Hey, you stole my line! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
No waffles today. Today it's Eggs Benedict. Eddie- Get your butt outta bed cause hollandaise sauce waits for no one! YES SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
I gots a delicious breakfast for ya Beacon. How's about some tube steak smothered in underwear? It's right fillin' and nutritous too! Aww. I'm just jokin' ya. I'd never force myself upon a lady. Sure, I'd abduct, hog-tie, torture, eviscerate, cook and eat her but I'd never coerce a woman to succumb to my hot monkey love. I gots class. I like the romance, the thrill of the chase, the exhilaration of the capture and the attendant screams of agony and despair. Ladies, if yer idea of romance involves a severe pistol whipping, a jar of honey and some fire ants then I'm yer man.
I want you to know that I did suggest that Mr. Varley avail himself of your "services" during his recent dental problems. I am sure you could have gotten right to the source of the pain quickly and efficiently.
Is he just chicken?
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?