WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 49

Posted: 5/11/04 at 2:35pm

You bet wisely..son of whatever the hell you are! Updated On: 5/11/04 at 02:35 PM

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 2:36pm

But the ass never quits! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I was so nice before I joined this board. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You guys make me say these things!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Posted: 5/11/04 at 2:38pm

and Ladies and Gentlemen, this a TEXTBOOK example of what happnes when you get off your meds..................

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 2:38pm

What! That little kneecap?

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!""

Posted: 5/11/04 at 2:40pm

Grrrrrrrrrrrllll...HE called yo' ass a knee cap! LORD! Updated On: 5/11/04 at 02:40 PM

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 2:41pm

What's your excuse, voiceanth?
Okay, do you want to be Joan Collins or Linda Evans?
Quiet on the set and bring in the pool! Maybe we should order one from Italy!! Oh, nevermind...

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 2:41pm

Do I need to Ref on this ladies?

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 2:42pm

I'd hang on to the Christmas tree, lil one.

Posted: 5/11/04 at 2:42pm

Well...it's obvious who I should be!!

...I'm obviously not a dumb blond..

so I'll be Joan!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 2:45pm

Yes, I'm the nice sweet one. You're a perfect bitch!! One second, I have to go powder my knee!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 2:46pm

That won't take long!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 2:47pm

I'm going out children, play nice and this better be over 50 pages when I get BACK!

Posted: 5/11/04 at 2:47pm

oooooooooooooooooooooooooo slap!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 2:48pm

SonofMammaMiaSam- Bye the way, what happened to those pants? Did you split them?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 2:49pm

They needed more room.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 2:52pm

Well, my Speedo has laces up the side, so there!

Posted: 5/11/04 at 2:54pm

yeah, shoelaces!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 2:54pm

Don't make me get all Sammy Jo on your skinny little knee!

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!""

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 2:56pm

It's not a friggin' knee! Mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 5/11/04 at 2:58pm

What is it then.......

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 2:58pm

Now you know that she's out on a street corner so stop wailing.

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!""

Posted: 5/11/04 at 2:59pm

Why would you want to powder your knee??

Now Crisco -- that I can understand.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 3:02pm

1. It is an ass
2. My mother does not sell hers
3. Trust me, Crisco does not come out

Any more questions, boys?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/11/04 at 3:04pm

Whats the other knee look like?

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!""

Posted: 5/11/04 at 3:05pm

It's a complete ass if you ask me!