet (and we will one day, you know, we will!) I must have you autograph your pic from SO3. How cute is that photo!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/22/05 at 9:54am

Oh beac, that photo has robbed me of much sleep, I call it my "carb face phase"...*eats second McGriddle-CHOMP*!

In the meantime, here's my new musical mantra!

DON'T STOP ME NOW
Words and music by Freddie Mercury

Tonight I’m gonna have myself a real good time
I feel alive and the world turning inside out yeah!
And floating around in ecstasy
So don’t stop me now don’t stop me
’cause I’m having a good time having a good time

I’m a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I’m a racing car passing by like lady godiva
I’m gonna go go go
There’s no stopping me

I’m burning through the sky yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That’s why they call me mister fahrenheit
I’m trav’ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you

Don’t stop me now I’m having such a good time
I’m having a ball don’t stop me now
If you wanna have a good time just give me a call
Don’t stop me now (’cause I’m havin’ a good time)
Don’t stop me now (yes I’m havin’ a good time)
I don’t want to stop at all

I’m a rocket ship on my way to mars
On a collision course
I am a satellite I’m out of control
I am a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode

I’m burning through the sky yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That’s why they call me mister fahrenheit
I’m trav’ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic woman of you

Don’t stop me don’t stop me
Don’t stop me hey hey hey!
Don’t stop me don’t stop me ooh ooh ooh (I like it)
Don’t stop me don’t stop me
Have a good time good time
Don’t stop me don’t stop me ah

I’m burning through the sky yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That’s why they call me mister fahrenheit
I’m trav’ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you

Don’t stop me now I’m having such a good time
I’m having a ball don’t stop me now
If you wanna have a good time just give me a call
Don’t stop me now (’cause I’m havin’ a good time)
Don’t stop me now (yes I’m havin’ a good time)
I don’t want to stop at all

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 4/22/05 at 9:57am

Somebody's gonna have a good time with Eddie Varley tonight!