WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 41

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 2:49pm

The 'roids are giving me backne!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 2:51pm

1000 POSTS, 41 PAGES!

Eddie Rocks!

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!""

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 2:57pm

Eddie- Was it good for you?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 3:00pm

It was GREAT for me, because of all of YOU!

Thanks, this is the BEST Welcome I've ever had.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 3:18pm

I forgot to jump out of the cake. Damn.

[PB ENT.]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 3:22pm

Here I thought you watched Baywatch for Hasselhoff. He does a mean "Confrontation", when he's hooked up to his air tank.

Really...Who is this Eddie Varley? Didn't I see him strolling along Broad Street with a hoagie in his hand the other day?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 3:25pm

A "CoAke and a HoAgie"!

And in honor of over a thousand posts, I've brought back Marky Mark for old times!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 3:29pm

Are we the Funky Bunch?

[PB ENT.]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 3:33pm

nope. the Bunky Funch!
Hey, is this place "safe" for me to return, yet? No more "English Patient" to correct me and call me "hootchie mamma" , huh?

Updated On: 4/22/04 at 03:33 PM

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 3:36pm

We need to take a vote if girls can be a part of this thread. Can you make nachos and bring us beer?

[DAME]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 3:40pm

I was wondering where the trashy hussies were hiding.

[PB ENT.]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 4:13pm

Food as bait? Mae West once told me :) "Honey, if you think the way to a man's heart is through his belly, your aim is a about 6 inches too high". But a "lady" wouldn't know anything about that.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/22/04 at 4:29pm

Bye the way, I like guacamole!!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 7:30am

I'd like a frozen Phantarita with that guac and nachos!

[PB ENT.]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 10:47am

I make a mean enchilada and a spicy Mexican chicken. Olay!

But, I'll only feed you if Suellen is hostess to this 'affair'. After all, she and I did the catering at the Last Supper. Unfortunately two of the guests died. No worries though, one is coming back! Oh! and you better tip well, Mr. October doesn't work for free.

BTW, Eddie, when are you going to work in Philly? You know I'd have to put in to cover you. I'm covering and interviewing BJ Crosby at the Prince Thea.Cabaret early May.

Gotta get some work done! Later.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 10:52am

PB I am always happy to return to my hometown to perform, last time I was there it was as Teen Angel in GREASE, actually that was "official" performing, the "un-official" was a few months ago on the 11 floor of the Academy House!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 11:02am

Do you want me with or without salt?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 11:19am

No salt, you are "salty" enough as it is!

But def extra salsa on the side.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 11:30am

If you get sour cream in my hair, I am going to freak!! HAHA

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 11:31am

I would really love me some Phantas De Pollo with a lil' spicy CULO on the side!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 11:31am

But, it will give you "the high pro glow"!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 11:47am

I am a human being not a taco salad!

I don't spend a fortune on my hair, Suave just makes me look as if I do!!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 12:18pm

NO, you're a Taco salad and a human being!

Rico-Suave is your hair gel of choice right Phantas?

[DAME]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 12:40pm

HUSSY POWER!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/23/04 at 12:57pm

If there was every a place where HUSSIES can feel at home it's WELCOME EDDIE VARLEY!