WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 42

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 2:27pm

SonofMammaMiaSam- Eddie said he's going to buy me those pants.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 2:30pm

I buy my Phanty whatever he wants, as long as he's nice.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 2:32pm

Maybe you should buy me two pairs in case I split one. Oh wait, they're already split!! HAHA

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 2:36pm

I'll buy you something else even nicer if you keep them SPLIT!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 2:40pm

Is it bigger than a breadbox?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 2:43pm

somewhere between a breadbox and a breadstick!

Look I'd love to STICK around but I've got a date in Central Park and I wanna give myself some extra climb time!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 2:44pm

Are you going for the role of Tarzan?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 2:47pm

If Tarzan has feminine breasts and wears a blue thong, then yes, I'm up for the role.

[DAME]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 2:51pm

Eddie;
I thought we had something special going on? What happened to your tribute icon to me? ONE WORD FOR YOU: HUSSY!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 3:04pm

MY beloved HUSSY icon was put on hold with this BREAKING NEWS ICON!

All should return to normal HUSSYdom on Monday, and you most of all must respect the massive amount of HUSSY those two showed when they climbed up that tree!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 3:06pm

I'd prefer not to see his/her hussy, thank you very much!

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!""

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 3:06pm

I'm calling the Fire Dept.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 3:07pm

We are gonna need the leader hose for this one! it's a FLAMER!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 3:07pm

We need a massive hose.

[DAME]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 3:08pm

You calling me a Flamer?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 3:08pm

and a big RED engine number 9, 9.5 if we are lucky!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 3:11pm

I want to see the Fire doggie!

[DAME]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 3:12pm

Come over and take a look.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 3:14pm

You mean Derric and Dario the Firey and Spicy Dawgies?

I'll be sure to tell them you had a five alarmer today when I see them tonite!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 3:18pm

Can you tell Fireman Derric that I'd like to hold the hose?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 3:23pm

Once it starts flowing it can stand up all by itself!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 3:38pm

I hope I don't get all wet.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/24/04 at 12:39pm

Good day all, any news about the "treesome"?

Posted: 4/24/04 at 12:53pm

promise kept

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/24/04 at 5:21pm

Huh?