"LIAR!! You know darn well you have a deal to produce this thread in Vegas only!!!! How dare you trick people? How dare you let the people down who wanted to see this thread on tour! Shame on you! I hope Michael Moore does a film on you! Michael Riedel can do a story on how many days you missed this thread--and the decline in post and view productivity! Shame on you, Mr. Varley!"
It's all true! Eddie wasn't really in Ohio and he didn't really spend a night in an airport. He was really in Vegas negotiating a deal to move into the theater last occupied by Sigfried and Roy. I hear that RSR is "collecting" the "animals" for Eddie's act as we speak. Mr. Shaiman will look smashing in a diamond studded choke collar. But, will he go for Eddie's throat?
PS Eddie: Did Riedel ever call and offer to take you to lunch?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It's all TRUE, but I'm not Eddie, I'm Park Overall!
ahhhhh, that explains your deep voice and southern accent.
WOW!
With all the "shirtless" and "self gratification" threads happening today, this WELCOME thread feels like the original The Real World!
So many new adventures to read!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
I get to be Julie...
Is that a beeper? Are you a drug dealer!
Phantom can be Eric..
Varley, why Heather B. of course! (LOL)
I have decided that Eddie Varley is too simple a name.
From here on in, he will be know as either
YE IDLE VADER
or
Ye DAREDEVIL
Coincidently, both are acronyms of Eddie Varley
Nice work on that, Craig.
I think we should call him Dyed Valerie.
No?
How about Variedly Dee?
Viled Reedy?
Every-Laddie?
Delayed Vier?
Ready Evyl?
(Well? What else could I say? You took the good ones!)
Daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ye Idle Vader is tired today!
"baby" kept "daddy" up all night with his cryin'!
Some hot chorus boy keep you up?
Did someone say hot chorus boy?
Zola- You left my apartment early this morning. What gives?
Just got home after stopping by for a twirl at Rawhide.
Is that like Starbucks?
Zola! Phanty! Hot Chorus Boys!
This is a really WELCOME morning!
You're the Master!
Wouldn't that be:
Me Star
Ramest
Marest
Termas
Sartem
Ma Rest
Ms Tear
Sounds good to me, Papi! HAHA
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Maybe we should start a "Post Your Back Pic Thread"..it can replace some of the Wicked ones....
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