WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 50

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 3:07pm

From the looks of it, it's an incomplete ass, but I get your point.

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!""

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 3:08pm

Eddie hit 50!!!! Yippeee, I can go home now. See ya boy's!

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!""

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 3:09pm

Don't mess with the buns.

Posted: 5/11/04 at 3:10pm

Here's another Song that reminds me Of Phanty's knee:

I know you'd like to thank your s*** don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-poo-pooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo-poo

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 3:11pm

Hey I'm at 50, SOMMS has the Muscle&Fitness June 2004 cover boy as his icon and Phanty and Voiceanth are hootin' and hollerin' , it's a GREAT WELCOME DAY!

Thank You and Goodbye!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 3:13pm

You're too old now Eddie and I'm leaving you for a younger man! Craig, how old are you? HAHA

[PB ENT.]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 5:09pm

OH MY! I definetly didn't mean to "dis" your derriere, dear boy!
I assume that you have a nice little bum. It's just that I'm used to viewing males from..... a different angle. Perhaps you could turn around...... in either direction... for the next photo!

Eddie, I'd love to book you as Phantom. Perhaps we could negotiate wearing something other than that dreadfully boring white mask. Any thoughts?

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 11:23pm

Thank you for your apology but it will take a while for my ass to get over it.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 5/12/04 at 5:09am

uh oh, PB! Guess you're gonna have to start kissing Phantom's ass!!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm so funny! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/12/04 at 8:19am

This is becoming the SORRY PHANTOM2 THREAD!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/12/04 at 8:41am

Thank you and good-bye.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/12/04 at 8:52am

Sorry Phantom2, oops, d'oh! Now I'm doing it!

Posted: 5/12/04 at 8:58am

Jrb -- what the hell are you doing up at 5AM?? Did you get up early -- or did you stay out late?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/12/04 at 9:03am

Was jrb browsing the shelves at the Unicorn? AGAIN!

Posted: 5/12/04 at 9:04am

Keep mollycoddling him and he'll only get worse!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/12/04 at 9:06am

Who?

Posted: 5/12/04 at 9:06am

Hand Phantom a mirror please! Updated On: 5/12/04 at 09:06 AM

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/12/04 at 9:11am

What mirror, where?

Posted: 5/12/04 at 9:36am

..who can that pretty girl be??

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/12/04 at 9:37am

Eddie- Why are your hands on your hips in that picture? Were you trying to do the Time Warp?

[PB ENT.]

Posted: 5/12/04 at 9:38am

jrb~ Sorry, that ain't happening.

Phanty, I just have to share your cute little pm this morning.

"" I hope Tonya Harding doesn't wack me in the ass! HAHA ""

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/12/04 at 9:40am

Don't you have a Dee Hoty interview to get to or something? HAHA

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/12/04 at 9:42am

Oh I was doin' the Time Warp all the time back then..in that photo I think I was pretending to be Darth Vader..I got the Death Star playset that Christmas!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/12/04 at 10:52am

Hey Eddie, your arms look like knees.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 5/12/04 at 11:54am

Let's just say I had a very, VERY good reason why I was UP last night...