Get behind me, I'll save you,..... hey wait, STOP that!
Boys who wear glasses like to stick things up asses.
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a handsome and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "WOW--WHAT A RIDE!!!!""
I'm not gonna say a word.
Good plan. If you stay silent, they can't find you.
I'm heading to Ohio this weekend to host the beloved Miss Junior America Pageant, if any of you Ohio Bww.com'ers are in da area give a shout out!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
OMG! I am a contestant!!
Phanty, the judges are so going to know that you're not a virgin! And, thongs are not appropriate in the casual wear category.
Just a minute Eddie Varley..
We need to see your credentials!
Eddie has big credentials. Does anyone want to see my assets?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I am the new Miss Junior America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA
Funny, I forgot to laugh.
Oh, I didn't intend for it to be funny. I just figured as HOT and sexy and talented as he is, he would surely have won.
Sure.
"Life is a MYSTERY. Everyone must stand alone. I hear you call my name. And it feels like....home."
Thank you Madonna.
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