OH MY! I definetly didn't mean to "dis" your derriere, dear boy!
I assume that you have a nice little bum. It's just that I'm used to viewing males from..... a different angle. Perhaps you could turn around...... in either direction... for the next photo!
Eddie, I'd love to book you as Phantom. Perhaps we could negotiate wearing something other than that dreadfully boring white mask. Any thoughts?
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