Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway
(World)
Here's a song for all my Welcome Thread peeps! Think of it as our weekend plan!
I'm Your Man! by Wham! Call me good Call me bad Call me anything you want to baby But I know that you're sad And I know I'll make you happy With the one thing that you never had
Baby, I'm your man (don't you know that?) Baby, I'm your man You bet! If you're gonna do it, do it right - right? Do it with me
So good... You're divine Wanna take you, wanna make you But they tell me it's a crime! Everybody knows where the good people go But where we're going baby Ain't no such word as no!
Baby, I'm your man (don't you know who I am?) Baby, I'm your man You bet! If you're gonna do it, do it right - right? Do it with me Come on baby, (ooh, take me home Please don't leave me here, to do it on my own...)
First class information I'll be your sexual inspiration And with some stimulation We can do it right...
So why waste time With the other guys? When you can have mine I ain't askin' for no sacrifice Baby your friends do not need to know! I've got a real nice place to go
Listen, I don't need you to care I don't need you to understand All I want is for you to be there And when I'm turned on If you want me- I'm your man!
If you're gonna do it, do it right - right? Do it with me
Now listen If you're gonna do it - you know what I say? If you're gonna do it don't throw it away Don't throw it baby Because I'll be your boy, I'll be your man I'll be the one who understands I'll be your first, I'll be your last I'll be the only one you ask I'll be your friend, I'll be your toy I'll be the one who brings you joy I'll be your hope, I'll be your pearl I'll take you halfway 'round the world! I'll make you rich - I'll make you poor Just don't use the door
Oh beac, that photo has robbed me of much sleep, I call it my "carb face phase"...*eats second McGriddle-CHOMP*!
In the meantime, here's my new musical mantra!
DON'T STOP ME NOW Words and music by Freddie Mercury
Tonight I’m gonna have myself a real good time I feel alive and the world turning inside out yeah! And floating around in ecstasy So don’t stop me now don’t stop me ’cause I’m having a good time having a good time
I’m a shooting star leaping through the sky Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity I’m a racing car passing by like lady godiva I’m gonna go go go There’s no stopping me
I’m burning through the sky yeah! Two hundred degrees That’s why they call me mister fahrenheit I’m trav’ling at the speed of light I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
Don’t stop me now I’m having such a good time I’m having a ball don’t stop me now If you wanna have a good time just give me a call Don’t stop me now (’cause I’m havin’ a good time) Don’t stop me now (yes I’m havin’ a good time) I don’t want to stop at all
I’m a rocket ship on my way to mars On a collision course I am a satellite I’m out of control I am a sex machine ready to reload Like an atom bomb about to Oh oh oh oh oh explode
I’m burning through the sky yeah! Two hundred degrees That’s why they call me mister fahrenheit I’m trav’ling at the speed of light I wanna make a supersonic woman of you
Don’t stop me don’t stop me Don’t stop me hey hey hey! Don’t stop me don’t stop me ooh ooh ooh (I like it) Don’t stop me don’t stop me Have a good time good time Don’t stop me don’t stop me ah
I’m burning through the sky yeah! Two hundred degrees That’s why they call me mister fahrenheit I’m trav’ling at the speed of light I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
Don’t stop me now I’m having such a good time I’m having a ball don’t stop me now If you wanna have a good time just give me a call Don’t stop me now (’cause I’m havin’ a good time) Don’t stop me now (yes I’m havin’ a good time) I don’t want to stop at all
So naughty!!! NO wonder why I get along with all of you..
Oh and Boobsie, I LOVE the sig..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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