WELCOME, EDDIE VARLEY — Page 89

#2201

Things that go bump in the night!

Posted: 7/31/04 at 11:12pm

JRB- Is Eddie your maid?

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"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher

#2202

Things that go bump in the night!

Posted: 8/1/04 at 6:39am

hmmmm. Define maid...

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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#2203

Things that go bump in the night!

Posted: 8/1/04 at 8:02am

You must be drunk! HAHA

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"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher

#2204

Things that go bump in the night!

Posted: 8/1/04 at 8:57am

pot, meet kettle

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#2205

Things that go bump in the night!

Posted: 8/1/04 at 9:05am

Zola- You left before breakfast. Where did you go? To the gym??

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"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher

#2206

Things that go bump in the night!

Posted: 8/1/04 at 9:16am

Baby, I went to sleep (in my own little lonely bed) last night right after Big Brother.

You must have tucked someone else in last night.

I took this week off the gym -- got some glitch in my shoulder and need to pamper myself. Plus, I found the best new masseur on 49th Street! It was massage week for me.

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Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.

#2207

Things that go bump in the night!

Posted: 8/1/04 at 9:23am

Damn, I have to stop confusing you with Eddie. You guys all look in the same in the dark. Ugh!

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"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher

#2208

Things that go bump in the night!

Posted: 8/1/04 at 9:31am

Phantom, you are the sweetest man. I've been working hard to look more like Eddie Varley. Thanks for noticing, buddy!!

I'm on the waiting list for "I Want A Famous Face" to complete the transformation process. Keep your fingers crossed.

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#2209

Things that go bump in the night!

Posted: 8/1/04 at 12:32pm

I wasn't drunk when I posted that! I was drunk a couple of hours before posting that! Get it right!!

Eddie--did you get home safely? Yes, that's right, suckas! IIIIIIII had Eddie last night!

So WHO was in your bed, phanty??

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#2210

Things that go bump in the night!

Posted: 8/1/04 at 1:20pm

Oh, and in case anyone wants to know--I had 4 white russians last night. And we went out for drinks.

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#2211

Things that go bump in the night!

Posted: 8/1/04 at 1:21pm

Lots of carbs there, jrb, but tasty!

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#2212

Things that go bump in the night!

Posted: 8/1/04 at 6:48pm

Hey--I can live a little! And have tasty things...

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#2213

Things that go bump in the night!

Posted: 8/1/04 at 7:10pm

I'll have something for you high in protein, low in carbs.

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#2214

Things that go bump in the night!

Posted: 8/1/04 at 7:13pm

*gulp

for once, I don't know what to say. Except maybe, "yum".

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#2215

Things that go bump in the night!

Posted: 8/1/04 at 7:18pm

An egg white omelet.

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#2216

Things that go bump in the night!

Posted: 8/1/04 at 7:23pm

now, I have egg on my face!

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#2217

Things that go bump in the night!

Posted: 8/1/04 at 7:24pm

Some people would say it looks like egg on your face. I know what it really is, though, Jenna Jameson.

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#2218

Things that go bump in the night!

Posted: 8/1/04 at 7:26pm

yep--the opposite of egg...

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#2219

Things that go bump in the night!

Posted: 8/2/04 at 8:05am

Let's whip this into a scrambled with bacon, thank you!

#2220

Things that go bump in the night!

Posted: 8/2/04 at 8:33am

I just finished my South Beach asparagus/mushroom omelet. Yummy!

#2221

Things that go bump in the night!

Posted: 8/2/04 at 8:42am

That does sound yummy, speaking of....

SOMMS! Sean is IN the city and working out at Reebok, let the gazing begin!

#2222

Things that go bump in the night!

Posted: 8/2/04 at 8:51am

Good thing I'm a slimmin' cause I gots a man to snare! NYC here I come!

#2223

Asparagus/mushroom omelette

Posted: 8/2/04 at 9:42am

just what on earth this has to do with Eddie, I don't know but the dish sounds really good to me right now. Hafta go make some breakfast, kids.

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#2224

Asparagus/mushroom omelette

Posted: 8/2/04 at 12:55pm

Who let Edie out?!

Eddie does not agree, Oh for the love of Sheekala!

#2225

Asparagus/mushroom omelette

Posted: 8/3/04 at 8:18am

Ye was lost, but now is found.