WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY- Page 56

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 1:32pm

Well there so many of those "muscle/lifestyle" videos out there, I'm gonna go search lata...I wonder if he goes under a different name, I'm saying a prayer as I type, keep LOOKING SOMMS!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 1:35pm

I'll just have to watch every porn flik ever made to see if I can spot him. The sacrifices I make for you Varley!

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!""

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 1:41pm

Musclehunks.com, hope hope

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 1:42pm

Check out bigmuscle.com

[WindyCityActor]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 1:43pm

Bigmuscle.com..... LOVE IT!!!!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 1:44pm

Please God SOMEONE find him!

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 2:14pm

Good God, Eddie. You are closing in on 16,000 views. You are huge, my friend, and being a unrepentent size queen, I am bowed and awed by the impressive length and girth of your thread.

Sueleen, what hath thou wrought?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 2:19pm

I'm like Titanic, I'm readying "WELCOME EDDIE VARLEY-LIVE!" for a six week run at the Laurie Beechman Theater in the Fall, I hope you'll all be there!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 2:30pm

I'll be a front row "Varley Head". Or is that ... in the front row giving Varley head?

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!""

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 2:31pm

really--it's the same thing!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 2:31pm

Do you have the breakdowns ready yet? Any calls for a butt-boy?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 2:33pm

I wanta be the key grip if you're the butt boy, Z!

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!""

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 2:35pm

which gets us right back to the lube thread.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 2:40pm

Oh you KNOW I'll need the best hot chours boys "backing" me up!

Viva La Matt Ramsey!

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 2:41pm

see how all these threads come together so neatly?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 2:55pm

SYNERGY ROCKS!

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 3:17pm

I sleep in a Queen bed and am thinking of getting a new mattress. Should I stick with Queen or go for the gold? My bedroom would be squeezed tight but I could fit a King.

Advice please.

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 3:26pm

ZOLA, need you ask?!

A California KING!

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 3:27pm

What size is yours, Eddie?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 3:36pm

Oh my current bed is Queen size.

[robbiej]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 3:42pm

Anybody else like a warm wet finger up the you-know-what?

Happy now, Varley?

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 3:58pm

Do you hear the sounds of hundreds of hands clapping?

HUNDREDS I SAY! Thank You and Goodbye.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 6:47pm

I am trying to catch up here - I have bunk beds and I wear fruit of the loom underwear. HEHE

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 9:33pm

Phanty -- did I let you out of the basement? What are you doing? GET BACK HERE!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 5/20/04 at 11:15pm

Coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!